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User avatar #251 - schneidend (06/28/2013) [-]
Most of Loki's abnormal children were made by him just sleeping with humanoid gods, giants, or mortals, actually.

It's not that Loki is into bestiality so much that he has mutant chaos jizz.
#301 to #251 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
Mutant chaos jizz
User avatar #337 to #301 - schneidend (06/28/2013) [-]
Mutant chaos jizz.
User avatar #207 - flusteredmoose (06/28/2013) [-]
I can imagine the conversation.

Odin: LOKI, Have you been having sex with animals again. I'm not angry it's just not something you should do.
Loki: #TOLO. Thine Only Lives Once.
#106 - delivering (06/27/2013) [-]
You forgot Hel.

Also, Loki had all those children with a giantess.
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#113 to #111 - delivering (06/27/2013) [-]
No, she is just described as being Half/Half, it is rarely specified how she's divided,and when it is, it is described different in different sources.

Also, try not to upload static gif images with text.
#114 to #113 - magmon ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Fixed it before you commented. Read the image, because it is actually described. I can track down a source if need be, but I'd really rather not.
#116 to #114 - delivering (06/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, because that image is a legitimate source -__-
God damnit man. Read up on more than one source.
#117 to #116 - magmon ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I have read more mythology books than I care to admit. She is always described as top/bottom, just not always as rotting. She is sometimes pitch black/white as the moon.
#119 to #117 - delivering (06/27/2013) [-]
Most of the things I've read(and I have read a lot) she is just described as half/half, without going into specifics of which half is which.
#121 to #119 - magmon ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
It says her bottom half, because it is that she cannot bear children.
Thank the non-necrophiliac gods
#112 to #111 - magmon ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Sorry about the format. You should be able to read this one.
#224 to #112 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
That is inaccurate though. Evil god? The concept of evil didn't exist in Asatro.
There were honorable and dishonorable. Because of Lokis dishonorable acts, he and his kin were banished, thrown out of Asgard as Loki wasn't even a god and he had been banging the chick that caused the Aesir/Vanir war. As Hel landed, Her entire left or right side got smushed, deformed from the fall from Asgard to Niflheim. As she crashlanded into the part of the realm called Niflhel, she landed on the side, forever making that side deformed. The part about decaying genitals is not accurate.
#232 to #224 - magmon ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Log in and say that for thumbs.
#139 to #106 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Well... No.

Sleipnir was with a horse.
He is the mother of Sleipnir.
#89 - Animefreake ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Loki had a big family...
#16 - Millybays (06/27/2013) [-]
Translation: The truth about Sleipnir
User avatar #115 to #16 - lawerancearm (06/27/2013) [-]
Human.... errr Horse Centipede
User avatar #10 - retardedboss ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Fenrir is such a badass name. I'm gonna name my son Fenrir. Now all I have to do is get laid.
#218 to #10 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
It's FENRIS actally.
#257 to #218 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
It varies from place to place, actually. So both "Fenrir" and "Fenris" are correct. I am more familiar with the latter form because of a certain metal musician that I adore.
#84 to #10 - themasterdocter (06/27/2013) [-]
Just walk up to the ladies and go.
Just walk up to the ladies and go.
#385 - wyldek ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
#273 - spottosito ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Too bad there is only one real god
#355 to #273 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
For the Emperor
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#269 - littlepowerslave (06/28/2013) [-]
So... Odin rides his own grandchild?
User avatar #279 to #269 - themasterdocter (06/28/2013) [-]
His nephew to be accurate. Loki is really his brother.
#291 to #269 - danishredneck (06/28/2013) [-]
Norse mythology is some of the most entertaining literature ive read in a while!
#274 to #269 - zacsuntibidea (06/28/2013) [-]
Loki's actually adopted. The Norse gods had an irritating tendency to recruit their enemies using simple civility. (Thor's table manner was severely lacking by their standard)
User avatar #203 - amuro (06/28/2013) [-]
Did I mention he was the mother of the horse?

Lol wut?
User avatar #225 to #203 - zafara (06/28/2013) [-]
Loki was raped in that one. He turned into a mare to lure away a magic horse which Odin gods and the other asked him to do, so this other guy couldn't complete a task on time. He thought he could run away fast enough, but was wrong and got caught. Odin thought Loki's horse child was cool and asked to have it.
User avatar #40 - metaol (06/27/2013) [-]
The best part is that he is Sleipnir's mother

Oh Loki...
#278 - zacsuntibidea (06/28/2013) [-]
You forgot Hel.
Angroboda the (Giantess/witch? it's been a while) had three of Loki's kids. Hel was the third, and the only one that the other gods proved willing to work with.
#282 to #278 - themasterdocter (06/28/2013) [-]
Does no one get the Hel is mentioned via pun. Also this is just showing off the weirdest of the bunch. He has many more kids.
#287 to #282 - zacsuntibidea (06/28/2013) [-]
Pun would have worked if it was one L, as is it's just a swear.
And of course he had many more, but as long as we're listing his weirdest ones it would be rude to ignore the one that got to be Goddess of Death because she was half decayed.
#288 to #287 - themasterdocter (06/28/2013) [-]
I agree she is weird, I just find these three the weirdest. Mainly cause they are not even humanoid.
I agree she is weird, I just find these three the weirdest. Mainly cause they are not even humanoid.
#289 to #288 - zacsuntibidea (06/28/2013) [-]
I suppose I can understand that measure. I happen to come at these things with a mindset of 'let's not accidentially anger creatures belived to be gods', so I still vote only one L for the pun.

'TIs funny though, and I congratulate you on that.
User avatar #296 to #289 - themasterdocter (06/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #189 - bighairyfart (06/28/2013) [-]
Fenrir? Like the Keyblade you can get in Kingdom Hearts I & II?
User avatar #191 to #189 - werewulft (06/28/2013) [-]
Is that a real Keyblade I never got one called fenrir.
User avatar #193 to #191 - bighairyfart (06/28/2013) [-]
I never had it in KH1, but I know it exists in both. In KH2, it has an ability bound to it called, "Negative Combo," which makes your maximum attack combo go down by 1.
User avatar #192 to #191 - werewulft (06/28/2013) [-]
never mind just looked it up had to beat sephiroth to get it he was too damn hard no wonder i never got it.
User avatar #195 to #192 - bighairyfart (06/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, I never beat him in the first, but I used it to beat him in the second, so I know in KH2, you get it before beating Sephiroth. I don't remember exactly when, it's been a while since I played either.
User avatar #268 to #195 - tehpwnz (06/28/2013) [-]
no. you get it for beating Sephiroth, if you got it before then you cheated or glitched somehow. and it only exists in KH2
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User avatar #197 to #195 - werewulft (06/28/2013) [-]
I think its after the thousand nobody march and all that when sephiroth first becomes available to fight is when you get it I believe.
User avatar #199 to #197 - bighairyfart (06/28/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. That's it. God, I wish I hadn't sold my PS2, I want to re-play them now.
User avatar #202 to #199 - werewulft (06/28/2013) [-]
My ps3 still plays ps2 games hell yea though i don't have kingdom hearts 2 anymore.
User avatar #214 to #202 - bighairyfart (06/28/2013) [-]
I never had a PS3
#201 to #199 - anon (06/28/2013) [-]
pcsx2 [dot] net
It just works.
I could only play it that way. And it works very nicely.
User avatar #215 to #201 - bighairyfart (06/28/2013) [-]
I wish I could get that. My internet is very **** . Just watching a video on YouTube is a giant hassle.
User avatar #363 to #189 - kschmidty ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't think it's in 1.
#91 - ewowo (06/27/2013) [-]
Lævís og slyng þau læðast í hring,
lokka þig kringum Bæjartjörn.
Hlusti nú hver sem heyrir í mér:
Hættuleg eru Loka börn.
User avatar #96 to #91 - iloveburzum (06/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #206 to #91 - royalwerewolf (06/28/2013) [-]
#373 - lulzabub (06/28/2013) [-]
<<< This is the first thing I always think of anytime I hear the word Sleipnir. I'm a nerd like that I guess 0.o

Side note: PEW PEW PEW
#406 to #373 - urfunnyman (06/28/2013) [-]
my baby I'm still working on her weapons and armor load outs
#410 to #406 - lulzabub (06/28/2013) [-]
Nice. I actually unfortunately haven't played in way longer than I care to admit. Definitely one of my all time favorite games though. But when you don't the time what can ya do? And that game takes up a whole helluva lotta time. lol
User avatar #411 to #410 - urfunnyman (06/28/2013) [-]
true it took me a couple of months to get all the requirements to just get a destroyer so in while that was going on i was helping some people while they mine i took care of belt rats (computerized enemies) and any pvp pirates i got some good money for it
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#340 to #303 - strangesir ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
Um... Please don't take this personally.
#359 to #303 - darthblam ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
I had this saved in there to edit it for an old post..
I think all I did was have it zoomed in on the Dad's face with text
"God damn Commie ***** ." or something like that.
#387 to #303 - doorg (06/28/2013) [-]
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#304 to #303 - themasterdocter (06/28/2013) [-]
I had forgotten I had this.
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#360 to #303 - kschmidty ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
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#308 to #307 - tomthehippie (06/28/2013) [-]
**tomthehippie rolled user stonedsimon ** I feel sorry for you...
#344 to #303 - hinji **User deleted account** (06/28/2013) [-]
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#412 to #344 - olafthebard (06/29/2013) [-]
oh god, what is that from?
User avatar #230 - derpyhuman (06/28/2013) [-]
Loki: Norse Mythology's Zeus
#255 to #230 - ZLozier (06/28/2013) [-]
not exactly zeus wasn't a joker it would be more like Loki: Norse Mythology's Prometheus because they were both tricksters and they were trying to steal something from a god of higher status
User avatar #237 to #230 - sabcy (06/28/2013) [-]
except loki was the mother.
User avatar #238 to #237 - derpyhuman (06/28/2013) [-]
Loki: Proof that men can be raped too
User avatar #240 to #238 - sabcy (06/28/2013) [-]
Vikings: the first people to consider gay sex as a part of society.
User avatar #241 to #240 - derpyhuman (06/28/2013) [-]
Scandinavia: Great place to live
User avatar #243 to #241 - sabcy (06/28/2013) [-]
women also owned the house and money of their husbands, males had to ask permission before holding their hand, and they believed gay sex to be a battle of lust.
User avatar #247 to #243 - derpyhuman (06/28/2013) [-]
Well, I know where I'm living.
User avatar #248 to #247 - sabcy (06/28/2013) [-]
ancient religions, doing Mpreg before it was cool.
User avatar #5 - themasterdocter (06/27/2013) [-]
Btw there is a pun in the pic. Can you find it?
User avatar #6 to #5 - toastiepie (06/27/2013) [-]
Hel is loki's daughter
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