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#29 - mrpootkins
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I mean at least give credit
#32 to #29 - yunonomynameeh
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(05/18/2013) [-]
It really is a sad day if we're getting stuff from Facebook..
#35 to #32 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
We`ve been getting that for over a year now... Its FJ afterall...
#45 to #35 - mcschmidihan
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(05/18/2013) [-]
The downfall is admitting it. Denial is Key
#90 to #45 - projecthelios
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(05/18/2013) [-]
#204 - deadmuerto
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(05/19/2013) [-]
wutchu say bout me, yoo lil behtch
#232 to #204 - bostpost
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(05/19/2013) [-]






whore
#234 to #232 - deadmuerto
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(05/19/2013) [-]
DEBATE ME IRL
#235 to #234 - bostpost
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(05/19/2013) [-]




let me finish my corn first
#238 to #235 - deadmuerto
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(05/19/2013) [-]
aite den
#240 to #238 - bostpost
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(05/19/2013) [-]







Frosties for dessert
#241 to #240 - deadmuerto
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(05/19/2013) [-]
sure could use a craaacker to go withg this
#242 to #241 - bostpost
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(05/19/2013) [-]





honey, I'm with georgie on this one...ice cream is tasty
#243 to #242 - bostpost
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(05/19/2013) [-]






you can't argue with that kinda logic
#245 to #243 - bostpost
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(05/19/2013) [-]





Stop eating fattening food William!
#246 to #245 - deadmuerto
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(05/19/2013) [-]
shes right, you know
#247 to #246 - bostpost
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(05/19/2013) [-]





Looks just like a presidential ice cream party doesn't it.
#249 to #247 - deadmuerto
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(05/19/2013) [-]
well here's where Ice scream
#250 to #249 - bostpost
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(05/19/2013) [-]





Michelle, calm your ****
#251 to #250 - bostpost
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(05/19/2013) [-]





waita control your woman barry
#253 to #251 - deadmuerto
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I want to play a game...



find me, Bush
#254 to #253 - bostpost
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(05/19/2013) [-]
They are both ugly women.


What difference does it make!
#255 to #254 - deadmuerto
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(05/19/2013) [-]
#256 to #255 - bostpost
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(05/19/2013) [-]



Like OMG I'm the vice president guise, I'm supposed to bestow that award!


Gosh...
#257 to #256 - bostpost
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Joe, have some corn. You act like a teenage girl when you're hungry.
#258 to #257 - bostpost
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thank Georgie
#273 to #257 - cobalisk
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(05/19/2013) [-]
This was magical. Thank you.
#261 to #256 - deadmuerto
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(05/19/2013) [-]
#54 - schrutebucks
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Even if Bush was smart enough to come up with that joke he would probably fumble on the delivery with his garbage speaking skills.
Even if Bush was smart enough to come up with that joke he would probably fumble on the delivery with his garbage speaking skills.
#103 to #54 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
yeah i suppose that is why he became of america for 8 years
#110 to #103 - tigersstripes
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(05/18/2013) [-]
you accidentally that sentence
#136 to #103 - tenboxes
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(05/18/2013) [-]
"he became of america"
#129 to #103 - cullenatorguy
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(05/18/2013) [-]
That only speaks for his campaign finances and the stupidity of Americans.
#131 to #129 - cullenatorguy
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(05/18/2013) [-]
and I'm American
#112 to #103 - daboomee
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah because...you know...the election TOTALLY wasn't rigged.
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#122 to #54 - shishabar
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(05/18/2013) [-]
WHATS THAT GUYS'S NAME
#200 to #122 - whargarbler
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Gordon Ramsey
Gordon Ramsey
#63 to #54 - multimedia
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(05/18/2013) [-]
And Obama would have taken 2 full minutes to say that one line. And even longer if his teleprompter was broken.
#66 to #63 - schrutebucks
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Say what you want about his policies, but the man is a terrific speaker
#68 to #66 - multimedia
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Personally, I think he's a decent politician with a winning complexion.

He's all Barack and no bite.
#87 to #68 - reaperriley ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Obama tries too hard to make everyone happy, he doesnt have the backbone to stand up for what he believes in, or at least what he wants people to believe what he believes in.
#91 to #68 - JnCproductions
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Did you just quote ERB... Take this.
Did you just quote ERB... Take this.
#161 to #91 - multimedia
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I did, and somebody's EXTREMELY ******* butthurt.
#297 to #161 - JnCproductions
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Oh, I'm not :3 I was actually happy you did haha.
#298 to #297 - multimedia
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Didn't mean you, but thank you!
#77 to #54 - originalanonymous
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Their both politicians majority of what they say is lies or things that they think they can do but can't which then turns into a lie.
Their both politicians majority of what they say is lies or things that they think they can do but can't which then turns into a lie.
#83 to #77 - schrutebucks
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Yes I never said anything contrary to that, I'm just saying that Bush is quite a **** head
Yes I never said anything contrary to that, I'm just saying that Bush is quite a **** head
#89 to #83 - icecreamonnips
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(05/18/2013) [-]
why isn't that .gif used more?
why isn't that .gif used more?
#193 - cpthaze **User deleted account**
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#140 - terrorrizor
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(05/18/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #4365919 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** lel
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#187 - ladyxa
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(05/18/2013) [-]
#186 - akkere
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(05/18/2013) [-]
...
So, could someone explain to me how an aftershave would smell like a whorehouse?
#203 to #186 - deadmice
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(05/19/2013) [-]
(thats kinda the joke... bush isnt getting it, as far as i am following this)
#207 to #203 - krispybananaz
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(05/19/2013) [-]
no your not getting it
#209 to #207 - deadmice
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(05/19/2013) [-]
wait... hold on. so the inside of a whorehouse just smells like aftershave and nothing else?

surely putting aftershave on would be to try and mask the actual scent of the whore house?
#210 to #209 - krispybananaz
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(05/19/2013) [-]
just shut the **** up man, for real
#211 to #210 - deadmice
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(05/19/2013) [-]
wat?
#212 to #211 - krispybananaz
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(05/19/2013) [-]
its a ******* joke man why are you looking into it so much
#214 to #212 - deadmice
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I wasnt looking into it so much. thats how i read it, and now am being told to shut the **** up for that.
#215 to #214 - krispybananaz
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(05/19/2013) [-]
you are looking into it way to much trust me, aftershave probably doesn't smell like a whore house, just a simple funny clever joke that's all
#217 to #215 - deadmice
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I wasnt looking into it at all until you told me i was looking to into it.
#218 to #217 - krispybananaz
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(05/19/2013) [-]
read your first comment again
#220 to #218 - deadmice
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(05/19/2013) [-]
"(thats kinda the joke... bush isnt getting it, as far as i am following this)"

still not seeing how i am looking real deep into this...
#222 to #220 - krispybananaz
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(05/19/2013) [-]
now read the comment the anon put
#223 to #222 - deadmice
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(05/19/2013) [-]
but a whorehouse doesnt (afaik) smell like aftershave. thats the point i am trying to make.
#224 to #223 - krispybananaz
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(05/19/2013) [-]
your right it doesn't but that's the point OF A ******* JOKE, what jokes make sense, for gods sake man jokes don't ******* make sense, theyre funny that's the point of ******* course a whore house doesn't smell like aftershave but that's not what the joke is about, screw this im going to dinner im done your hopeless, have a nice life. learn from this
#225 to #224 - deadmice
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I am not being hopeless here, you are. i am trying to say that, from how i read it, the joke was saying that bush was appearing dumb here (not exactly hard to believe that someone would poke fun at bush).

Also, before calling someone hopeless, please check who is the one repeatedly swearing and going on and on and on.
#206 to #203 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
You clearly missed the joke if you think that was the joke.

The joke is that, according to this, Obama's wife knows what a whorehouse smells like.
#208 to #206 - deadmice
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(05/19/2013) [-]
wait... hold on. so the inside of a whorehouse just smells like aftershave and nothing else?

surely putting aftershave on would be to try and mask the actual scent of the whore house?
#137 - whistleandrun
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(05/18/2013) [-]
but she DOES know what the back of his hand smells like...
pain
#6 - avatarisawesome
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Bush's fw
Bush's fw
#192 - natethehunter **User deleted account**
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#178 - mrbosss
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Too bad that never happened.
#181 to #178 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Have you been stalking the President?
#184 to #181 - jtastic
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(05/18/2013) [-]
the question is, is the guy who told this story stalking the president to know the exact time when bush and obama were at the hairdressers together
#195 to #184 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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(05/19/2013) [-]
maybe he was at the barber shop?
#199 to #195 - jtastic
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(05/19/2013) [-]
And maybe he wasn't. I hope that justifies msbosss' comment
#201 to #199 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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(05/19/2013) [-]
MrBoss*
#202 to #201 - jtastic
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(05/19/2013) [-]
reread his name dude
#216 to #202 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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(05/19/2013) [-]
mrbosss* happy?
#219 to #216 - jtastic
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(05/19/2013) [-]
well you miss corrected my way of spelling it so i just wanted to clarify
#183 to #181 - mrbosss
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(05/18/2013) [-]
How do you remember how many a's are in your name?
#196 to #183 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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(05/19/2013) [-]
skill.
#52 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
George W. Bush has the one of the lowest IQs of any president in history.

His IQ? 130

Highest? James Madison: 175

Prove me wrong.
#114 to #52 - anonymouzx
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(05/18/2013) [-]
130 is a lot
#75 to #52 - brettd
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(05/18/2013) [-]
You are ******* retarded. please kill yourself.
#76 to #75 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
How insightful, thanks for the constructive criticism
#67 to #52 - lyiat ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Considering federal IQ tests only goes to 200, and anyone with 130 and above is considered genius and in the 98th percentile of the entire population of the ******* country, I'm calling ********.
#71 to #67 - lyiat ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Further more, this table handily defeats your statement.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Presidential_IQ_hoax
#78 to #71 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
You can't be serious. Read it before you post it. Especially the table where it says George's IQ of 130.
#80 to #78 - lyiat ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Bush's IQ is still explicitly higher than at least three other presidents, in multiple categories. Feel free to look up his MENSA scoring, guaranteed they will be even lower.
#81 to #80 - lyiat ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Because MESNA is more stringent and only goes to 162...
#82 to #80 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I should add that I didn't the "The lowest"

Just in case you didn't catch it.
#73 to #67 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Give me something to read.
#118 to #67 - tigersstripes
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(05/18/2013) [-]
*ahem* almost, while 130 is above average or gifted, 140 is a certified genius, 120 is average, I THINK... i have no exact source. A School for the Gifted, say, has a 130 or so entrance limit. If anyone has conformation or denial, please tell.
#119 to #118 - lyiat ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
100 is the flat mean of the federial IQ test. 130 is genius. I do have sources.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ
www.mensa.org/about-us
#139 to #119 - tigersstripes
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Thank you for keeping me well informed, I'm glad my mistake was realized before i had a chance do blunder something badly. Thank you very much sir/madam. Goodbye, Adios, Au revoir, Hej du, Guten tag, sayonara, chiao, zai jien, or whatever i have missed.
#221 - nymikemet ONLINE
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#154 - rabaneristo
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(05/18/2013) [-]
It would be a better joke if Clinton was there...
#37 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Doubt.jpg
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#108 - ivoryhammer
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I don't think Bush is witty enough to think of something like that
#191 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Hmm...a picture of Obama casually dressed while smoking a cigarette placed above a presidential photo of Bush. Definitely no subtle political propaganda here.
#205 to #191 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Well, if you think about it, it is supporting Obama more than Bush because he has the signature of the good guy. He is smoking.
#169 - JENNAY
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Was NOT a fan of Bush as a president

That said, I'd love to get drunk as **** with him
#260 - Monopolus
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(05/19/2013) [-]
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#138 - tbeaz
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Why does aftershave make someone think of a whorehouse?