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#219 - samio
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I think what's wrong here is the fact your confusing interest with arousal.

Most women I believe are looking for a stable, loving relationship, where they can trust their partner, enjoy life till death, and possibly raise a family.

Most guys are pretty much looking for a quick **** and flee.
( I won't lie, I'm kinda like this too when desperate)

Men, if you want that kind of interest, you can just head down your local strip for a cheap night out.

The amount of money you'll spend on the dates before sex compared to the amount you'll spend on a hooker, is substantially higher.

The more you know
#229 to #219 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
And that's why you'll never have any sex
#230 to #229 - samio
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Have you had any?

Do tell the rest of us your superior chick magnet powers that allow you to drown in pussy on a daily basis.

If not, you have no standing here.
#232 to #219 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
as a (thats why im posting anon) i just wanted to let you know you understand most of us very well. keep doing what your doing man.
#106 - lizardnigger
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I'm getting this ****. This girl who used to be my gf broke up with me because things weren't working. Fair enough, they weren't, but this was in November last year. Since the start of May she's started showing she likes me again but I'm not 100% sure and I'm just too much of a pussy to ask her for fear that she'll say no.
I'm getting this ****. This girl who used to be my gf broke up with me because things weren't working. Fair enough, they weren't, but this was in November last year. Since the start of May she's started showing she likes me again but I'm not 100% sure and I'm just too much of a pussy to ask her for fear that she'll say no.
#197 to #106 - daentraya
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(05/18/2013) [-]
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#143 - vanoreo
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(05/18/2013) [-]
sex isn't everything

cuddles>sex
#155 to #143 - andovaredoras
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Cute, cuddling often is better imo.


(sadly had no other related pics)
#160 to #155 - spasticpuppet
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(05/18/2013) [-]
**spasticpuppet rolled a random image posted in comment #2058084 at Friendly ** Who needs cuddling when you have.... <<<
#171 to #160 - thebritishguy
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(05/18/2013) [-]
it could mean penis I guess
#172 to #171 - spasticpuppet
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Ey, that stuff tastes good <_<
#221 to #172 - articulate
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(05/18/2013) [-]
What is it?
#241 to #221 - spasticpuppet
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Don't remember. I ate it in some middle-eastern place in Stockholm.
#243 to #241 - articulate
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(05/18/2013) [-]
It looks delicious.
#244 to #243 - spasticpuppet
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I KNOW!
#158 to #155 - drooms
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(05/18/2013) [-]
The picture below applies to you too.
#163 to #158 - andovaredoras
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Meh dont care
#182 to #143 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
wow. The things you learn from people you never even met.
I don't know why I am surprised, but I am nonetheless.
It's ok phanact, it's ok
#184 to #182 - vanoreo
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(05/18/2013) [-]
wat?
#273 to #143 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Sex then cuddling is best. If you don't have sex you just poke them the whole time you're cuddling, and it's annoying.
#274 to #273 - vanoreo
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(05/19/2013) [-]
You know, or you could cuddle and not have a boner and just enjoy it

I'm not saying sex is bad, I'm saying cuddles are far superior
#275 to #274 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I'm just saying that she turns me on too much, and the other way around, for us to just lie there without tiring ourselves out first.
#128 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I don't go fter a wpman who has interest in me I go after a girl I have interest in. I don't care what they feel I just want to bang and have fun. Actually women want the same, they want fun and good sex.

Getting girls is easy. But in FJ case most here are 13 anyway.
#148 to #128 - ichbinzweijahrealt
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(05/18/2013) [-]
if getting girls were easy you wouldn't be commenting as anon, instead you wouldn't even be commenting you would be picking up a lady
#203 - fastforward
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(05/18/2013) [-]
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#117 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I never get any signals. no ******* girl likes me.
#132 to #117 - fooljamable
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(05/18/2013) [-]
#65 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account**
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#67 to #65 - crazyoljew
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, bro. I know that Feel
#79 to #67 - guiguito
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(05/18/2013) [-]
neither of you do, that's the point of the post.
neither of you do, that's the point of the post.
#165 - slendermanspenis
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(05/18/2013) [-]
So you need a whore?
#54 - kaycie
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I think you got it mixed up.   
   
I'm nice to this one guy and suddenly hes obsessed with me and texts/messages me on facebook over and over even though i dont reply
I think you got it mixed up.

I'm nice to this one guy and suddenly hes obsessed with me and texts/messages me on facebook over and over even though i dont reply
#61 to #54 - tdogmeds
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(05/18/2013) [-]
So you've rejected him.
Now, the next time a girl is flirty with him, he'll just assume she's being nice.
#146 to #54 - ilolyoucry
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(05/18/2013) [-]
What movie is that?..
#87 to #54 - spudge
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I feel your pain. I'm a guy and here's why:

My mate is looking for a gf, he's hooked up with a few girls, and i don't really know why but he's become really retarded with girls lately. For example, this one girls sent him an "x" on the end of her reply - reciprocating his previous "x" - and he screenshotted it, and sent it to me and he asked me if I thought she was keen.

Now this would be okay; I would have simply called him an absolute retard, except he tells me about every ******* girl he knows being "keen" when literally all he is doing is talking to them.

I don't even know what to do about it. I don't understand how he is being so retarded about girls atm...
#93 to #54 - sebthebrony
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(05/18/2013) [-]
God damn it, don't be like that
At least god damn say you're not interested, ignoring messages is REALLY BITCHY
i am ashamed
#101 to #93 - kaycie
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I've talked to him in person maybe 10 times max.   
we mostly texted, friendly stuff.   
we stopped texting and he would randomly text me out of the blue (once every month maybe, this has been going on for a couple years.) just a 'hey' usually.    
i know he likes me and i usually only text people back when i have something to say or if they actually say something other than hey    
so i ignore him for the better part of a year.   
while im trying to ignore him and get him off my back (i go out of my way to NOT like his posts on fb [usually funny pictures]) hes messaging me on fb, 'accidentally' deleting me and asking to accept his friend requests back (that happened at least 3 times), which i would and he would continue messaging me long letters.    
literally after 6+ months of not talking he confesses his love for me (which he told me at the end not to respond to, so i didnt) and he continues to text me 'hey' and message me and like all my pictures on fb.   
   
so i've finally had enough of his name popping up on my feed, and since i never visit his fb anyway, i block him.   
and he texts me right after! saying hes done with this ********! HAHAHAH!    
he ******* said that at the end of his ******* love letter from a year ago.   
   
(and if you somehow are reading this because you stalked me here, please dont respond and dont text me. i dont like you. sorry, bud.)   
/rant
I've talked to him in person maybe 10 times max.
we mostly texted, friendly stuff.
we stopped texting and he would randomly text me out of the blue (once every month maybe, this has been going on for a couple years.) just a 'hey' usually.
i know he likes me and i usually only text people back when i have something to say or if they actually say something other than hey
so i ignore him for the better part of a year.
while im trying to ignore him and get him off my back (i go out of my way to NOT like his posts on fb [usually funny pictures]) hes messaging me on fb, 'accidentally' deleting me and asking to accept his friend requests back (that happened at least 3 times), which i would and he would continue messaging me long letters.
literally after 6+ months of not talking he confesses his love for me (which he told me at the end not to respond to, so i didnt) and he continues to text me 'hey' and message me and like all my pictures on fb.

so i've finally had enough of his name popping up on my feed, and since i never visit his fb anyway, i block him.
and he texts me right after! saying hes done with this ********! HAHAHAH!
he ******* said that at the end of his ******* love letter from a year ago.

(and if you somehow are reading this because you stalked me here, please dont respond and dont text me. i dont like you. sorry, bud.)
/rant
#269 to #101 - sebthebrony
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Madame, if I can even call you that; with all due respect, you are a bitch
A big, big bitch
A guy tears his heart out for you, and your response is to laugh at him. He tries horrendously to keep you from going away and you ignore him
You know what? A ******* "No" would have been better, he would've fuvking backed out
BUT NO, MISSES BITCH DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO ******* REJECT HIM AND INSTEAD BLOCKED HIM
Just who the **** do you think you are? You're an attention whore because you didn't stop him
God damn it, you're what's wrong with the world. I hope someone rejects you, you cunt
#271 to #269 - kaycie
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I didnt ******* stop him??
I didnt talk to him for months at a time and he wouldnt leave me alone!
we hung out a few times, and hes_ really_ not my type, so I would act friendly.
FRIENDLY. and then i gradually stoped talking to him. I thought that would be enough of a hint that i wasnt interested. (and he messaged me repeatedly that he will only ever like me as more than a friend)
I'm a really shy person, and I really dont have it in me to be rude to someone, so completely ignoring him was the only thing i could think to do
I was hoping NOT TALKING TO ME FOR MONTHS would make him think i wasn't interested, but no, it only makes him tell me HE LOVES ME.

Im too awkward for this ****, being silent about it is the only thing I could do.
#272 to #271 - sebthebrony
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Let me get this straight, you are too shy to send him a message saying "I'm sorry, but I don't like you"?
And you are too awkward for rejecting him, however you can ******* ignore him? That's way worse.
#276 to #272 - kaycie
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I think i have told him before   
   
and it really is his own fault. Since I've been nothing but cruel to him he has no reason to like me at all.
I think i have told him before

and it really is his own fault. Since I've been nothing but cruel to him he has no reason to like me at all.
#277 to #276 - sebthebrony
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Think? So you don't even think it's worth remembering?
No, it's not his fault to ******* like you. Nor is it yours, it is however your fault for being such a bitch and just ignoring him
Stand up for yourself
#278 to #277 - kaycie
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(05/20/2013) [-]
**** you.   
He's a ******* weirdo who would always try and talk about anime and drawings with me. always asking me to look at his drawings and give him tips because I draw pretty well and talking about the only two animes I've ever seen just because he saw i liked them on facebook.   
he was creepy. and he would always bring up how he's hanging out with other girls to try and get me jealous and would get mad when it wouldnt work.   
before i met him he was the type of person i would make fun of.   
I don't give a **** anymore, **** him for being so ******* creepy and **** you   
I guess that makes me a bitch.
**** you.
He's a ******* weirdo who would always try and talk about anime and drawings with me. always asking me to look at his drawings and give him tips because I draw pretty well and talking about the only two animes I've ever seen just because he saw i liked them on facebook.
he was creepy. and he would always bring up how he's hanging out with other girls to try and get me jealous and would get mad when it wouldnt work.
before i met him he was the type of person i would make fun of.
I don't give a **** anymore, **** him for being so ******* creepy and **** you
I guess that makes me a bitch.
#279 to #278 - sebthebrony
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Oh, so you're over his anime level? What, does watching anime make him a creep? What is wrong with knowing what anime you like because of facebook?
THAT'S WHY YOU LIKE THINGS ON FACEBOOK
yes you are a bitch
#280 to #279 - kaycie
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(05/21/2013) [-]
lololololol no    
every time i would like something on facebook he would always bring it up next time we talked &quot;oh that reminds me of this episode of...&quot; or he'd quote random things from avatar because i had a quote from it on my profile.   
it was obsessive. and he had no reason to obsess over me when i never even hinted that i was interested.   
and yeah, people who obsess over anime are usually pretty odd. he would draw random ninja weapons that he made up and really horrible dragons and ****. its not my fault that i'm not into that kind of stuff like he thought i was.   
Im not about to tell him he freaks me out, so i ignored him.   
end of story
lololololol no
every time i would like something on facebook he would always bring it up next time we talked "oh that reminds me of this episode of..." or he'd quote random things from avatar because i had a quote from it on my profile.
it was obsessive. and he had no reason to obsess over me when i never even hinted that i was interested.
and yeah, people who obsess over anime are usually pretty odd. he would draw random ninja weapons that he made up and really horrible dragons and ****. its not my fault that i'm not into that kind of stuff like he thought i was.
Im not about to tell him he freaks me out, so i ignored him.
end of story
#187 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I have a hard time differentiating friendliness with flirtation... So a girl smiles at you, what does it mean? What if she's just really outgoing and smiles at everyone?

I missed afew opportunities in High-School I know, but honestly I was so awkward back then(still am, just slightly less so) that I had no idea what to do anyway.
#217 to #187 - cormy
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah... I have this very same problem. I don't know how girls draw lines. I swear sometimes 2 girls will make out like it's the last day of their lives and somehow they say they aren't lesbians and don't love each other, they're just really good friends.
#193 to #187 - arizonastar
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(05/18/2013) [-]
we are one in the same i missed so many opportunities in HS because I was mega shy and was picked on alot, and being ADD didnt help i feels teh same.
#183 - mitchem
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#142 - nephritho
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Maybe she want to be fed porridge with a spoon as you imitate an aeroplane.
Maybe she want to be fed porridge with a spoon as you imitate an aeroplane.
#123 - dirtyharrypegs
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(05/18/2013) [-]
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#107 - bitchplzzz
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(05/18/2013) [-]
You seem like a douche then
#71 - OoJesusoO
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I seriously think people would be more happy if they were upfront and be like "I think your attractive and I would like to get to know you better not as friends but more than that". Unfortunately we can't do they most of the time or we scare them off by being too blunt and if your not attractive you would look like an idiot.
#39 - felixfj
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(05/18/2013) [-]
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#133 - urbemarmis
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(05/18/2013) [-]
if youre talking to a woman who is sitting down and she crosses her legs theres a good chance she isnt in to you. learned that a while ago. forget where...
#252 to #133 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
But never take these things for proof.
I cross my legs and arms all the time simply because it's most comfortable to me, often around the guy I'm interested in.
#263 to #252 - urbemarmis
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(05/19/2013) [-]
well yeah, with body language nothing is a 100% fact. you didnt have top go anon i wasnt gonna hate on you or anything, i mean its not like an oppiniopnated argument or anything
#62 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I'm fully aware that I don't leave **** for "signals" to a guy I'm interested in. I'm simply socially inept. Of course, I don't expect the guys to initiate anything with me because of this... I just deal with it.
#60 - tdogmeds
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(05/18/2013) [-]
If any girls read this, you should know this is absolutely true.
We are not nearly as perceptive about this type of **** as you girls seem to think.