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#208 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
i don't think chinks had boats in 700s
User avatar #211 to #208 - tomoon (05/14/2013) [-]
There has been boats for over 50 000 years, why wouldn't chinese people have boats
#201 - limb ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm back from youtube after watching about 100 people die, give or take 50.
#193 - shiteonastick (05/13/2013) [-]
How do you get anal intercourse from a ******* horse?
User avatar #199 to #193 - tomoon (05/13/2013) [-]
Drop the soap
#203 to #193 - Mesmus (05/13/2013) [-]
How do you not ?
User avatar #125 - incontinence (05/13/2013) [-]
A friend of mine's uncles killed himself when, after finding a robber in his house, chased the man down the street with a shotgun. When he caught the guy trying to start his car he banged on the window with the butt of the gun and accidentally blew his own brains out. This too happened in Canberra, guess they have a problem with shotguns here.
User avatar #120 - ningyoaijin (05/13/2013) [-]
In reference to the first one, Chinese people have two given names (well, second names because lolsyntax), called ming and biaozi. They have accents and **** but I have no idea how to write pinyin. Anyway, the ming is used as a child, and once they reach 20 years of age, it's replaced by the biaozi when formally conversing. For example, Liu Bei from The Three Kingdoms was recognized as Liu Xuande by his allies and superiors.
#46 - trolololer (05/12/2013) [-]
mfw the yellow 1979 story
mfw the yellow 1979 story
#27 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
you have to be a boss to shoot yourself in the chest 3 times with a shotgun and/or cut your own head off with a chainsaw
User avatar #30 to #27 - ilovemyguns (05/12/2013) [-]
The real boss died after having sex with 5 of his wives.
#8 - twi (05/12/2013) [-]
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lol people dying
#215 - nerbdurger (05/18/2013) [-]
the last point reminded me of something. Last year after christmas went go karting coz im a mad bloke. we get to the joint, pay, sign forms, then this HUGE group of muslims walk in. they fill out their forms, and as they go to put on their helmets (after signing the forms stating that they will follow all safety instructions from staff), the women are informed that they are not allowed to wear their head scarves or whatever. the reason being that they are not far away from wheels/motor and could be injured by their scarves getting caught. they screamed ******** at the top of their lungs kicked up a fuss and demanded to be allowed to drive with their scarves.

a year earlier that business had succumbed to the threat of a racism investigation and allowed a woman to drive with her head scarf. It became entangled in moving parts, and killed her on sight. The family sued them for negligence in letting her drive with the head scarf, even though they demanded that she be allowed to, and a year later another batch of ******** try to pull the same stunt, only to have the father drag them all away after one of the men threatened violence.

there were other muslim women there who went to their cars/bathroom/ makeshift shelter made from a sheet to comply with the rules. how hard is it?
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#102 - falloutreaper ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 - icameheretotroll (05/13/2013) [-]
Final destination
#81 - rmehandru (05/13/2013) [-]
Is it just me or does the text seem 3D because of the color
User avatar #55 - Rockonfreakybro (05/13/2013) [-]
Anything can sound real if you have details and a date:

2001, Berryville, Virginia, A man running around naked in a park full of child was struck in the face by a child swinging, he was struck so hard his balls flung off and landed in his mouth choking him to death.

Okay maybe not everything
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