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User avatar #251 - schneidend ONLINE (06/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Most of Loki's abnormal children were made by him just sleeping with humanoid gods, giants, or mortals, actually.

It's not that Loki is into bestiality so much that he has mutant chaos jizz.
User avatar #230 - derpyhuman (06/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Loki: Norse Mythology's Zeus
User avatar #237 to #230 - sabcy (06/28/2013) [-]
except loki was the mother.
User avatar #207 - flusteredmoose (06/28/2013) [-]
I can imagine the conversation.

Odin: LOKI, Have you been having sex with animals again. I'm not angry it's just not something you should do.
Loki: #TOLO. Thine Only Lives Once.
User avatar #203 - amuro (06/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Did I mention he was the mother of the horse?

Lol wut?
User avatar #225 to #203 - zafara (06/28/2013) [-]
Loki was raped in that one. He turned into a mare to lure away a magic horse which Odin gods and the other asked him to do, so this other guy couldn't complete a task on time. He thought he could run away fast enough, but was wrong and got caught. Odin thought Loki's horse child was cool and asked to have it.
#106 - delivering (06/27/2013) [+] (11 replies)
You forgot Hel.

Also, Loki had all those children with a giantess.
#89 - Animefreake (06/27/2013) [-]
Loki had a big family...
#16 - Millybays (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Translation: The truth about Sleipnir
User avatar #10 - retardedboss (06/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Fenrir is such a badass name. I'm gonna name my son Fenrir. Now all I have to do is get laid.
#273 - spottosito (06/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Too bad there is only one real god
#269 - littlepowerslave (06/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So... Odin rides his own grandchild?
User avatar #5 - themasterdocter (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Btw there is a pun in the pic. Can you find it?
User avatar #6 to #5 - toastiepie (06/27/2013) [-]
Hel is loki's daughter
User avatar #40 - metaol (06/27/2013) [-]
The best part is that he is Sleipnir's mother

Oh Loki...
#373 - lulzabub (06/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
<<< This is the first thing I always think of anytime I hear the word Sleipnir. I'm a nerd like that I guess 0.o

Side note: PEW PEW PEW
#303 - Hybricide (06/28/2013) [+] (19 replies)
#278 - zacsuntibidea (06/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You forgot Hel.
Angroboda the (Giantess/witch? it's been a while) had three of Loki's kids. Hel was the third, and the only one that the other gods proved willing to work with.
User avatar #189 - bighairyfart (06/28/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Fenrir? Like the Keyblade you can get in Kingdom Hearts I & II?
#91 - ewowo (06/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Lævís og slyng þau læðast í hring,
lokka þig kringum Bæjartjörn.
Hlusti nú hver sem heyrir í mér:
Hættuleg eru Loka börn.
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