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User avatar #176 - paulohd (05/25/2013) [-]
A moment of silence for the 300 million cells that just died in my body.
User avatar #152 - thewickedgoose (05/25/2013) [-]
if i grow a cm every day, then i would have grown a foot every month
User avatar #154 to #152 - truemox (05/25/2013) [-]
Nope. Your spine compresses over the next 12 hours you spend upright.
User avatar #156 to #154 - thewickedgoose (05/25/2013) [-]
so you don't grow, you just inflate
User avatar #181 to #156 - bobsuruncle (05/25/2013) [-]
more on the lines of stretch and compress
User avatar #147 - negerboll **User deleted account** (05/25/2013) [-]
I'm so not an average person.
I fart atleast 20 times a day. 40 if you count the dubs and trips.
User avatar #139 - empithree (05/25/2013) [-]
I still am a single solitary cell..
#105 - eatingglue (05/25/2013) [-]
I got home aboit 30 minutes ago, pretty sure i've farted 14 times since then.
#55 - babbylicious (05/25/2013) [-]
Do you know that if you were to lay out all your blood vessels out, you would die?!?
#33 - diamondperzik (05/25/2013) [-]
ah yes, i thought this was very funny,
good thing it was on funnyjunk
#15 - heafi (05/25/2013) [-]
Women are also getting lady boners every one & a half hours during sleep (meaning increased blood flow to the nether regions), it's just less obvious cause they can't wake up with a stiffy.
#158 - funmanigro (05/25/2013) [-]
hilarious
#153 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
The avrage human farts about 14 times/day
Men:28
Women:0
#142 - jesuspimp (05/25/2013) [-]
**jesuspimp rolls 246**
User avatar #141 - DontDeleteMeAgain (05/25/2013) [-]
well eyes WERE pretty to look at
#127 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
the blue eyes one is wrong... i was born with Green eyes and not blue
#116 - logickid ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N y u cry?
#78 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
ALL OP BABIES START OFF COCK-EYED
#59 - santipanti (05/25/2013) [-]
im sure it actually takes 1 more muscle to smile than to frown
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#24 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
And most, not to say every fact in this post is false or a falacy.
#16 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
butbut.. i was born with brown eyes?????
#8 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
I was born with black eyes
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