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#86 - TheMagicBong
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(06/27/2013) [-]
#82 - birthdaybrony
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Just don't run downhill, he'll roll faster than you can run.
#67 - saladtongsofdeath
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(06/27/2013) [-]
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found his night job
#66 - cawpikolo
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(06/27/2013) [-]
yeah seeing as how he can't run he'll probably just shoot a few taser darts in your back rather than bother chasing you hahaha
#83 to #66 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Then he gets fired.
#94 to #83 - JesuschristofAZ
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(06/27/2013) [-]
You can get tazed for evading arrest.
#95 to #94 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I believe they have to be armed or attacking.
#96 to #95 - vatra
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(06/27/2013) [-]
They don't taser can be used if they are fleeing.
#6 - theableacher
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Police officers need to keep in shape, it is part of their job, right?

At least that's how it is here in Denmark... (I believe so)

I might be wrong. Correct me if I'm wrong.
#28 to #6 - Aerosmither
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(06/27/2013) [-]
In Canada you only need to pass one fitness test in order to be a municpal (city) officer, but if you were to be in the RCMP or Provincial Police, I believe they do physical exams bi-monthly and semi-annually, respectfully.
#10 to #6 - spankyy
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(06/27/2013) [-]
They have to pass a fitness test initially, but it's unlikely they'll ever test you again so there are quite a few unfit officers. Though all the ones i've seen in person have been in rather good shape. Usually security at buildings that are in bad shape.
#8 to #6 - peridot
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, they don't need to keep fit in America. Firefighters have to stay fit there, so why shouldn't police officers? This is why so many criminals get away.
#31 to #8 - sexwithyourwife
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(06/27/2013) [-]
they have to pass a fitness test in California and most of the officers I know are in good shape. A lot of my family are police and I wanna get into it.
#9 to #8 - FattyMcDoogle
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Because it's easier for them to use a gun or tazer, than for them to get in shape.
#89 - theblaar
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#90 to #89 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
throw?
#91 to #90 - theblaar
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(06/27/2013) [-]
wow, i did not see that. thanks mate
#92 to #91 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
dumbass
#106 to #92 - rynkar
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(06/28/2013) [-]
#43 - teenytinyspider
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Run for it and see what .04 amps of electricity coursing through you does.
#69 to #43 - tyroneisanigger
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(06/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure he would be able to get to his taser in time. Look at all the fat blocking the way. If he could get to it, the kid wouldn't be within range to be shot by it.
I assume this asshole was on freeway duty for far too long.

pic related, my reaction when I saw this dickhead.
#26 - mrwalkerfour
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(06/27/2013) [-]
tazered or shot is the likely outcome
#111 - CXJokerXD
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Why do they even have cops like this out on patrol? I guess if he were behind a desk all day it would make more sense. I'd think it would make more sense to have a standard fitness level for officers.
Why do they even have cops like this out on patrol? I guess if he were behind a desk all day it would make more sense. I'd think it would make more sense to have a standard fitness level for officers.
#109 - gizmotechie
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(06/28/2013) [-]
#108 - betars
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(06/28/2013) [-]
no, because they'd rather shoot you and file a report than chasing after you.
#110 to #108 - gizmotechie
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(06/28/2013) [-]
woops...
#112 to #110 - betars
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(06/28/2013) [-]
great minds think alike, I suppose.
#103 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Not funny -1

inb4: butthurt red thumbs
#84 - whistleandrun
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Ferris Bueller?
#71 - teenytinyspider
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Anybody think that this is actually just a well-timed picture?

The kid's arms are crossed, not on the police car. Perhaps the two know each other? At a fundraiser or something and a picture was shot at the right time?

Still makes me feel a lot safer to know that cops like that guy are out on the streets/sarcasm off
#46 - spacetequila
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(06/27/2013) [-]
It looks like Officer McBigmac is about to take off his pants.
#41 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
don't run. that snorlax is awake and looks angry
#16 - tepidteal
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(06/27/2013) [-]
There's a sheriff like that in my town.
#11 - reican
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Don't run for it, the last guy that did got eaten.
#3 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Is it just me or does it look like he can arrest his own stomach?
#1 - anon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Nope!!