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#49 - naiqu
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the toothbrush is ******* floating?
#52 to #49 - richardastley
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(06/26/2013) [-]
It's magic. Sheesh, read a book...
#59 to #52 - naiqu
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(06/26/2013) [-]
#242 - tuckthisphit
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Was that ":c" ******* necessary ?
#197 - macdra
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#194 - namnori
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(06/26/2013) [-]
It took me a few seconds to see why anyone would need water squirting up in their face whilst brushing their teeth...
#199 to #194 - amuro
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(06/26/2013) [-]
why?
#202 to #199 - namnori
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Because I don't suck water from the tap anyway... I use a cup..
#248 to #202 - FightClub
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(06/26/2013) [-]
don't be a vagina, be astute and resourceful and cup your hands to contain water to drink from instead. NO NEED FOR RELIANCE ON OTHER OBJECTS
don't be a vagina, be astute and resourceful and cup your hands to contain water to drink from instead. NO NEED FOR RELIANCE ON OTHER OBJECTS
#251 to #248 - namnori
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(06/26/2013) [-]
>Don't be a vagina

Kiddo vaginas can take a beating...
#254 to #251 - FightClub
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(06/26/2013) [-]
don't be vagina
#179 - impaledsandwich
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Rapid bucket fisting.
#159 - mion
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Wow, if you're going to shoot your alarm clock every morning it will be quite an expensive alarm clock.
#120 - tmdarby
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Dat Soap Shaver!!!!
#105 - sometoast
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(06/26/2013) [-]
i just want to know how that toothbrush works
#117 to #105 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
like a water fountain
#90 - pocketstooheavy
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Why would you want to play video games on a crappy tiny screen like that?
#80 - datmanksa
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(06/26/2013) [-]
similar
#73 - myactualname
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I need sorce for the alarmclock and bath mat
#75 to #73 - JklnHyd
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Here's an ebay listing for the alarm clock. I think you can probably find it cheaper, if you shop around a bit.
www.ebay.com/itm/Infrared-Amazing-Gun-Alarm-Clock-Shoot-Target-To-Stop-/130505964928?pt=US_Clocks&hash=item1e62c2fd80
#77 to #75 - myactualname
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Thankyou
#71 - smokedmeatlog
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Who the **** cuts their pizza?
#79 to #71 - syrenthra
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(06/26/2013) [-]
well depending on the pizza, like if it is one of these mother *******, I might consider it, or if it is scalding hot
#82 to #79 - clareon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
That looks so good... where is that from?
#85 to #82 - syrenthra
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(06/26/2013) [-]
A few different pizza places out in Colorado make them, they are called Mountian Pies
#91 to #85 - clareon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
**** yes! i live in illinois but i've been planning on moving to boulder colorado and i LOVE pizza.
#92 to #91 - syrenthra
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(06/26/2013) [-]
if you move, please ship me one?
#287 to #92 - clareon
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(06/27/2013) [-]
Lol ill do my best! just kinda depends on how big it is.
#95 to #79 - sheperdofthestars
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Assuming Direct Diabeetus
#96 to #95 - syrenthra
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(06/26/2013) [-]
mehhhh, if it was a dessert pizza that would be perfect but that is maximum over cholesterol taking over
#21 - mikesrevenge
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(06/26/2013) [-]
is it just me or is that book case bigger on the inside?
#27 to #21 - zacsuntibidea
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(06/26/2013) [-]
While funny, you made me look back at it and I noticed that it does appear larger whehn opened because the first pic has nothing to base depth on, not because it's that awesome.

Sorry, Have a thumb.
#241 - creepyunclebob
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(06/26/2013) [-]
If you buy a special pizza eating fork, you probably have a problem.
#261 to #241 - mrcrowleysr
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(06/26/2013) [-]
or you are just a bored millionaire..
#185 - YeYouKnoMe
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I honestly have the most retarded phobia of twigs/small branches. Ever since I saw a stickbug and it jumped at me when I was idk like 6 or 7, I have been terrified of sticks. To tell you how terrified I am when I mow the grass and there are huge sticks I contemplate about moving them or mowing over them because I don't want to ruin the blade but I don't want to touch the deformed twig.

God I need help...
#186 to #185 - YeYouKnoMe
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(06/26/2013) [-]
P.S. the reason I brought this up is because of that creepy ******* forest mat, that **** is not an awesome invention, its ******* horrifying.
#217 to #186 - tomowrath
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(06/26/2013) [-]
So you're going to be walking in a forest one day, surrounded by your biggest fears.
that sucks :[
#215 to #186 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
be a man and pick up a stick you can do it!
#129 - bloopzoop
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#114 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I think the toothbrush allows you to take water in your mouth without having to tilt your head under the tap
#113 - partonicus
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#23 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Oh my God the piggy one is so cute
#20 - imayhaveagun
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(06/26/2013) [-]
I've actually seen the opening your door with your foot one before