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#124 - suiker
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(05/17/2013) [-]
People thought my girlfriend was lesbian
#130 to #124 - dickbewt
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Well, are you a female?
#117 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
people always used to talk about how I was gonna follow them back to their houses and murder them... used to...
#114 - varrlegrimscythe
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I was gone from school for about a month and a half after my appendix burst, I could barely eat anything because my stomach had swollen during the time I was being fed through an I.V. in the hospital. When I got back people thought I was anorexic because I was so goddamn skinny.
#112 - Shenanigins
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(05/17/2013) [-]
That I was a man-whore.

I still don't know the origins.
#109 - infinitereaper
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Ha ha, you poor fools!

I never had rumors spread about me!

I wasn't that popular.
#104 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
In middle school, someone started a rumor that I was pregnant. Nine months later, when I was still in school and not pregnant at all (obviously not pregnant since I have a naturally slender body and I gained no weight), people shut the **** up. I was also a virgin, and wasn't even allowed to date at the time. I still don't get why they started the rumor.
#103 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I had a rumour, that i was watching Hentai and animal pornography only because i once visited 4chan with ''friends''. Don't bring casuals/extroverts to your world
#92 - toriofwind
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(05/17/2013) [-]
There was a rumor that i was a girl for a time.
#89 - rollcore
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(05/17/2013) [-]
#79 - mrblueftw
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I missed a week of high school and when I came back I found out somebody said I shanked another kid and was in jail.
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#66 - jibbablabba
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(05/17/2013) [-]
the only rumor about me was that i slugged some kid in 7th grade to establish myself as Alpha.

that never happened
#65 - dyllygaf
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(05/17/2013) [-]
This happened after I graduated from high school, but a year or two ago I saw someone I hadn't seen in a few months and he told me someone was saying that I had apparently murdered someone and went to prison for it. He told me though that he didn't believe it because apparently I'm the nicest person any one of my friends knows and that it was way too farfetched that I'd ever hurt anyone

Good to know even when there are rumors about me, people don't believe them
#48 - triggathepirate
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(05/17/2013) [-]
MFW there aren't any rumors about me.    
Or maybe I haven't heard them...   
I think the only one floating around is that I smoke hard crack.   
I quickly correct them with opium.
MFW there aren't any rumors about me.
Or maybe I haven't heard them...
I think the only one floating around is that I smoke hard crack.
I quickly correct them with opium.
#47 - runescapewasgood
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(05/17/2013) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled a random comment #5 posted by bckjoes at I've seen enough... ** :
Most people would have just pointed it out, but you went the extra mile.

Thumb and dinosaur for you!
#40 - oceanfrank
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(05/17/2013) [-]
When I was in middle school I was in an Academically Talented class. For some reason a rumor was going around where my mom paid the school board to get me in there. My moms income/year was around 13k and my grades throughout high school stayed at a 3.7 or higher and I showed everyone to try to prove to them that I really was good at learning or whatever.
#33 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
In elementary school when people thought my dad was a heavy-metal fan and a meth addict. And that I helped him cook meth in a trailer. Someone even thought I grew some sort of disease from all the meth cooking, which made me grow mushrooms all over my body..
#13 - matannn **User deleted account**
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#12 - tarantallegra
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I've always been really tomboy-ish, but I was never allowed to cut my hair.
I told a girl that I was going to do that, and 3 days later another girl walks up to me and asks if I want to be a man.
After that, a rumour went around the school that I was transgender.
#1 - watyoutalkabout
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(05/16/2013) [-]
repost but still funny