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User avatar #103 to #99 - ferrettamer ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Is Jesus
User avatar #90 - lizardnigger (06/25/2013) [-]
In WWII Germany, it was illegal to name a horse Adolf.
User avatar #96 to #90 - spawnsy (06/25/2013) [-]
There are laws about naming your kids in Germany, for example you cant name your kids after car companies such as Mercadies
User avatar #98 to #96 - lizardnigger (06/25/2013) [-]
Just German car makers? Or all? I was planning on moving there and naming my child Koenisegg Von Vauxhall
#102 to #98 - spawnsy (06/25/2013) [-]
I mean you can name your kids after the companies but you will be fined a huge fine every year due to copy right, I think it is just car companies but I might be wrong and its more than just car companies
I mean you can name your kids after the companies but you will be fined a huge fine every year due to copy right, I think it is just car companies but I might be wrong and its more than just car companies
User avatar #104 to #102 - lizardnigger (06/25/2013) [-]
But Mercedes (the car maker) was named after a person.
User avatar #105 to #104 - spawnsy (06/25/2013) [-]
yeah, and now if you name your kid after Mercedes in Germany you get a fine, now if you were born outside Germany with the name Mercedes and you move, if you show them your birth certificate then you dont have to worry about a fine because you were not born on German soil
User avatar #106 to #105 - lizardnigger (06/25/2013) [-]
I'm gonna have a kid and call it Mercedes Daimler Porsche Bayerische Motoren Werke Fuhrer, then burn it's birth certificate as he sets off to Germany with the one way ticket I buy it.
Jimmeiroestle
User avatar #108 to #106 - spawnsy (06/25/2013) [-]
Damn dude, I hope your rich
User avatar #110 to #108 - lizardnigger (06/25/2013) [-]
oh **** . I'm penniless.
User avatar #111 to #110 - spawnsy (06/25/2013) [-]
Then have a back up name for your kid
User avatar #112 to #111 - lizardnigger (06/25/2013) [-]
If I burn it's birth certificate
Then I'm not the father
Problem solved
User avatar #113 to #112 - spawnsy (06/25/2013) [-]
Thats very true
User avatar #80 - toyguymcderp (06/25/2013) [-]
From what I've heard, some countries require you to have to give a name that lets people know the gender of the kid. like jessica for a girl or jack for a boy.
User avatar #139 - wtfareu (06/25/2013) [-]
Well according to Kim they named him north because North means highest power and she says that North is their highest point together. That or their asshole who thought naming a kid northwest was funny
User avatar #121 - dildoes (06/25/2013) [-]
i like being named mason.
#107 - fuckyosixtyminutes (06/25/2013) [-]
I remember this spoof article that announced a town had passed a law regarding all black parents to get the signatures of any three white people to approve their newly born kid's name.
User avatar #100 - butiloveu (06/25/2013) [-]
How about:
If the parents want to call her Kid a stupid name (like Pikachu, Soda can, Hashtag, Jacob)
they should be send to a asylum and the kid should get released for adoption.
User avatar #120 to #100 - dildoes (06/25/2013) [-]
jacob is a good name.
keith on the other hand...
User avatar #126 to #100 - fjsknight ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
Hey... My name is Jacob. =(
#137 to #126 - butiloveu (06/25/2013) [-]
Don't look at me.   
It was considered to be part of the joke.
Don't look at me.
It was considered to be part of the joke.
#141 to #137 - butiloveu (06/25/2013) [-]
Why i have all this dog pictures? I'm a cat fan.
Why i have all this dog pictures? I'm a cat fan.
#153 to #100 - raigen (06/25/2013) [-]
'And now presenting mister Pika chu--....You think this is funny?'
"not at all sir."
'then why did you give us this fake name?!'
"It's not..."
and then he shows his birth certificate and everyone is just wondering 'why the **** did their parrents name them that?'
#109 to #100 - fiftyshadesofgus (06/25/2013) [-]
But what's wrong with Jacob?
isn't Jacob like a normal name?


I like that name, Jacob
#136 to #109 - butiloveu (06/25/2013) [-]
It's kinda joke, ya know
User avatar #97 - konradkurze (06/25/2013) [-]
like in denmark huh
they have a list of 'government permitted' names
#89 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
I thought the name was actually fine. North is not that bad, I've seen a lot worst.
User avatar #82 - dinkcool (06/25/2013) [-]
So in America its legal to name your kid ******** ?
#119 to #82 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
Try it and find out.
#69 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
This video makes a great point

/watch?v=toNMBjuyRFk
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#66 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
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This video makes a great point
#101 to #66 - drturkleton (06/25/2013) [-]
No, it doesn't
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User avatar #35 - jesjess (06/25/2013) [-]
In Portugal it is illegal to name your baby Tom
User avatar #22 - ghostytrickster (06/25/2013) [-]
I have a friend who is naming her son Damien...that can't end well.
User avatar #24 to #22 - ghostytrickster (06/25/2013) [-]
Damian*, sorry.
User avatar #26 to #22 - disposablehero (06/25/2013) [-]
Please explain.
#27 to #26 - ghostytrickster (06/25/2013) [-]
The kid from this movie. The demon kid. .__.
User avatar #28 to #27 - disposablehero (06/25/2013) [-]
I see, thank you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - ghostytrickster (06/25/2013) [-]
You are quite welcome, good sir/madam.
User avatar #36 to #22 - aahrg (06/25/2013) [-]
I know multiple people named damian....

User avatar #38 to #36 - ghostytrickster (06/25/2013) [-]
It just strikes me as odd, that's all.
User avatar #72 to #22 - nicrofl (06/25/2013) [-]
That is a name you know.
User avatar #76 to #72 - ghostytrickster (06/25/2013) [-]
So is North (now), but that doesn't make it okay.
User avatar #157 to #76 - nicrofl (06/26/2013) [-]
That has been a name you know.
User avatar #158 to #157 - ghostytrickster (06/26/2013) [-]
I know that. .___.; I'm just basically saying I don't like the name or the unpleasant implications that come with it.
User avatar #4 - ybcrazy (06/25/2013) [-]
poor poor North West
User avatar #2 - crazyolitis (06/24/2013) [-]
I'll name my child Hugh G Rection, or else just Big Dick McIroncock.
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