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#361 - dagreatmax
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(06/28/2013) [-]
#341 - clavatninenine
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#299 - atkissonbr
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(06/28/2013) [-]
he stuck his snake into a snake, it;s snakeception
#272 - heidekihinata
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Is there a website that is just Norse Mythology? I want to study it but my local libraries have nothing.
#275 to #272 - zacsuntibidea
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I've found most of what I know by just googling individual names and following links.
I suspect you might find what you're looking for under a search for 'Norse Legends' or some variant thereof.
Hope you find them, It's a great read and mildly insightful.
#169 - joyfullreaper
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(06/27/2013) [-]
He also had Hel the hag guardian of norse hell which is called hel.
#149 - mrmamric
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Fenny!
#174 to #149 - graenko
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Hel and Fenrir are a good lane combo
#182 to #174 - mrmamric
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(06/28/2013) [-]
[VVY]
#133 - dingojohn
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(06/27/2013) [-]
He gives zero *****, that much is clear !
He gives zero *****, that much is clear !
#167 to #133 - electrozz
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Wrong. According to this post, he had to have given at least three *****. How else would he have those children?
#400 to #167 - dingojohn
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(06/28/2013) [-]
You raise a valid point..

I will rephrase my statement: He doesn't give a ****, that much is clear!
#72 - leglesslegolegolas
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Nope, it's Fenrir, Hel, and Jormungandr. Sleipnir was an eight legged horse he created when he a got a giant's pet horse to screw him.
#75 to #72 - themurp
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(06/27/2013) [-]
So... doesn't that make it his child?
#76 to #75 - leglesslegolegolas
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(06/27/2013) [-]
It's not officially counted as a child of his, usually.
#80 to #76 - themasterdocter [OP]
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(06/27/2013) [-]
All the stories ive read said he gave birth to Sleipnir.
#82 to #80 - leglesslegolegolas
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, but most people don't count Sleipnir as one of his official children.
#53 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Hel is his daughter. Her apperance is half human half skeleton (cut down vertically). She is the goddess of the 9 relms of the afterlife (non-war death).
#57 to #53 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
its called Niflheim
#61 to #57 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
hel rules HELHEIM.. <.<
#59 to #53 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
no idea what norse mythology your learning, but it being a second religion to our now christian religion, hel is a giant, who is killed by the gods and its massive body forms the continents and its blood the oceans
#65 to #59 - chrolt
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(06/27/2013) [-]
No that would Ymer you're taking about. Hel is the goddes of non-warrior deaths, and daughter of Loki.
#51 - superfatman
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(06/27/2013) [-]
isn't hel his daughter
#52 to #51 - darktemplars
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(06/27/2013) [-]
You are correct, but the gods do a lot of weird ****
#54 to #52 - superfatman
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(06/27/2013) [-]
yeah, i think i read one where he steals the hair of thor's wife and he tortures him or something, oh and the whole earthquake thing
#55 to #54 - darktemplars
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(06/27/2013) [-]
If you want weird, Zeus made love to a woman has a golden shower. An actually golden shower, not the porn version
#107 to #55 - newforomador
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Don't forget about Hera turning Io into a cow.
#404 to #107 - darktemplars
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Alas I forgot, this is the best conversation I have had on the internet for a while, thank you
#405 to #404 - newforomador
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(06/28/2013) [-]
You're welcome. I simply love mythology, although I tend to only remember finer details in myths that revolve around the gods.
#407 to #405 - darktemplars
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I understand that, I really like Homers Odyssey, it is worth a read if you haven't already
#408 to #407 - newforomador
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I would but I have no idea where to find it beside do something like order it off of Amazon. Anyway, if you have read the Odyssey you should read the Iliad as well, since Odyssey is kinda like a sequel to it.
#409 to #408 - darktemplars
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I had to do the Iliad in my college, but I didn't enjoy it as much
#422 - anon
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(12/19/2014) [-]
forgot hel godess of death
#271 - smashingkills
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I read the title as Loli Kids
#260 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
**** Marvel movies suck


Zod admits to Kal-El that he no longer has any purpose now that Kal-El destroyed any chance for Krypton to be revived. Because of that, Zod changes his goal from Krypton's revival, to inflicting pain on Kal-El. (Pain in the sense that because Kal-El stopped Krypton from reviving due to his compassion for humans, Zod would kill all of humankind).

Hence why he said "you're a monster, Zod. And I'm gonna stop you."

Kal El killed General Zod by breaking his neck. Lex Luthor apparently was introduced at the very last part of movie. A flash of Wayne Enterprise is also can be seen as they are preparing for a new Justice League movie.

#263 to #260 - DrPeppir
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Bear my children.
#293 to #260 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Man of steel isn.t marvel *******
#253 - lordmoldywart
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(06/28/2013) [-]
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#281 to #253 - themasterdocter [OP]
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#394 to #253 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
I was so dissapointed by this part of the movie :/
#395 to #394 - lordmoldywart
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(06/28/2013) [-]
It was my favourite part

It just showed how weak Loki really was
#81 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
*who I want
#78 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
the norse mythologi used to be cool, then you faggots turned it to this...
#77 - animepsycchosecond
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(06/27/2013) [-]
He ain't got **** on Zeus
#37 - willindor
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I don't know about the others but didn't he give birth to the horse one? Does that mean that Loki can change his gender or did the horse rape him?
#41 to #37 - zzzebror
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(06/27/2013) [-]
He transformed himself into a female horse to distract the male horse which was pulling a giants chariot or something like that (I think). The horse had his way with him and later he gave birth to Sleipnir.
#15 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
why does the horse have 9 legs?
#19 to #15 - bATRA
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(06/27/2013) [-]
It only have 8 in the picture...
#14 - janjanthebunny
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(06/27/2013) [-]
you left out Hel, Narfi, and Vali