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#260 - Monopolus (05/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #186 - akkere (05/18/2013) [-]
So, could someone explain to me how an aftershave would smell like a whorehouse?
User avatar #203 to #186 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
(thats kinda the joke... bush isnt getting it, as far as i am following this)
User avatar #207 to #203 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
no your not getting it
User avatar #209 to #207 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
wait... hold on. so the inside of a whorehouse just smells like aftershave and nothing else?

surely putting aftershave on would be to try and mask the actual scent of the whore house?
#210 to #209 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
just shut the **** up man, for real
User avatar #211 to #210 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #212 to #211 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
its a ******* joke man why are you looking into it so much
User avatar #214 to #212 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
I wasnt looking into it so much. thats how i read it, and now am being told to shut the **** up for that.
User avatar #215 to #214 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
you are looking into it way to much trust me, aftershave probably doesn't smell like a whore house, just a simple funny clever joke that's all
User avatar #217 to #215 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
I wasnt looking into it at all until you told me i was looking to into it.
User avatar #218 to #217 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
read your first comment again
User avatar #220 to #218 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
"(thats kinda the joke... bush isnt getting it, as far as i am following this)"

still not seeing how i am looking real deep into this...
User avatar #222 to #220 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
now read the comment the anon put
User avatar #223 to #222 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
but a whorehouse doesnt (afaik) smell like aftershave. thats the point i am trying to make.
#224 to #223 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
your right it doesn't but that's the point OF A ******* JOKE, what jokes make sense, for gods sake man jokes don't ******* make sense, theyre funny that's the point of ******* course a whore house doesn't smell like aftershave but that's not what the joke is about, screw this im going to dinner im done your hopeless, have a nice life. learn from this
User avatar #225 to #224 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
I am not being hopeless here, you are. i am trying to say that, from how i read it, the joke was saying that bush was appearing dumb here (not exactly hard to believe that someone would poke fun at bush).

Also, before calling someone hopeless, please check who is the one repeatedly swearing and going on and on and on.
#206 to #203 - anon (05/19/2013) [-]
You clearly missed the joke if you think that was the joke.

The joke is that, according to this, Obama's wife knows what a whorehouse smells like.
User avatar #208 to #206 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
wait... hold on. so the inside of a whorehouse just smells like aftershave and nothing else?

surely putting aftershave on would be to try and mask the actual scent of the whore house?
User avatar #167 - victorycry (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh look, a bunch of 12-yr-olds jumping on the "Bush-is-dumb" bandwagon. What else is new on this site?
User avatar #180 to #167 - Whaaaaaaaaa (05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, Somehow it has become cool and hip to support an DJ 4DM1Nistration that is screwing the American people over more than the last one.
User avatar #163 - capslockrage (05/18/2013) [-]
That's not even true, bush isn't clever enough to think of something like that.
#190 to #163 - Dwarf (05/19/2013) [-]
Fool me once... shame on... shame on you... fool me twice... you can't get fooled again.

Bush - 1
capslockrage - 0
User avatar #287 - herecomesjohnny (05/19/2013) [-]
but that would mean bush knows wit and intelligence
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#116 - imnotcool (05/18/2013) [-]
Double Yuh was never smart enough for a come back like that.
Double Yuh was never smart enough for a come back like that.
#198 - elcreepo (05/19/2013) [-]
<The only thing fit for leadership of humans
#97 - mkchillin (05/18/2013) [-]
Bush, do you even paint?
#229 - anon (05/19/2013) [-]
i wonder how anyone could like bush better than obama... he ******* destroyed our economy
User avatar #236 to #229 - navadae (05/19/2013) [-]
that's just it, Bush fu--ed everything up so Obama would take the fall

welcome to politics
#259 to #236 - lastkingofx (05/19/2013) [-]
are you crazy? Bush also was the one who responded to the largest terror attack in United States History (hopefully, ever), put the hurt on those countries who actively sought our destruction and supported and funded men who would kill innocents to prove a point. Now, I know the immediate counter, "oh the united states kills innocents all the time" Yes, we do. The difference, we don't -want- to. I was in Iraq, we had an accident that killed most of a small family, the survivors got a lot of money from the US government which is really all you can do in such a circumstance.
User avatar #262 to #259 - navadae (05/19/2013) [-]
he responded by waging war on the whole of iraq and iran... instead of going for JUST the one responsible, he went after the whole

that's not a good thing, if you don't understand
#264 to #262 - lastkingofx (05/19/2013) [-]
He went to war with Afghanistan, whose brutal Taliban regime was hiding Osama Bin Laden and let him establish numerous training camps across the country, and then went to war with Iraq, whose dictatorship put down revolts against his rule in the past with things like, chemical weapons. That's not a good thing, if you don't understand.
User avatar #268 to #264 - navadae (05/19/2013) [-]
the whole war was pointless to begin with, and i dont understand why people defend it..

explain it to me, please

it wasn't about going after the terrorists, thats one small group...

it was about revenge, that's it.. and revenge is pointless, it's blind and worthless
#277 to #268 - lastkingofx (05/19/2013) [-]
We asked The taliban to turn over Osama Bin Laden, the Taliban -refused- on several occasions, and tried to bargain. President Bush refused negotiations, we knew they did it, they admitted they did it, and Al Qaeda helped keep the Taliban regime in power, in Afghanistan the Taliban Al Qaeda was one in the same.
#274 to #268 - anon (05/19/2013) [-]
shut up, sand ******
#278 to #274 - lastkingofx (05/19/2013) [-]
Thank you, but I got this.
User avatar #271 to #229 - SgtObvious (05/19/2013) [-]
Actually, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton ****** the economy up. Bush just happened to be president when it happened. Carter passed the CRA which made banks loosen loan requirements. Clinton expanded on that by A LOT and then repealed the Glass-Steagall Act which restricted commercial banks from dealing with securities (stocks and bonds). The lax loans caused the housing bubble, the housing bubble caused banks to fail, the bank failures caused the bailouts, and all of that caused a stock market downturn and the subsequent bad economy. Repealing Glass-Steagall didn't directly contribute to the growth of the housing bubble, but the effects of the bank failures would have likely been smaller had it been in place because they would have had more backup capital. Bush did let all of this go on, but he didn't directly support it or have any reason to repeal it. It was a non-issue until the actual crash.
User avatar #239 to #229 - lcknightswill (05/19/2013) [-]
How would you know you are a north korean citizen...
#252 to #229 - teenytinyspider (05/19/2013) [-]
Actually, Bush just happened to be there when the bottom collapsed. Economies don't just collapse overnight. This was a long time coming.
#3 - calmindiandude (05/18/2013) [-]
Bush's face afterwards
User avatar #72 - shelleykimallen (05/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #170 - arziben (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah right, Bush junior having a comeback
User avatar #109 - deathcampforjewtie (05/18/2013) [-]
I haven't heard something this funny from George Bush since his Inauguration speech.
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User avatar #120 - reginleif (05/18/2013) [-]
I get that it's a joke, and didn't actually take place..... unlike some people. But I found this to be in bad taste. Maybe for some of these reasons i'm not exactly sure why.

1. You're using president of the US, you know the symbol and leader of 300 million people.

2. You're making a joke about someone's wife, someone who for all intents and purposes is usually spared our uglier political vitriol.

3. Maybe it was the fact that you directly mention someone's wife, it's not as bad as when you use a generic Bob or "man", but you kinda single one man and say, "President Barack Obama at 1600 Penn ave. wife knows what the inside of the whorehouse smells like".

4. These kinds of witticisms usually come with the first subject trying to one up or insult the other, Obama didn't...he just made a comment about aftershave. Then he got his wife insulted.

It came out as mean spirited and not even in a funny format, 0/10 would not retell.

inb4 ""found the Obama supporter" I dislike him, and have found a newfound sympathy (not nearly enough to think he wasn't a terrible president) for Bush this joke just kinda sucked.
#128 to #120 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
green thumb for you because you have the balls to post your opinion on the internet.
User avatar #124 to #120 - midnightflower (05/18/2013) [-]
How many days have you been on the internet?
User avatar #126 to #124 - reginleif (05/18/2013) [-]
;/ Not much, you see good sir I have only a dozen years on this earth.

At any rate, internet culture is no excuse for a badly formed joke.
#142 to #126 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
A 12 year old shouldn't be criticizing others' jokes...
User avatar #171 to #126 - JENNAY (05/18/2013) [-]
Children should be seen and not heard
User avatar #132 to #120 - iwbam (05/18/2013) [-]
you mus be really fun at parties...
User avatar #155 to #132 - reginleif (05/18/2013) [-]
>funnyjunk user
> fun at parties

choose one.

#145 to #120 - psychfouronenine (05/18/2013) [-]
Get the sand out of your vagina. If you get that it's a joke, why do you insist on getting colon crucified over it?
User avatar #152 to #145 - reginleif (05/18/2013) [-]
I said that I realized it was a joke in the context that I was responding to some people here who were treating this as if Bush actually said that.

It was a joke... a really bad one. And the amount of malice in it just overpowered the funny in my opinion. I'm pretty sure you've made similar calls in your own life.
#107 - dehymenator (05/18/2013) [-]
flawless victory.
User avatar #25 - defeats (05/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know Bush had the brains for such a witty remark... Well played if this is real.
#30 to #25 - yunonomynameeh (05/18/2013) [-]
"well played if this is real"

"well played if this is real"

"well played if this is real"

You might be the dumbest **** ever. ....if this is real
User avatar #36 to #30 - defeats (05/18/2013) [-]
Why would saying "if this is real" make me dumb?
I'm not America, and your politics don't interest me.
"If" on the off chance it is real, which is possible, it is funny. "If" it isn't real, which is more likely then it is still funny.

Why must you be so hostile, did you have a hard week at school?
#47 to #36 - yunonomynameeh (05/18/2013) [-]
Not really being hostile -I tend to come of as harsh. Believe me, I didn't, even for a second, actually think you were the "dumbest **** ever". I just happen to be an asshole.

But it was a pretty dumb comment -there is absolutely nothing here that is even close to possible. If there even is a word for how close this is to "possible", those two words wouldn't even be allowed to exist in the same book.
User avatar #50 to #47 - defeats (05/18/2013) [-]
Anyway, I wasn't insinuating that it happened, I really just meant that I'd be impressed if Bush had the brains to be so witty.
User avatar #95 to #50 - yunonomynameeh (05/18/2013) [-]
No worries dude, I think it was just in the way you worded it -made it sound like you really thought it might have happened. Live goes on.
User avatar #39 to #36 - fredthemilkman (05/18/2013) [-]
"I don't care about american politics"

"i didn't know bush had the brains for such a witty remark"

User avatar #49 to #39 - defeats (05/18/2013) [-]
Well I was around during and 9/11, it was all over British Tv including how stupid Bush is.
Besides, I can know a former president is stupid without knowing if he and Obama ever come in contact with each other.
#38 to #30 - bollenn (05/18/2013) [-]
Just stfu, this is the internet, 80% of **** isn't real, including my 80%.
#42 to #38 - yunonomynameeh (05/18/2013) [-]
That's my point ....are you dense?
User avatar #288 - anaphase (05/19/2013) [-]
Ausfag here.

I see a lot of people complaining about Obama and how he ruined everything and eats babies and things- can anyone explain what he's actually done?
User avatar #291 to #288 - Ryukenblaze (05/19/2013) [-]
he's ruined everything, eaten babies, and other things
User avatar #275 - YukonCornelius (05/19/2013) [-]
if u read where it says shaves and change it to slaves its a completely different story
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