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#240 - mycatislookingatme
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(05/11/2013) [-]
You have no idea how pissed I was when she wasn't a 35ft tall monster from the neolithic era asking for tree fiddy.
#247 to #240 - TopDawg
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(05/11/2013) [-]
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#214 - HellsSponge
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(05/11/2013) [-]
JUST BECAUSE THE LAST STORIES WERE FUNNY DOESN'T MEAN WE WANT TO HEAR YOUR **** STORIES HOW IS THIS EVEN FUNNY

It's a slippery slope. As soon as you start getting frontpage because of your previous content is the second you become the DSend. Be careful.
#283 to #214 - sirbrentcoe [OP] ONLINE
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(05/13/2013) [-]
i thought people were tired of puke and ****. either way, this is where i am in my chronology of stories, and this is too important to pass up. think of this post as set up for post 21.
#196 - corso ONLINE
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(05/11/2013) [-]
The others were somewhat believable, but this one is just downright fake.
#182 - sirbutterballs
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I expected a joke at the end...
#181 - bandoslootshare
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(05/11/2013) [-]
"She hisses" and "Carton of milk " Keeps making me think its going to end with "she was a cat" .. too paranoid to enjoy the eroge
#264 to #181 - cormy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
"Hisses when she makes a mistake, don't think about it, blinded by that ass."
This sentence, was the one that started it all. So much paranoia.
>don't think about it< SUSPICIOUS AROUSED.
#175 - fuckedbyapony
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(05/11/2013) [-]
'3 minutes straight'   
'Squeeked a little when she came'
'3 minutes straight'
'Squeeked a little when she came'
#184 to #175 - AmaterasuNoOkami
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I'm with you, man.
#185 to #184 - fuckedbyapony
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I think he meant 'Sighed a little as I came'*
#186 to #185 - AmaterasuNoOkami
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(05/11/2013) [-]
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#99 - thetellerofstories
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(05/11/2013) [-]
i call ********
#306 - jakeofthesnakes
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(05/14/2013) [-]
Nothing gets the ladies moist like Ron Burgandy.
#235 - squeemonster
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(05/11/2013) [-]
&quot;...round 3, over 3 minutes straight&quot;, uhhh, we got a stallion over here!
"...round 3, over 3 minutes straight", uhhh, we got a stallion over here!
#282 to #235 - sirbrentcoe [OP] ONLINE
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(05/13/2013) [-]
i'm sure that when you were 16, 3 minutes was like running a marathon man. it's hard to keep it up long when all you do is thing about sex. nevertheless, 3 minutes was my best time up to that point.
#295 to #282 - squeemonster
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(05/13/2013) [-]
As for me, I was a virgin at 16, so I can't compare. But I can compare you with my bf whose virginity I took at the ripe age of 23 and he can go from 20 to 3-************* (pun intended). But well, I was not aware you were 16 anyway and I can understand that to some degree. Still, don't expect "this girl just can't get enough" to be such a big surprise. I'm guessing, between 3 rounds, longest up to 3 minutes, you ****** her for a whole 6 minutes. But hey, still a great post and you are a lucky bastard for sure. And you're sixteen. So, score man, score!
#296 to #295 - sirbrentcoe [OP] ONLINE
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(05/13/2013) [-]
i was 16. i'm 25 now. and trust me, i can last a lot longer than 3 minutes now.
#297 to #296 - squeemonster
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(05/13/2013) [-]
ohhh, ok, now I'm enlightened! Much respect, then.
#173 - justtocomment
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(05/11/2013) [-]
#110 - primerpower
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(05/11/2013) [-]
mcdisasters 19 = funny ****

mcdisasters 20 = OPs first ever erotica short story that gave me a boner

in conclusion, god dammit op
#101 - deathofnight
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Wait...
"It was my pleasure"
Dammit man you just made me waste a few minutes for a 4chan style gag...


9/10 will read again
#140 to #101 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Why even bother putting a gorilla face on her when she already is a gorilla
#66 - airond
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(05/11/2013) [-]
your stories are pretty much the only reason i come on fj anymore good job bro!!
#231 - theonecalledtony
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I laughed so ******* hard at go-go gadget boner.
I laughed so ******* hard at go-go gadget boner.
#8 - navadae
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(05/10/2013) [-]
i... hate you x_x i want a random horny girl to attack me!

BAH i says... BAH
#10 to #8 - sirbrentcoe [OP] ONLINE
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(05/10/2013) [-]
it was short lived, believe you me. details to come in part 21
#11 to #10 - navadae
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(05/10/2013) [-]
yeah but... you got to do.. i mean.. YEAH! THAT...

x_x i`m too beta for sex
#15 to #11 - Kairyuka
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Why is random sex so important to you?
#16 to #15 - navadae
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(05/10/2013) [-]
who said anything about 'random'? i mean.. okay this case in particular is random, sure, but i mean... i`m a virgin and a perv, i think about sex a lot, never had it, so.. it's more sex in general.. and it's not important to the point it's all i ever want/dream of, just.. yeah
#17 to #16 - Kairyuka
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(05/10/2013) [-]
So in other words, you're curious? Then let me give you a little advice: Be patient. Don't just **** the first the best, take your time to find the right person and get a meaningful relationship with someone you enjoy being with. That's what turns out the best in the end, my friend.
#77 to #17 - chadpbj
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I wish I read this earlier
#78 to #77 - Kairyuka
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Well you know, it's never too late for love. But I'm sorry to hear that you've had a bad experience with it man.
#18 to #17 - navadae
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(05/10/2013) [-]
obviously i`m not just going to run out and spread my legs, it's all just curiosity and sexuality... hey... wait... why am i being analyzed!?
#49 to #18 - sirbrentcoe [OP] ONLINE
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(05/11/2013) [-]
he's right. this wasn't my first time. the first time was with a girl I knew most of my life. it was a beautiful moment. this was just *******. their is a difference between making love and *******.
#19 to #18 - Kairyuka
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Well I just thought I'd help ya a bit, since many people just run out and **** someone to **** someone and have a horrible experience with it. I can understand curiosity, I have the same curiosity, but to be honest, I'd much rather wait until I find her. You know? It kinda seems more fun to have both your awkward first times together, than to just **** some random person, just to lose your virginity.
#241 - deathcampforjewtie
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(05/11/2013) [-]
**deathcampforjewtie rolled a random image posted in comment #4188046 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **
#279 to #241 - sirbrentcoe [OP] ONLINE
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(05/13/2013) [-]
related image roll! well done, man!
#250 to #241 - raigen
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(05/11/2013) [-]
2related4me
#239 - maskedguardianmkii
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Alright, I call ******** on this one.
#90 - zomaru
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(05/11/2013) [-]
...... So, this is what rock bottom looks like. Scraping the bottom of the pickle barrel and pulling out 4Chan green text story. Man, You had a good run, but its over, Say Hi to Sonicteam while you're there for me.
#41 - megzzie
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I cannot wait for 21.
I cannot wait for 21.
#25 - ObersterDeutsch
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(05/11/2013) [-]
A McDisaster for the girls!