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#49 - abachonk (05/24/2013) [-]
I always laugh a 			****		 ton with this. Thanks OP
I always laugh a **** ton with this. Thanks OP
#91 - moosified (05/24/2013) [-]
I read every single one of these in Cr1tiKal's voice. Pic unrelated
#62 - peacetrooper (05/24/2013) [-]
The masks are condoms.
The masks are condoms.
#57 - donaldducksdick (05/24/2013) [-]
what then?
what then?
#26 - sandworm (05/24/2013) [-]
Fight club flight pamphlet
#6 - telmerthisisasix (05/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #93 - cula (05/24/2013) [-]
I work at an airline company and this is just hilarious.
User avatar #92 - rocksteady (05/24/2013) [-]
"Its perfectly fine with us if your foot gets stuck in one of our windows."
#90 - hardongo ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #89 - mrbuu ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
this is still good the 5th time around. I wish i knew the guy who did this originaly.
#87 - walnoot (05/24/2013) [-]
Throw your hands into the air and wave them like you just don't care.
User avatar #70 - kwanzalord (05/24/2013) [-]
as a pilot I find this absolutely ridiculous.
Who thinks like this, except me?
#72 to #70 - gilfhunter (05/24/2013) [-]
As a student pilot, I find this hilarious XD
User avatar #74 to #72 - kwanzalord (05/24/2013) [-]
I actually do too XD
#77 to #74 - gilfhunter (05/24/2013) [-]
I especially like the one about 80s hairstyles XD
User avatar #83 to #77 - kwanzalord (05/24/2013) [-]
hahaha I loved the end
#86 to #83 - gilfhunter (05/24/2013) [-]
You fly commercially, or privatly?
User avatar #88 to #86 - kwanzalord (05/24/2013) [-]
commercially, I'm too young for private just yet
#95 to #88 - gilfhunter (05/24/2013) [-]
Oh cool. What airline?
User avatar #96 to #95 - kwanzalord (05/24/2013) [-]
Skywest, small regional
#97 to #96 - gilfhunter (05/24/2013) [-]
I am familiar with that. Small is a bit of an understatement. I do believe by fleet size it is either the largest, or one of the largest, airlines in the country. If I cant get the job with Horizon, I will get one with skywest when I graduate and get my time.
User avatar #98 to #97 - kwanzalord (05/24/2013) [-]
Well, relatively small.
I'm looking to main line in a few years with someone like United or Delta.
And eventually go cargo with like UPS or FEDEX...that bank
#99 to #98 - gilfhunter (05/24/2013) [-]
I am still torn whether or not I will do pax or cargo. Depends on whether I want to deal with people when I get there. Where did you go to school?
User avatar #100 to #99 - kwanzalord (05/24/2013) [-]
I actually went through the air force
#101 to #100 - gilfhunter (05/24/2013) [-]
Oh nice. I am going the civilian route
User avatar #102 to #101 - kwanzalord (05/25/2013) [-]
nothing wrong with that!
It's actually much quicker that way
#103 to #102 - gilfhunter (05/25/2013) [-]
Lol. I do wish I could go the military route, but I am a bit overweight, and try as I might, it just wont go away XD. I would have liked to have been a naval aviator.
User avatar #104 to #103 - kwanzalord (05/25/2013) [-]
My father was a naval aviator, they've got serious rep.

I've had weight issues too all my life until I really hunkered down to try out for the military.
You need to really just change your eating habit. Eat more often, smaller meals. Snack throughout the day. Also try to get out more. Walking, running, biking, swimming (running is my least favorite). Honestly, swimming is the best. You'll definitely lose weight.

Losing weight is never fast, just take it one day at a time
#105 to #104 - gilfhunter (05/25/2013) [-]
thanks man. Even if I dont join the military, an active lifestyle will help with a long flying career. I would rather not loose my medical at 40...
User avatar #106 to #105 - kwanzalord (05/25/2013) [-]
you'll be just fine!
#107 to #106 - gilfhunter (05/25/2013) [-]
ever fly into KGFK?
User avatar #108 to #107 - kwanzalord (05/25/2013) [-]
can't say I have
User avatar #73 to #70 - yutakenusername (05/24/2013) [-]
..it's a joke.
User avatar #76 to #73 - kwanzalord (05/24/2013) [-]
...it's a joke too
User avatar #78 to #76 - yutakenusername (05/24/2013) [-]
ahaha i read your comment wrong originally. nevermind nevermind
#82 to #78 - kwanzalord (05/24/2013) [-]
got your back
got your back
#69 - friedchickenman (05/24/2013) [-]
'Pull until penis turns orange'. I laughed for ages reading that.
User avatar #40 - cgreenaway (05/24/2013) [-]
laughed so hard my penis went orange
User avatar #34 - toastandbananas (05/24/2013) [-]
we are urging you to get the **** out
User avatar #24 - jizzmonster (05/24/2013) [-]
"nerds are encouraged to get the **** out."
#22 - bitchplzzz (05/24/2013) [-]
I love these posts
#15 - spirits (05/24/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the bathroom one was unchanged.
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#2 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
the position they tell you to put your body in actually makes you die quicker, the whiplash will snap your neck, if you wanna live go in fetal position
User avatar #7 to #2 - notahuman (05/24/2013) [-]
the position hes in is the fetal position... with legs a little unfolded
#21 to #2 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
I think the general idea is that while it's unlikely you will be involved in a plane crash, in the event that you are, it's just as unlikely that you will survive.

The reason your asked to duck like that in the event of a crash is so your skull is preserved as best as possible so that you can be identified by your dental records.
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