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User avatar #16 - josephwolfe (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Carrots were basically the only healthy food at my school, so I got carrots every day. Because I tried eating a little healthier, I was named carrot boy. I then Heard a rumor spread by one of my 'friends' (Wouldn't leave me alone, even though I told them I don't like them) who has ADHD told the teachers that I'm a nazi who shoves carrots up his ass. This is because I was Player one instead of him. I, for some reason, doubt that you'll think this is true, but it really is.
#116 - PubLandlord (05/17/2013) [-]
There was a rumor going round that I was an only child.

my identical twin and me were in the same class
#75 - waffies (05/17/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I was gay because i spent all of my time hanging out with girls and ignored guys.
I was gay because i spent all of my time hanging out with girls and ignored guys.
#61 - jugularj (05/17/2013) [-]
There were a few people in school that were afraid of me. One of the reasons was because they thought I punch cows....
#20 - iwebby (05/17/2013) [-]
i have reflux, makes you have more stomach n 						****					, google it. Well, i was going to go get a gastraskopi or something, where they put a camera down my throat, and when i came back in school this guy just came up to me and said ''so how did it go? i heard they removed all that stomach acid''   
   
mfw
i have reflux, makes you have more stomach n **** , google it. Well, i was going to go get a gastraskopi or something, where they put a camera down my throat, and when i came back in school this guy just came up to me and said ''so how did it go? i heard they removed all that stomach acid''

mfw
#123 - metalnettle ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
There was a rumor about me being a crackhead, satanist, vampire who literally sleeps in a coffin, eats spiders and worships the devil. All the younglings were terrified of me. MFW i just like to wear black .
User avatar #90 - danniegurl (05/17/2013) [-]
it wasn't a legit rumor.
this one girl was like, "there's nothing bad about you, so i'm going to make something up"
she started telling people i had 2 vaginas because she saw it on the Tyra show.
User avatar #28 - therealrottilargo (05/17/2013) [-]
Rumor i committed suicide in 8th grade. although i ended up being class president two years later
#122 - artjunk (05/17/2013) [-]
When I was a freshman, I got my nose broken trying to stick up for my black friend getting harassed. Oddly enough, the same day a very depressed student jumped off the outside staircase and broke both his ankles (he was on crutches for weeks with TWO boots... why they didn't use a wheelchair... I'll never know...).

Anyway, I was sitting in the hall during break after I got back (two weeks out after a rhinoplasty... woot), still had a nose-cast-deal on and some random senior walks up and asks if i was the kid who got his nose broken.........duh.jpg. I told him I was and his response was, "Is it true that you jumped off the building and landed on your face?".......

Yea, dude, I jumped off a 3 story building and landed ON MY FACE, only broke my nose... *********** .png

>mfw other kid jumped.....
#115 - thisisspartah (05/17/2013) [-]
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there was a rumour that i rape rabbits.


i dont even.............
User avatar #106 - alcatraztiger (05/17/2013) [-]
I went on holiday to spain and while i was there broke my arm in a stupidass attempt to impress a girl in the pool while i was in seccondary school....when i got back people saw me and a rumour spread that i went to afghanistan and bombed UK and US troops.....i got suspended for two weeks while the teachers told everyone it was false.



FML
#103 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [-]
I had a rumour, that i was watching Hentai and animal pornography only because i once visited 4chan with ''friends''. Don't bring casuals/extroverts to your world
+1
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#69 - Lightach (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw I was homeschooled and never had any friends/enemies to start rumors about me.
mfw I was homeschooled and never had any friends/enemies to start rumors about me.
User avatar #63 - deathcampforjewtie (05/17/2013) [-]
When I was in middle school, people thought that I ditched class one day, but I got my foot caught in a toilet. It took a crane to get it out.
#62 - babbylicious (05/17/2013) [-]
When I was in middle school, people thought I was gay.


Silly billies, I am bi xD
User avatar #35 - jpv (05/17/2013) [-]
I'm in highschool right now and there's a rumor that i sell assault rifles and handguns. I dont know where that came from since i only sell handguns.
#33 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [-]
In elementary school when people thought my dad was a heavy-metal fan and a meth addict. And that I helped him cook meth in a trailer. Someone even thought I grew some sort of disease from all the meth cooking, which made me grow mushrooms all over my body..
User avatar #5 - ningyoaijin (05/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My cousin (ok, second cousin once removed, but still a relative) spread a rumour that I nonce children and now everyone in my home town hates me.
User avatar #81 to #21 - ningyoaijin (05/17/2013) [-]
To nonce = to molest, in British slang.
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