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#16 - josephwolfe
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Carrots were basically the only healthy food at my school, so I got carrots every day. Because I tried eating a little healthier, I was named carrot boy. I then Heard a rumor spread by one of my 'friends' (Wouldn't leave me alone, even though I told them I don't like them) who has ADHD told the teachers that I'm a nazi who shoves carrots up his ass. This is because I was Player one instead of him. I, for some reason, doubt that you'll think this is true, but it really is.
#95 to #16 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I... I eat carrots every day at school too...
where have you been all my life
#116 - PubLandlord
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(05/17/2013) [-]
There was a rumor going round that I was an only child.

my identical twin and me were in the same class
#75 - waffies
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I was gay because i spent all of my time hanging out with girls and ignored guys.
I was gay because i spent all of my time hanging out with girls and ignored guys.
#86 to #75 - taintedangel
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Same here dude.  But I'll raise you one better: I was also labeled a pedophile because I could easily get along with children.     
   
I never touched a kid or did anything inappropriate, i just listen to their stories and said things like "Oh, man that's so cool!" and stuff like that, and played games like tag and hid 'n' seek.  Yet, somehow, I'm the pedophile.
Same here dude. But I'll raise you one better: I was also labeled a pedophile because I could easily get along with children.

I never touched a kid or did anything inappropriate, i just listen to their stories and said things like "Oh, man that's so cool!" and stuff like that, and played games like tag and hid 'n' seek. Yet, somehow, I'm the pedophile.
#96 to #86 - smithforprez
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(05/17/2013) [-]
so you were an angel with children and now your reputation is tainted
#100 to #96 - taintedangel
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(05/17/2013) [-]
And this was in elementary school. So at that time I was considered a gay pedophile. The rumors went away when I whooped the ass of they guy who started these rumors in highschool.
#101 to #100 - smithforprez
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(05/17/2013) [-]
good work
#102 to #101 - taintedangel
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Thanks. It took a bit of balls to do that since I'm a pacifist outside of gaming.
#107 to #102 - smithforprez
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(05/17/2013) [-]
rumors aint okay, and people who spread them have to find that out the hard way or theyll ruin other peoples lives, just because they could. its disgusting behavior and the sooner they lose their teeth the better it is for the rest of us.
#76 to #75 - thebritishguy
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(05/17/2013) [-]
gay guys do do that though
#77 to #76 - waffies
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(05/17/2013) [-]
so are straight guys supposed to ignore girls?
#84 to #77 - thebritishguy
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(05/17/2013) [-]
straight guys usually are friends with other guys forming a base and family and then every now and then when there balls are particularly strong they can migrate to female herds and try to mate with a female, when they fail they can go back to the base and carry on calling each other gay and sharing shenanigans. At least this is how I observe socialisations. it is the way of nature.
#80 to #77 - tylosaurus ONLINE
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(05/17/2013) [-]
yes
#61 - jugularj
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(05/17/2013) [-]
There were a few people in school that were afraid of me. One of the reasons was because they thought I punch cows....
#20 - iwebby
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(05/17/2013) [-]
i have reflux, makes you have more stomach n ****, google it. Well, i was going to go get a gastraskopi or something, where they put a camera down my throat, and when i came back in school this guy just came up to me and said ''so how did it go? i heard they removed all that stomach acid''   
   
mfw
i have reflux, makes you have more stomach n ****, google it. Well, i was going to go get a gastraskopi or something, where they put a camera down my throat, and when i came back in school this guy just came up to me and said ''so how did it go? i heard they removed all that stomach acid''

mfw
#123 - metalnettle
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(05/17/2013) [-]
There was a rumor about me being a crackhead, satanist, vampire who literally sleeps in a coffin, eats spiders and worships the devil. All the younglings were terrified of me. MFW i just like to wear black .
#90 - danniegurl
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(05/17/2013) [-]
it wasn't a legit rumor.
this one girl was like, "there's nothing bad about you, so i'm going to make something up"
she started telling people i had 2 vaginas because she saw it on the Tyra show.
#28 - therealrottilargo
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Rumor i committed suicide in 8th grade. although i ended up being class president two years later
#122 - artjunk
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(05/17/2013) [-]
When I was a freshman, I got my nose broken trying to stick up for my black friend getting harassed. Oddly enough, the same day a very depressed student jumped off the outside staircase and broke both his ankles (he was on crutches for weeks with TWO boots... why they didn't use a wheelchair... I'll never know...).

Anyway, I was sitting in the hall during break after I got back (two weeks out after a rhinoplasty... woot), still had a nose-cast-deal on and some random senior walks up and asks if i was the kid who got his nose broken.........duh.jpg. I told him I was and his response was, "Is it true that you jumped off the building and landed on your face?".......

Yea, dude, I jumped off a 3 story building and landed ON MY FACE, only broke my nose... ***********.png

>mfw other kid jumped.....
#115 - thisisspartah
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(05/17/2013) [-]
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there was a rumour that i rape rabbits.


i dont even.............
#106 - alcatraztiger
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I went on holiday to spain and while i was there broke my arm in a stupidass attempt to impress a girl in the pool while i was in seccondary school....when i got back people saw me and a rumour spread that i went to afghanistan and bombed UK and US troops.....i got suspended for two weeks while the teachers told everyone it was false.



FML
#85 - tomthepottle **User deleted account**
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#69 - Lightach
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(05/17/2013) [-]
mfw I was homeschooled and never had any friends/enemies to start rumors about me.
mfw I was homeschooled and never had any friends/enemies to start rumors about me.
#78 to #69 - thebritishguy
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(05/17/2013) [-]
no enemies to start rumours huh? well that's a stupid thing to say for some one who is Mexican
#105 to #69 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I go to public school and I still don't have those.
#63 - deathcampforjewtie
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(05/17/2013) [-]
When I was in middle school, people thought that I ditched class one day, but I got my foot caught in a toilet. It took a crane to get it out.
#62 - babbylicious
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(05/17/2013) [-]
When I was in middle school, people thought I was gay.


Silly billies, I am bi xD
#35 - jpv
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I'm in highschool right now and there's a rumor that i sell assault rifles and handguns. I dont know where that came from since i only sell handguns.
#15 - wexor
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#5 - ningyoaijin
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(05/17/2013) [-]
My cousin (ok, second cousin once removed, but still a relative) spread a rumour that I nonce children and now everyone in my home town hates me.
#21 to #5 - iwebby
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(05/17/2013) [-]
nonce?
#81 to #21 - ningyoaijin
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(05/17/2013) [-]
To nonce = to molest, in British slang.
#32 to #21 - LookinHereWhy
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Probably shag.
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#59 - toxicfate
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(05/17/2013) [-]
when i was 17 people had rumors all over school that i was in jail
or outside the country on vacation
mfw i was in the hospital after a car crashing me