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#86 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE
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(05/13/2013) [-]
#56 - ragingbrony
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(05/13/2013) [-]
I see nothing wrong with his answer.
I see nothing wrong with his answer.
#62 to #56 - anon
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Nobody's surprised you faggot.
#83 to #62 - ragingbrony
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Wanting a blowjob = faggot

news to me.
#100 - anon
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(05/14/2013) [-]
******* ******
#95 - pepemex
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(05/13/2013) [-]
**pepemex rolls 632** If trips I get golden text
#91 - doodogger
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(05/13/2013) [-]
I don't want a blowjob. Why? Because I have a fear that my dick will taste absolutely disgusting to a girl even though I wash it regularly.
I don't want a blowjob. Why? Because I have a fear that my dick will taste absolutely disgusting to a girl even though I wash it regularly.
#94 to #91 - bdowns
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**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at empty ** one word, nutella
#97 to #91 - lordoftheflies
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(05/13/2013) [-]
As long as you have good hygiene your dick should taste like nothing but... skin I guess. It really doesn't have a taste, its mainly just the cum.
#85 - anon
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(05/13/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#74 - ahjay
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(05/13/2013) [-]
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#73 - mrspartanman
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(05/13/2013) [-]
My friend has a phobia of blowjobs.
Mainly because he thinks a girl will bite his dick off.
Pic irrelevant.
#58 - thejoemotes
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(05/13/2013) [-]
**thejoemotes rolled a random image posted in comment #2010005 at Friendly **
<------ Who I'll give a blowjob to.
#98 to #58 - nyxeos
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#99 to #98 - thejoemotes
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#50 - biggrand
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(05/13/2013) [-]
when third graders asked you what 1x1 was in second grade. . .
#46 - panini
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#38 - urbemarmis
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(05/13/2013) [-]
dude how is that funny even back then when theyre 7?
#29 - anon
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(05/13/2013) [-]
MY DICK IS FIVE NORWEGIAN INCHES IN THE UNITED STATES OF ISLAMIC TAIWAN
#24 - dashgamer
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(05/12/2013) [-]
When I was a kid, other kids wouldn't tell me what the word hump meant. I asked and they just moved their hips. Being completely ignorant of sex, I mimicked them and for their entertainment humped various things. I ended up humping a wall for ten minutes thinking they were laughing with me...
#23 - jurple
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(05/12/2013) [-]
o.p: and that kids is how your good old grampy got molested.
#21 - srhdragon ONLINE
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(05/12/2013) [-]
when i first heard blow job, i thought it was a job where you blow leafs around, i was like sure why the hell nawt.
#17 - buriedstpatrick
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Thumbs up for your fantastic name.

All of the homo.
#16 - theblargypargler
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(05/12/2013) [-]
I get that this guy's 7, but would anybody think they could get paid for blowing a twirler?
#15 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
And then he *********** both of them.
#7 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
ok, then you can laugh at these retards and call them faggots for offering to suck your dick