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User avatar #401 - mrblueftw (06/28/2013) [-]
How do you get a baby in a bowl?
Blender.
How do you get it out?
Chips.
#343 - DoktorHax (06/28/2013) [-]
whats do you call a baby with a broken jaw?



Deepthroat
User avatar #322 - alltimetens (06/28/2013) [-]
How do you circumcise a hill-billy?




You kick his sister in the jaw.
User avatar #321 - afrosquid (06/28/2013) [-]
What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?
She always swallows
User avatar #293 - bighairyfart (06/28/2013) [-]
If two Asians have a retarded baby, what do they name it?

Sum Ting Wong
User avatar #281 - nighthawxx (06/28/2013) [-]
where did the little girl go when the bomb went off?
everywhere
#274 - queefquizzler (06/28/2013) [-]
What do you call a lonely student?   
A survivor of Sandy Hook Elementary School.   
   
What do I call a girl that can run faster than me?   
A virgin.   
   
How do you get a black man down from a tree?   
Cut the rope.   
   
What do you do when a 						********					 bleeding out on your front lawn?   
Stop laughing and reload.   
   
What do a Jew and a Ferrari have in common?   
They both scream when you turn on the gas.   
   
Why are the palms of 						********					 hands white?   
There's a little bit of good in everyone.   
   
These are mostly racist not brutal
What do you call a lonely student?
A survivor of Sandy Hook Elementary School.

What do I call a girl that can run faster than me?
A virgin.

How do you get a black man down from a tree?
Cut the rope.

What do you do when a ******** bleeding out on your front lawn?
Stop laughing and reload.

What do a Jew and a Ferrari have in common?
They both scream when you turn on the gas.

Why are the palms of ******** hands white?
There's a little bit of good in everyone.

These are mostly racist not brutal
#203 - starrk (06/27/2013) [-]
How do you know your sister is on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
#189 - johnnygat (06/27/2013) [-]
Not really a joke but...
#158 - akatsukipain (06/27/2013) [-]
womens rights
#38 - ceratosaurus (06/27/2013) [-]
How do you make a baby float?

take your foot off its head
User avatar #32 - trojandetected (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
two peanuts walking down a street one was a salted.

im going to hell for that sorry if this offends anyone
#501 - xxmibsxx (06/28/2013) [-]
What is the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds?   
   
There is twenty of them.
What is the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds?

There is twenty of them.
#492 - iliketheporn (06/28/2013) [-]
What did the boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What did that same boy get for christmas?

Nothing, he didn't live that long.
#453 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (06/28/2013) [-]
How do you get a gay to **** a woman?

**** in her cunt.
User avatar #372 - ThickMcRunFast (06/28/2013) [-]
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

******* .
#105 - ariusbrightwing (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard ya throw 'em.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

HOOSTA GOOSTA YA HOOHAMS.
#95 - dameush (06/27/2013) [-]
why did suzy fall off the swing? she didn't have any arms.
knock knock? Who's there? not Suzy
User avatar #72 - iizpurple (06/27/2013) [-]
What did the poor, deaf blind orphan get for christmas?

Cancer.
#63 - TheCynic (06/27/2013) [-]
It's time for the most mature subject in the world that absolutely nobody is tired of: dead babies!   
   
What's worse than a trashcan full of dead babies? The live baby at the bottom that has to eat its way to the top to survive.   
What's worse than that? When the baby goes back for seconds.   
What's even worse than that? Changing that little 						********					 diaper.
It's time for the most mature subject in the world that absolutely nobody is tired of: dead babies!

What's worse than a trashcan full of dead babies? The live baby at the bottom that has to eat its way to the top to survive.
What's worse than that? When the baby goes back for seconds.
What's even worse than that? Changing that little ******** diaper.
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