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#61 - linktheherooftime
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#32 - kirluu
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I can't seem to find the rhythm in this rhyme.
I don't know the original rhyme, which might be the reason, but perhaps the rhythm was overhauled during the convertion of the rhyme itself?
#46 to #32 - captainwow
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I thought your comment was supposed to be another rhyme (I can't seem to find the rhythm in this rhyme), so when I tried to read the second line in the same way it accidentally my head.
#34 to #32 - EventHorizon
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Say it like this:
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could lick her candy
But Jack got a shock
And a mouthful of cock
Cause Jill's real name is Randy
#38 to #34 - kirluu
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Thank you. That helped a little bit.
#75 - xCONGiEx
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#73 - anon
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water
I don't know what they did up there but now they have a daughter
#72 - tigersstripes
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high unzipped his fly and said "hey Jill, ya wanna?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water, Jack got horny Jill got silly and now they have a daughter.
#74 to #72 - tigersstripes
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Gah, i almost forgot my favourite, its not Jack and Jill but...
Mary had a little skirt it was slit right up the side, and every time that mary sat, you could see her thigh. mary had another skirt it was slit right up the front and everytime that Mary sat you could see her cunt.
also
Miss suzi had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, the steamboat went to heaven, Miss suzi went to
hello operator, give me number nine, if you disconnect me i'll kick you in the
behind the 'frigerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzi sat upon it and cut her little
ask me no more questions, i'll tell you no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their
flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park, miss suzi and her boyfriend are kissing/******* (depending on age) in the
darker than the ocean, darker than the see, darker than the naked boy chasing after me
optional
i know you know my mama
i know you know my pa
i know you know my sister with the 49 yard bra!
#70 - Mexicandude
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Funny I was listening to Lola by the Kinks when this came up.
#69 - mrdarthy
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#66 - ionahorse
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That light bulb

jack and Jill vent up the hill all
so he could lick her .. '
candy, but jack got a
shock and a mouth
#63 - ILikeGreen
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#58 - andovaredoras
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Seen this one so many times already but its still funny.
Seen this one so many times already but its still funny.
#57 - fandmoto
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jack and jill went up the hill,
each of them with a quarter.
Jill came down with 50 cents,
Do you think they went up for water?
#55 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Jokes on you fag this is my fetish
#54 - darksideofthebeast
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Lightbulb:jack and Jill vent up the hill all
so he could lick her .. '
candy, but jack got a
shock and a mouth'
seems like jack ended up getting what he wanted;
#52 - anon
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Jack and Jill went up a hill
To smoke a little leaf
Jack got high and dropped his fly
And Jill asked "Where's the beef?"

the only Jack and Jill joke I got
#51 - kickfacepunchgut
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a pussy i'd **** it.

#50 - mypenisisstroked
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
So they could do some snogging
But Jill got a shock
When she saw jacks cock
Because they were really going dogging


CREDIT TO RUSSELL HOWARD
#44 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Thats really good. Lol. Kind of goes with that transexual cartoon show coming out.
#25 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
jack and jill went up a hill to have a little fun
poor old jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
#6 - usernameluisdjlols
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(06/16/2013) [-]
jack and jill went up the hill
to do something
#1 - crazyolitis
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Story of my life.