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#224 - thepandaking
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I understand some of these are kooky and silly, but the fact that this makes people think like "wow I never saw it that way" is stupid. For example the birthday one, you're celebrating completing one year. you're completing a year and it's your birth's anniversary, not your second birth day. Once you think of it correctly, the tumblr post suddenly loses that false sense of new thought.
#240 to #224 - cannabinoid
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Birthday, the day of your birth is the first birth day. it is the original birthday.
#244 to #240 - thepandaking
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(06/23/2013) [-]
no, it actually isn't. the ceremony of a birthday is the celebration of completing the year, I know the concept is hard to grasp because the words "birth" and "day" together literally mean that the first one should be when you exit the vagina, but the actual "birthday" itself is not what it means literally, it's simply put an anniversary of your birth.
#249 to #224 - hentaisweetie
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Actually that's how it's done in Korea. They count the day a person is born as "1" and the 1st anniversary of their birth as 2nd.
#251 to #249 - thepandaking
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(06/23/2013) [-]
yeah I know there are different ways it's done, but almost everywhere else it's the anniversary celebration
#282 - Wazzy
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#227 - spanishninja
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(06/23/2013) [-]
*FIXED
#236 to #227 - xSnowman
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(06/23/2013) [-]
*fixed
#146 - oldlife
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(06/22/2013) [-]
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#214 to #146 - gallifreyan
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(06/23/2013) [-]
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#156 to #146 - fapperdefap
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#166 to #146 - romeosdistress
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#155 to #146 - doomsden
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#161 to #146 - narutolas
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Be gone with you.
Be gone with you.
#163 to #146 - bloopzoop
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(06/22/2013) [-]
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#200 to #146 - sexyhimself
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(06/23/2013) [-]
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#151 to #146 - tubaplayah
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Was that supposed to be intimidating?
#117 - dudeimlikeadude
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(06/22/2013) [-]
holy ******* **** i don't know why but that bagel one man, that one made me laugh. hard.
holy ******* **** i don't know why but that bagel one man, that one made me laugh. hard.
#110 - hauntedjew
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I sleep naked so. So technically im just hallucinating with no clothes on like a crack head
#121 to #110 - fuzzyballs
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(06/22/2013) [-]
dreaming isn't hallucinating
#128 to #121 - freespeech
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#149 to #128 - hauntedjew
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I tried lucid dreaming I just wanted to masterbate while I was sleeping to save me the trouble
#235 - funkyspot
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(06/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
>mfw this post
#262 to #235 - bloodspider
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Terrorist cat plots next attack.
#140 - thehumor
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(06/22/2013) [-]
People give other people balloons?   
   
It's just for decoration. And if you're awesome and willing to spend a little extra money, funny voice balls
People give other people balloons?

It's just for decoration. And if you're awesome and willing to spend a little extra money, funny voice balls
#100 - koltan
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Unrelated GIF but thanks for posting OP.
Unrelated GIF but thanks for posting OP.
#183 to #100 - bouncebackcherry [OP]
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Favourite GIF of all time right there.
#36 - vampyrate
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(06/22/2013) [-]
In China, when you are born, you are already 9 months old. They count age as the time of conception.
#50 to #36 - nylak
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(06/22/2013) [-]
...Really? That's actually kind of neat.
#95 to #36 - bighairyfart
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I was about to ask, "What if you don't know your conception date?" Then I brained.
#66 to #36 - fcrocker
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Surely Birthdays would just become a macabre reminder that on this exact day, however many years ago, your parents had filthy rambunctious sex.
#171 to #36 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Err... false. In China, no matter which day of the year you're born on, your first birthday is New Year's Day. That's why Chinese New Year is such a big deal, it's everyone's birthday. Of course, individual families celebrate their relatives' actual birth dates. But to the state, everyone's considered another year older on New Years Day.
#303 - Kadzait
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(06/23/2013) [-]
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#312 to #303 - Sethorein
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(06/23/2013) [-]
why are you telling us...
#304 to #303 - Kadzait
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(06/23/2013) [-]
im so sorry
#296 - shroomftw
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(06/23/2013) [-]
******* Tumblr
#311 to #296 - thefuzzywalrus
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(06/23/2013) [-]
how punny
#291 - jewkkake
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Just think about it I often think to myself, Why do people wear socks.
Just think about it I often think to myself, Why do people wear socks.
#299 to #291 - ihatem
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(06/23/2013) [-]
So soak up all that wonderful fresh scent your feet perspire into the fabric.
#300 to #291 - goldsignet
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(06/23/2013) [-]
all day, your feet constantly sweat. when we have our shoes off, they are cool and there is no real need of socks, but when we put them on, they are basically hotboxed in a small tight space, making them sweat. in a short period of time, wearing shoes without sock would: a-cause the shoes to degrade faster, since the sock wicks most of the sweat, which would smell bad and waterlog the insole causing the shoes to become uncomfortable b-athlete foot would be common, and mold might develop in the shoe with many hot days in a row where we used that shoe c-if you work for hours in the sun, the only thing stopping steel-toed footwear from literally grating your feet apart is that little cotton buffer that chaffs the friction for your foot
#290 - atomicoption
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(06/23/2013) [-]
My reaction to these.
My reaction to these.
#175 - Biomortia
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(06/22/2013) [-]
"Isn't your first birthday like your second."

Exactly why in Korea when you are born you are automatically 1 years old. There is an "Korean Age" and their "International Age" Respectively when travelling abroad or they move to a different country. Not all of them use their "International Age" though.
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#169 - NinjaHermit
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Some of these people are clearly smoking something.
#102 - qetuope
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#136 to #102 - neonnurse
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(06/22/2013) [-]
The gets creepy when you think about who is dreaming of you and it gets worse if you have a creepy stalker and you think that he/she is dreaming of you and what they could be doing in his/her dream
#340 - spawnsy
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Talking Nipples
Talking Nipples
#279 - pikininja
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(06/23/2013) [-]
"Blushing is like getting a boner" except your face is still soft and really hasn't changed.   
   
I can communicate with my cat. Granted, it's not full communication, but I understand when he wants to go out, when he wants to play, etc.   
   
"First birthdays" aren't you're first, they're just the marker of you completing one year of age.   
   
The thing about faces is that certain ones are attractive or not because of their shape, not the material they're made from.   
   
And the one about nipples... Come on, really.
"Blushing is like getting a boner" except your face is still soft and really hasn't changed.

I can communicate with my cat. Granted, it's not full communication, but I understand when he wants to go out, when he wants to play, etc.

"First birthdays" aren't you're first, they're just the marker of you completing one year of age.

The thing about faces is that certain ones are attractive or not because of their shape, not the material they're made from.

And the one about nipples... Come on, really.
#326 to #279 - anon
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Oh this us TOUCHING $$$
#333 to #279 - darkfortress
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(07/02/2013) [-]
is that an anime? and if so, what is it called?

#334 to #333 - pikininja
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Mirai Nikki. It has a brilliant story and animation.
Mirai Nikki. It has a brilliant story and animation.
#335 to #334 - darkfortress
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(07/02/2013) [-]
nice, ill check it out, thanks
#97 - srskate
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(06/22/2013) [-]
The animals thinking one is something I have always wondered about.

How do animals think if they don't speak!?
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#144 to #97 - alekksandar
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(06/22/2013) [-]
They have their own mindsets. How can you explain a color to a blind person?
#147 to #144 - srskate
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(06/22/2013) [-]
THAT

is a surprisingly good analogy