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#1 - kingsombra (05/13/2013) [-]
And when running a marathon
#15 to #1 - John Cena (05/14/2013) [-]
I always feel so bad for him. I mean, he's putting in so much effort he literally **** himself. What's making him put in that much effort? Maybe he wants to finish the race for a dead relative, we'll never know, but I respect the **** out of him.
User avatar #23 to #15 - aussieftw (05/14/2013) [-]
I think you respected him a little too much then.
User avatar #25 to #15 - theist (05/14/2013) [-]
never have taco bell before a race
#30 to #1 - John Cena (05/14/2013) [-]
That's not diarrhea- word came out it was actually coffee that he got at an aid station and spilled on himself...but, this will get thumbed down anyway, because it's funnier to believe he just had loose bowels.
User avatar #36 to #30 - baaltomekk (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah totally looks like coffee
#6 - pappathethird (05/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#22 to #6 - romdadon (05/14/2013) [-]
she became one with the diarrhea   
and formed into a puddle at his legs
she became one with the diarrhea
and formed into a puddle at his legs
#13 - tristanscharpman (05/14/2013) [-]
If you say the word poop, your mouth makes the same motion as your but hole, the same is true for explosive diarrhea.
#43 to #13 - John Cena (05/14/2013) [-]
**** you... Just... **** You.
User avatar #47 to #41 - fivebecomesfours (05/14/2013) [-]
Good thing they have toilets built into those suits
User avatar #2 - warpikaros (05/13/2013) [-]
and when someone is about to tickle you
User avatar #20 to #2 - dayasalion (05/14/2013) [-]
"and yes, im ticklish"
User avatar #5 - thatdeafguy (05/13/2013) [-]
whats behind that phone?
#8 to #5 - hillbillypowpow (05/14/2013) [-]
Zach Galafanakis
#32 - Plate (05/14/2013) [-]
" **** ton"
#19 - dookaargetman (05/14/2013) [-]
no need for censorship here, pic sort of relevant
User avatar #31 - burningsmurfs (05/14/2013) [-]
I was excited ONE time to say it. I was out with my now ex-gf and her friend who ended up causing us to break up because she's a ******** . ******** was driving me home after causing the break-up at least she had the decency to drive me home I guess. Anyway, I'm seething with rage and I think it boiled the contents of my guts and before I knew what was happening I was screaming OH GOD MY GUTS and insta-shat my pants, soaked through the pants and everything. It stunk so bad she puked and went off the road a bit and scraped her car on the side of one of those metal barriers. I wish I'd had more diarrhea at the time, she deserved it.
User avatar #11 - macsauce (05/14/2013) [-]
The only other good time is when someone asks you if you're ticklish, and you don't want to be tickled.
#10 - mrmamric (05/14/2013) [-]
Thank goodness you bleeped out that sensitive word. My mother walked by and would have given me quite the lashing, had she seen such profanity.
#48 - xbenas (05/14/2013) [-]
You know when you have diarrhea, but it doesn't hurt when it comes out, it's so satisfying man!
#45 - John Cena (05/14/2013) [-]
OH BOY, I SURE HOPE COMMENTS ARE NOT FILLED WITH COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW THE WORD " ******** " WAS CENSORED
User avatar #40 - sinery (05/14/2013) [-]
... What an ass.
#39 - notsureifanon (05/14/2013) [-]
**notsureifanon rolled a random image posted in comment #2034309 at Friendly ** What I have.
User avatar #34 - ivoryhammer (05/14/2013) [-]
Since when do you yell words in Scrabble? Joke doesn't make any sense.
#16 - John Cena (05/14/2013) [-]
The max you can have is 7 letters; just sayin'
#17 to #16 - troncatman (05/14/2013) [-]
Bitch do you even scrabble?
#46 to #16 - John Cena (05/14/2013) [-]
Then you don't understand the ******* game. You have to attach your seven letters (max) to an existing letter on the board. Bingo - an 8-letter word. Or you can run horizonally through two or three close vertical words to generate 9- or 10-letter words.

Thus, you are a North Korean idiot.
User avatar #18 to #16 - iamblastoise (05/14/2013) [-]
You can make words with the other letter already on the board. Have you ever even played the game?
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