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#304 - wriggler
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I want a game. where you play as a bunch of cops that are bored on second/third shift and their only objective of the game is to go into alleys and threaten homeless people and if they run you just pull out a nightstick and beat the living crap out of him and you get an xray report at the end of every night and you just laugh away as you get a paycheck for being a dick.
its kind of an open world game.
#321 to #304 - highpotatoeishigh
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I'm on it.
#275 - kidsquicker
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#273 - verycoolcat
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Quickscoping isn't a pro-tactic... when you've done it enough... you just stop using the scope at all for close fighting... you instinctively know where your bullets will go when you fire.
#280 to #273 - helterskeletor
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Personally i just pull out the pistol when they get too close.
#284 to #280 - jalthelas
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#285 to #280 - verycoolcat
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Pistol is for noobs. You pull out the knife.
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#121 - johndapro ONLINE
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I remember playing CoD MW2 with the P90 akimbo, just running around spraying everything with bullets.
#85 - xamuswing
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Welcome to Call of Duty, where the snipers go Leeroy Jankins and the soldiers camp.
#62 - princessren
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#64 to #62 - sonicg
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(05/16/2013) [-]
I like to grab a bolt action sniper and use 'iron sights'.
#77 to #62 - violenthandjob
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Implying the standard infantryman was issued mid-range combat optics before the influx of carbines and assault rifles in combat
Implying the standard infantryman was issued mid-range combat optics before the influx of carbines and assault rifles in combat
#91 to #77 - princessren
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#286 - jalthelas
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(05/17/2013) [-]
>Hardscope and camp on CoD, get bitched out by 'pros'
>Maintain position on rooftop and mark targets on BF3, people appreciate having an 'eye in the sky'
#301 to #286 - Shramin
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(05/17/2013) [-]
This is why I don't understand removing the tactical map and commander position from BF2
That was THE eye in the sky. a good commander giving good squad orders could win a team the game.
#263 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
can you guys make this guy a new meme...he should be a new frogman

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/doctor-who/My+New+Friend/eYcqGrL/
#276 to #263 - makedonski
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand how this whole process works.
#163 - aeric
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(05/17/2013) [-]
You play how you want, and i'll play how i want. It's a game, not real life so i can do what i want. Don't dictate how people play.

-Quickscoper
#226 to #163 - lolwtfme
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Well...If a camper says that l would be so pissed
#225 to #163 - douthit
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Die in a pit, quickscoper.
#129 - strangesir
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(05/17/2013) [-]
>Black Ops 2
>Using the SVU 'cause I like semi-auto snooper-roofuls
>Not using a scope shooting at a wall 4 feet away = bullets flip the **** out and fly out of the barrel with terrible accuracy
>Using scope on same wall = best accuracy possible

Treyarch/Infinity Ward, what the ****.
#155 to #129 - urbemarmis
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(05/17/2013) [-]
i know this probably isnt what happens in the game, but my guess( if you wanted to try to apply real world logic) is that when youre holding the rifle at your hip its hard to control the gun. when youre holding it up in an aiming position you have more control over it.
#158 to #155 - strangesir
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, but technically it isn't from the hip. The character shows you have the stock up against your shoulder. Plus, it's still pretty inaccurate even if your just ONE foot away form the wall.
#57 - cosmicoverdose
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(05/16/2013) [-]
People quickscope because it requires skill. Nothing else in the game really does, anyone can pick up and play.
#104 to #57 - potatot ONLINE
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Quick scoping is easy. Too easy.
#102 to #57 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Let me ask you this then, if I were to snipe you down with a grenade launcher (and by snipe, I mean lob a grenade 150+ feet away while I'm trying to catch your ass and knife you), and have that grenade hit you at the base of your neck, and kill you instantly, without need of any of the explosive perks you receive in CoD, and I am able to do this consistently, with few errors. Does that make me a noobtuber with no skill, or a professional gunman who doesn't believe that overkill is overrated?
#59 to #57 - enkmaster
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(05/16/2013) [-]
No, they do it because they think its a way to show off how good they are at hitting left trigger then right trigger. They purposefully gimp themselves then get mad when others actually dont care enough to.
#60 to #59 - cosmicoverdose
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Speak for yourself, not for everyone.

I used to lead a competitive sniping clan that reached 12th in europe at one point, we did it for competitive and team building purposes in no way did we think we were showing off.

Trickshotting also requires a whole lot of skill and is mostly used in montages and other various videos. It's nothing to do with showing off, it's fun.

Sorry that you have such a blind hatred for a widely populated community.
#73 to #60 - yourcontentsucks
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(05/16/2013) [-]
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#84 to #60 - enkmaster
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Except that "trick shots", mostly quick-scoping, isnt based on skill but the small amount of auto-aim the game provides as you zoom in. It isnt skill, its shooting fast enough for it to count.
#92 to #84 - SRsoccerstar
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I dont think he has a terrible argument. The whole point of this post was hating on people that dislike when you use the sniper the right way. This guy simply enjoys quickscoping and trick shotting. Its not easy to do, it really isint.

Anyway, its not wrong to dislike it either but this guy doesnt deserve to be thumbed down for liking quick scoping. he never said he doesnt like people who hard scope.
#94 to #92 - enkmaster
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I didnt thumb him either way. Besides, I think his red thumbs are based on him coming off a bit of an elitist jerk by saying "Nothing else in the game really does, anyone can pick up and play.
#95 to #94 - SRsoccerstar
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(05/17/2013) [-]
fair enough, it was more of a general statement discussing my discontent with him being thumbed down. I wasn't really trying to target you specifically, I think people just didn't really understand his message.
#98 to #95 - enkmaster
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Thats understandable.
#82 to #60 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
you poor, poor virgin
#66 to #60 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Hahahahahha oh my dear god you were the ******* quickscoping master go you
#230 - blashyrkh
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(05/17/2013) [-]
If you quickscope, you're a faggot. There's no 2 ways about it.
#223 - psychopsychedelic
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(05/17/2013) [-]
In BF3 I like to find myself a nice simple place to sit and just look through the scope on my sniper and call out targets.

I don't get shot, I don't waste ammo, and I help make the world a better place.
#132 - hypex
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(05/17/2013) [-]
>DotA 2
>play sniper
>get last hit with ultimate (its a long as channeled ability that fires off a long as targetted sniper shot)
> Cyka (Ursa): "OMGF ******* hardscoper fggt"
>mfw
#211 to #132 - raigen
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(05/17/2013) [-]
It's weird how I witnessed the same thing in League of Legends.
#30 - myhumps
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(05/16/2013) [-]
There is no such thing as quickscoping. Only really fast hardscoping
#31 to #30 - fritzicuz
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(05/16/2013) [-]
12 year old: "That's what your mom said last night, when I was banging her"
#32 to #31 - myhumps
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Me : "well that's why her grave was dug up"

Kid shut up, said sorry and left
#44 to #32 - momho
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Kid only left for a sec to take a sip from his mountain dew.

12 year old: yeah, want your shovel back?
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#131 to #30 - mirrorsmirrors
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Really fast hardscoping   
Really fast scoping   
Quick scoping   
Quickscoping   
Quickscoping = Really fast hardscoping   
   
This is how nicknames are invented.   
   
Actually, the term hardscoping came after the fact as an alternative to quickscoping, so this makes even less sense.   
I don't play COD or anything, this was just a stupid and redundant comment.
Really fast hardscoping
Really fast scoping
Quick scoping
Quickscoping
Quickscoping = Really fast hardscoping

This is how nicknames are invented.

Actually, the term hardscoping came after the fact as an alternative to quickscoping, so this makes even less sense.
I don't play COD or anything, this was just a stupid and redundant comment.
#139 to #131 - myhumps
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I'm going to give you a five year old lesson.

Your mom
#142 to #139 - mirrorsmirrors
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Awh ****.
#17 - sptnfouroneseven
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(05/16/2013) [-]
At one point on MW2 (I know, faggot for playing CoD) I was sitting with my Barret on Highrise right under the chopper, taking people out as they crossed the windows from their spawn. Mind you, there's a longer way behind that was completely safe to go through and get to me, just they didn't use it. I died like twice to noob-tubes or something but got back fairly quick. After the round ended, some kid was bitching about me hardscoping and essentially keeping them locked in their spawn area for most of the game because they're idiots.

In the next round I got behind some barrels looking at their spawn again, and did the -same- thing, only this time I ended up finally getting my perfectionist title and ending the game with about 20 or so kills and perhaps 5 or 6 deaths. All because I know how to use snipers.
#28 to #17 - beasert
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(05/16/2013) [-]
PC?
#65 to #28 - sptnfouroneseven
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Nope 360, I know filthy casual.
#70 to #65 - beasert
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Whatever gets your game on.
#26 to #17 - flixoe
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#47 to #26 - panamaofjacks
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Well, if truly nobody cares about it, this post wouldn't exist because you must have payed a certain amount of attention to the rant in order to know it was a rant, so therefore you have cared about it.
#5 - nicopwnz
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#337 - princessren
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#355 to #337 - sirbutterballs
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(05/17/2013) [-]
In a sense but that's the whole ******* point of snipers.
#339 to #337 - ruebezahl
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Depends on who you are asking.

If you ask the person who you just headshot for the third time in a row:
"Damn noob camper. All those noobs can do is camping. Noob noob! Camper! Noob."

If you ask the person who just managed to kill you for the third time in a row while you were scoping in another direction:
"Well, that was an easy kill, you never saw me coming. That's what you get for camping. Noob!"

If you ask a person with whom you are on rather even terms throughout the game:
"Pretty good sniper, good choice of hiding place. Gave me a nice challenge! GG"
#340 to #339 - princessren
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#342 to #340 - noobslaya
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I thought we were talking about real life for a second there.
#182 - trollzorr
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(05/17/2013) [-]
MFW i get complains about hard scoping
MFW i get complains about hard scoping
#113 - kodac
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who doesn't care what anyone else uses or does? As long as I am playing the game and winning or not getting my ass kicked. I don't mind losing I prefer close matches.
#156 to #113 - urbemarmis
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(05/17/2013) [-]
yeah. idc about noob tubers wither. if it works use it
#119 to #113 - kathuzada
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I am okay with whatever happens as long people do what they are good at
#120 to #119 - kodac
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Agreed good sir
#202 to #120 - kiermatv
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(05/17/2013) [-]
thank you for your contributions to my spiderman folder