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#369 - fuckingtrolltastic
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#362 - darthblam
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(06/28/2013) [-]
The mythology of every old civilization or primitive peoples is ****** up in some way...

Seriously, there isn't a single one you can completely take seriously. There is ALWAYS something ****** up about it.
#320 - kdtreyfive
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Did Loki, like, transform into a male wolf and then rape a female wolf? Or did he transform into a female wolf, then got raped by a male wolf? I think the second one's acceptable, Loki's crazy.
#305 - tomthehippie
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Fun fact; Loki gave birth to Sleipnir.

Vikings, where a man can spawn a wolf, a snake, give birth to a horse...

Oh, and when a viking died they had a woman volunteer to be his sex slave/maid/what ever the **** else he wanted out of her in the afterlife...

... then ****** they would **** out of her, cut her throat, and throw her onto the barge with her lord's body, then light that ****** on fire and put it out to sea.
#330 to #305 - lulzalot
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(06/28/2013) [-]
don't forget they would rip peoples lungs out for fun
#331 to #330 - tomthehippie
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(06/28/2013) [-]
not for fun, for punishment. The blood eagle was saved for ******* that pissed someone off.
#336 to #331 - lulzalot
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(06/28/2013) [-]
they did it for fun too
#262 - DrPeppir
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Forgot Hel.
#260 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
**** Marvel movies suck


Zod admits to Kal-El that he no longer has any purpose now that Kal-El destroyed any chance for Krypton to be revived. Because of that, Zod changes his goal from Krypton's revival, to inflicting pain on Kal-El. (Pain in the sense that because Kal-El stopped Krypton from reviving due to his compassion for humans, Zod would kill all of humankind).

Hence why he said "you're a monster, Zod. And I'm gonna stop you."

Kal El killed General Zod by breaking his neck. Lex Luthor apparently was introduced at the very last part of movie. A flash of Wayne Enterprise is also can be seen as they are preparing for a new Justice League movie.

#263 to #260 - DrPeppir
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Bear my children.
#293 to #260 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Man of steel isn.t marvel *******
#158 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
The only place I've heard any of these names before was while playing Magicka.
#146 - SognaVetr
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#102 - yamiyo
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(06/27/2013) [-]
It's probably been said, but I'm not going to go look for it.

He also had a daughter named Hel
#100 - uistorlingme **User deleted account**
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#79 - faithrider
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(06/27/2013) [-]
in the marvel universe there is a series of comics where loki claims to be Deadpool's dad... is this true? i haven't gotten far enough for any specific yes, and the set that it was in did not specify for sure. all that was there was Loki claiming it and DP questioning it...
#90 to #79 - navadae
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(06/27/2013) [-]
nah Loki wouldnt do a human, he likes to stick to animals
#98 to #79 - iloveburzum ONLINE
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I believe he curses deadpool to have tom cruises face for a while.

All very bizarre.
#108 to #98 - emperorervinmar **User deleted account**
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#109 to #108 - iloveburzum ONLINE
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(06/27/2013) [-]
He hates looking nice. He couldn't cover it up either, as his mask took on the appearance of cruise.

Google that ****, it drove him mad.
#78 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
the norse mythologi used to be cool, then you faggots turned it to this...
#77 - animepsycchosecond
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(06/27/2013) [-]
He ain't got **** on Zeus
#68 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Knick knack, this post is back
#60 - gadorian
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#86 to #60 - RefrainFromTouchin
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(06/27/2013) [-]
**** Yeah Sif. I'd jizz to see Sif and Fenrir's cubs
#58 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
now im confused i was sure that hel was one of his children?
#15 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
why does the horse have 9 legs?
#19 to #15 - bATRA
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(06/27/2013) [-]
It only have 8 in the picture...
#12 - strangemoo
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Are we just ignoring that the Spawn of Hades are things like THE ******* Kraken?
#11 - whycanticaps
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(06/27/2013) [-]
to be fair, he was turned into a female horse and then raped, so that wasn't really his fault. He didn't want it
#17 to #11 - ninjasmartie
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Actually he turned himself into a mare in heat to lure away a workhorse.
sooo... he kinda asked for it :/
#8 - comicsjoey **User deleted account**
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(06/27/2013) [-]
well he has cooler sons than most of 16 years old nowadays