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#303 - Hybricide
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#340 to #303 - strangesir ONLINE
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Um... Please don't take this personally.
#347 to #303 - moevleboevle
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#348 to #303 - fukkentyranitar
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#349 to #303 - wafflegrunt
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#351 to #303 - RequieminMortis
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#359 to #303 - darthblam
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I had this saved in there to edit it for an old post..
I think all I did was have it zoomed in on the Dad's face with text
"God damn Commie *****." or something like that.
#387 to #303 - doorg
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#304 to #303 - themasterdocter [OP]
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I had forgotten I had this.
#316 to #303 - olafthebard
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BEHOLD, THE MIGHTY CROSSDRESSING ROCK LEE!
#356 to #303 - doodogger
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#360 to #303 - kschmidty
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#307 to #303 - tomthehippie
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#308 to #307 - tomthehippie
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**tomthehippie rolled user stonedsimon ** I feel sorry for you...
#344 to #303 - hinji **User deleted account**
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#412 to #344 - olafthebard
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oh god, what is that from?
#354 to #303 - Mynd
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#278 - zacsuntibidea
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You forgot Hel.
Angroboda the (Giantess/witch? it's been a while) had three of Loki's kids. Hel was the third, and the only one that the other gods proved willing to work with.
#282 to #278 - themasterdocter [OP]
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Does no one get the Hel is mentioned via pun. Also this is just showing off the weirdest of the bunch. He has many more kids.
#287 to #282 - zacsuntibidea
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Pun would have worked if it was one L, as is it's just a swear.
And of course he had many more, but as long as we're listing his weirdest ones it would be rude to ignore the one that got to be Goddess of Death because she was half decayed.
#288 to #287 - themasterdocter [OP]
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I agree she is weird, I just find these three the weirdest. Mainly cause they are not even humanoid.
I agree she is weird, I just find these three the weirdest. Mainly cause they are not even humanoid.
#289 to #288 - zacsuntibidea
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I suppose I can understand that measure. I happen to come at these things with a mindset of 'let's not accidentially anger creatures belived to be gods', so I still vote only one L for the pun.

'TIs funny though, and I congratulate you on that.
#296 to #289 - themasterdocter [OP]
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Thanks.
#189 - bighairyfart
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Fenrir? Like the Keyblade you can get in Kingdom Hearts I & II?
#191 to #189 - werewulft
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Is that a real Keyblade I never got one called fenrir.
#193 to #191 - bighairyfart
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I never had it in KH1, but I know it exists in both. In KH2, it has an ability bound to it called, "Negative Combo," which makes your maximum attack combo go down by 1.
#192 to #191 - werewulft
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never mind just looked it up had to beat sephiroth to get it he was too damn hard no wonder i never got it.
#195 to #192 - bighairyfart
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Yeah, I never beat him in the first, but I used it to beat him in the second, so I know in KH2, you get it before beating Sephiroth. I don't remember exactly when, it's been a while since I played either.
#268 to #195 - tehpwnz
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no. you get it for beating Sephiroth, if you got it before then you cheated or glitched somehow. and it only exists in KH2
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#197 to #195 - werewulft
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I think its after the thousand nobody march and all that when sephiroth first becomes available to fight is when you get it I believe.
#199 to #197 - bighairyfart
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Ah, yes. That's it. God, I wish I hadn't sold my PS2, I want to re-play them now.
#202 to #199 - werewulft
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My ps3 still plays ps2 games hell yea though i don't have kingdom hearts 2 anymore.
#214 to #202 - bighairyfart
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I never had a PS3
#201 to #199 - anon
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pcsx2 [dot] net
It just works.
I could only play it that way. And it works very nicely.
#215 to #201 - bighairyfart
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I wish I could get that. My internet is very ****. Just watching a video on YouTube is a giant hassle.
#363 to #189 - kschmidty
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I don't think it's in 1.
#91 - ewowo
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Lævís og slyng þau læðast í hring,
lokka þig kringum Bæjartjörn.
Hlusti nú hver sem heyrir í mér:
Hættuleg eru Loka börn.
#96 to #91 - iloveburzum
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Nice.
#206 to #91 - royalwerewolf
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#393 - fenrirr
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Wuddup
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#334 - penisflower
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#327 - lulzalot
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It wouldn't be that weird considering he could "shape shift"
#345 to #327 - paintedgorilla
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What's weird is that he chose to be the mare when "making" Sleipnir.
#389 to #345 - anon
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Well he had to distract him from working and I guess "flirting" with him was the easiest/most efficent way.
#396 to #389 - paintedgorilla
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That is true yeah...
#377 to #345 - luqmanr
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So Loki is bi?
#380 to #377 - paintedgorilla
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Id say thats quite safe to assume.
#169 - joyfullreaper
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He also had Hel the hag guardian of norse hell which is called hel.
#149 - mrmamric
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Fenny!
#174 to #149 - graenko
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Hel and Fenrir are a good lane combo
#182 to #174 - mrmamric
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[VVY]
#133 - dingojohn
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He gives zero *****, that much is clear !
He gives zero *****, that much is clear !
#167 to #133 - electrozz
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Wrong. According to this post, he had to have given at least three *****. How else would he have those children?
#400 to #167 - dingojohn
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You raise a valid point..

I will rephrase my statement: He doesn't give a ****, that much is clear!
#130 - rapsuskiller
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Anyone else thought of this looking at Sleipnir? Metal-chanellers?
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#157 to #118 - arsyro
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You wanna give birth to it too?
#104 - RandomSauce
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What I thought of when reading the names.

did I do it right?
#110 to #104 - yusay
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Well, Jormungand had it's title for a reason.
#99 - baditch
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Norse mythology is the most badass, in my opinion.
#72 - leglesslegolegolas
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Nope, it's Fenrir, Hel, and Jormungandr. Sleipnir was an eight legged horse he created when he a got a giant's pet horse to screw him.
#75 to #72 - themurp
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So... doesn't that make it his child?
#76 to #75 - leglesslegolegolas
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It's not officially counted as a child of his, usually.
#80 to #76 - themasterdocter [OP]
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All the stories ive read said he gave birth to Sleipnir.
#82 to #80 - leglesslegolegolas
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Yeah, but most people don't count Sleipnir as one of his official children.
#63 - anon
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Wonder why everyone is so hellbent on calling him jormungandr... a lot more common for him to be called the worm of midgard.. at least where people use it on a day to day basis
#85 to #63 - themasterdocter [OP]
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His title is the midgard serpent. His name is Jormungandr.
#33 - benjamino
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Does anyone know a good book that I can read about the Norse myths? One where it was chronological would be really cool, but I'm not sure there is a set chronology. One where it is just various stories would be cool too.
#39 to #33 - metaol
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try the library
#42 to #39 - benjamino
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Syrian libraries are closed.
#73 to #42 - metaol
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Oh, well. There was a lot of things I couldn't possibly have taken into account right there...
Sorry about he libraries.

I don't really know any English titles since I read them in Danish...
But I'm sure a quick googling will result in many qualified books.
#69 to #42 - anon
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You should be fighting for them then.
#70 to #69 - benjamino
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I'm English. I was just saying, the Syrian libraries are closed.
#64 to #33 - anon
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well if you can speak one of the old tongues like faroese/icelandic you can read the original eddas without too much trouble. when it gets translated it loses alot of its meaning. there are GLARING innaccuracies even on wikipedia...
#22 - jormungandr
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Yeah, my dad's kinda weird.