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#252 to #248 - bonkboy (05/23/2013) [-]
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#186 - solarisofcelestia (05/22/2013) [-]
Ravioli ravioli, give me your tip-ioli!
#86 - pooplick (05/22/2013) [-]
i don't think i need to say anything..
#10 - jaevel (05/22/2013) [-]
mfw froglegs
#218 to #10 - froglegs (05/23/2013) [-]
mfw jaevel
#75 - drnignog (05/22/2013) [-]
I really want to prank call them but i cant since i live in Denmark where i cant call American numbers ;_;
User avatar #189 to #75 - posttwo (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #190 to #189 - posttwo (05/22/2013) [-]
That sounded like I was thumbing you...
I meant +1[american number]
#291 to #190 - drnignog (05/23/2013) [-]
Thank you ^_^
User avatar #41 - Ricogator (05/22/2013) [-]
Even if this isn't real, 9/10
#5 - emawee (05/22/2013) [-]
Good job OP
Good job OP
User avatar #33 to #5 - mion (05/22/2013) [-]
Jenson Ackles is one hot ************ .

The things I'd do to him...
#295 to #33 - emawee (05/25/2013) [-]
Im a Jared girl, and yes the things i would do
#237 - smokekusheveryday (05/23/2013) [-]
The way she blinks is pissing me off
The way she blinks is pissing me off
#163 - hugora (05/22/2013) [-]
If its on the internet then it should be true.

Be me
go to the back of the house
see alien getting out of ufo
brings bitches, beer and weed to show he comes in peace
become bffs
here is the pic of the event
User avatar #165 to #163 - tomtomvdp (05/22/2013) [-]
Even this looks more legit than the conversation , at least you got a picture.
User avatar #148 - AdminsGayLover (05/22/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk: "I'm so hurt. I was bullied in childhood. The girl I love dates douches. I've been friendzoned. The world is cruel, but you guys are my bros."
-2 minutes later-
"That's his fault for being fat. ****** . Woman are stupid. Look, someone we saw on TV is absolutely crazy so I'm going to hide behind my computer and phone and make fun of them like everyone else like a bitch and because it's socially acceptable to bully this one ******* person."
User avatar #154 to #148 - trimageryan (05/22/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk is 97% preteens or those who act like such, are you really all that surprised?
User avatar #161 to #154 - mylazy (05/22/2013) [-]
Actually, here are the results of a survey taken by another FJ user. It does not really support your view at all. In fact, the largest demographic is of the age of 18.

User avatar #166 to #161 - trimageryan (05/22/2013) [-]
Well those numbers have no real statistical legitimacy since it's solely based on people being honest about their age over the internet, which is the second biggest lie there is other than "I have read and understand the terms & agreement"

Also, I added in the "or act like such" bit for a good reason.
User avatar #169 to #166 - mylazy (05/22/2013) [-]
I think you underestimate people's trust in the anonymity on the internet. Very few of them are likely to have lied on that survey. I myself see more people complaining about the twelve year olds than than what I see people acting like twelve year olds. Those types of things just get more noticed here, and people tend to start ignoring everything else when they have found something to hate.
User avatar #162 to #161 - mylazy (05/22/2013) [-]
It just so happens that the ones you read comments/content from the most are the ones that bitch about things.
User avatar #160 to #154 - AdminsGayLover (05/22/2013) [-]
No, actually, no I'm not. This is so stupid that everyone is jumping on this. I mean, I know it's useless to point it out in the first place. You have me there. But everything about this is pointless. The "Battletoads" joke, my comment, your reply to me, it's all ******* stupid cuz we shouldn't expect any different.
#155 to #148 - mcismyname (05/22/2013) [-]
They're different people doing two different kinds of things on one website, duh
User avatar #11 - hipsophobadon (05/22/2013) [-]
I read this story before.
Did you copy paste or have I really just gone in a whole circle through fj and lost my grip on time.
User avatar #25 to #11 - rel (05/22/2013) [-]
I actually did this.
#50 to #25 - John Cena (05/22/2013) [-]
No you did not actually do this. you stole it, now go away.
#164 - tomtomvdp (05/22/2013) [-]
If you are going to make up a conversation , at least put some effort so it looks legit...
User avatar #141 - awesomenessdefined (05/22/2013) [-]
Here's mine

Me - Hello, Amy's Baking Company?
Amy - This never happened.

User avatar #47 - silverjet (05/22/2013) [-]
I tried calling them, it rang for a while and the voicemail was full. ****
#51 to #47 - John Cena (05/22/2013) [-]
He didnt actually do this, thumb him down he stole it. dont believe him!
User avatar #231 - crazymario (05/23/2013) [-]
**crazymario rolls 99**
User avatar #247 to #231 - etparty (05/23/2013) [-]
**etparty rolls 42**
User avatar #274 to #247 - fearlessteacup (05/23/2013) [-]
**fearlessteacup rolls 95**
User avatar #76 - settlwlvs (05/22/2013) [-]
Can someone explain battletoads to me? I've seen posts about people calling pawn stars and asking for battletoads, but I must have been away when that joke got it's start...
User avatar #296 to #76 - flarewolfthegame (06/29/2013) [-]
It was a joke from the 80s, where a gaming magazine said you could preorder BattleToads by calling their office.

And there were so many callers, the staff got pretty ticked.
User avatar #82 to #76 - galkawhm (05/22/2013) [-]
Battletoads is an extremely hard game on the NES.

Dunno why it was chosen for it, any game could have been picked.
User avatar #84 to #82 - settlwlvs (05/22/2013) [-]
Thanks. Thumbs for you, sir!
User avatar #121 - frankwest (05/22/2013) [-]
Why do people thumb up these stories? They're obviously fake, I mean, we're all neck beards who wouldn't take time out of our internet dwelling to prank call a ****** company. Come on. And if someone really does call them, please record it with vocaroo or something. These text stories are **** .
User avatar #125 to #121 - jakeofthesnakes (05/22/2013) [-]
Well they're funny so I doesn't matter if they're fake, hence the term "FunnyJunk."
User avatar #127 to #125 - frankwest (05/22/2013) [-]
I would find them hilarious if they didn't all end in BattleToads. But I completely get what you're saying. I guess just trying to play it off like it actually happened detracts from the funny for me. I know I am a minority of this site though, and so I don't expect my opinion to even be heard let alone strongly supported. I guess more than anything I'm just saying "pics or it didn't happen" Except the pics are audio clips.
User avatar #146 - neverevr (05/22/2013) [-]
Can someone please give me the number?
User avatar #149 to #146 - trimageryan (05/22/2013) [-]

Go my son, and get your Battletoads.

I expect a full report upon your return.
User avatar #156 to #149 - trimageryan (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #170 to #156 - resbiansrock (05/22/2013) [-]
>Me :"Do you serve groups of 20?"
>Amy: "No"
>Me "Are you sure?"
User avatar #167 to #156 - neverevr (05/22/2013) [-]
No one answered, so I'll try again later. Their mailbox is full.
User avatar #173 to #167 - resbiansrock (05/22/2013) [-]
I think I pissed them off for you...
User avatar #168 to #167 - trimageryan (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm sure with dozens and dozens of requests for Battletoads and such.

I tried earlier myself and got the same thing.
#104 - John Cena (05/22/2013) [-]
You know, Pawn Stars and A'sBC are going to have a level of camaraderie we'll never understand.

"So, you have people calling about Battletoads too? I've become something of an expert with Battletoad prank phone calls."
"Oh, yes. The Internet Bullies. We told them we called the FBI to track them down though, so I think they'll-"
"They'll never stop."
"But God is on my-"
"Never. Stop."
#132 to #104 - silverhellion (05/22/2013) [-]
and here they both stand at the precipice, the great rustling of our time.

it will be GLORIOUS.
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