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#333 - cazabrow ONLINE
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(05/10/2013) [-]
The next fap I have will not be the most pleasurable experience I have had to date

-Cazabrow
#329 - jahnaids
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The one about the ipod has always been true.
Apple doesn't exist.
Apple products don't exist.
#297 - coolcalx
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Y2K WAS an unprecedented crisis, it's just that we managed to fix the problems before the deadline.

The tanks presented to the British military commander probably didn't replace the cavalry. It was more likely later variations that ultimately did.

some rockets genuinely don't work in space, depending on the chemical composition of the fuel. if they use an oxidizer, they won't work in space without a sealed internal combustion chamber. at the time, they assumed rockets wouldn't work outside of the atmosphere because it had nothing to 'push' against, but it turns out Newton's 3rd law works in a vacuum.

it's not like harnessing the power of the atom was easy. it was bound to happen eventually, though.
#300 to #297 - coolcalx
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also, Edison only said that because he was a business man. and a dick.
#304 to #300 - Jeff C
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theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla This comic will sum up his douchiness
#315 to #304 - peanutbraddle
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That actually opens my eyes just a little more.

tl;dr The world would be better off without Thomas Edison, and if you disagree, read the ******* page.
#320 to #315 - peanutbraddle
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oh god. just got to the end of the pic.

Why can't I hold all these feels.

July 10th, Nikola Tesla day
#344 to #320 - simplescience
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If you're interested, there's an Epic Rap Battle of History between Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison.

In it, Edison admits to being a dick.
#244 - brenton
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"Charles Darwing"
#195 - pvtdancer
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#196 to #195 - gibroner
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yes a light bulb that used direct current
#202 to #196 - pvtdancer
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Correct me if I'm wrong, might be, but Lamps use alternating currents, and Light bulbs function with the use of a lamp... So therefore, would not a Light bulb use alternating current?

Not trying to be a dick, just wanna learn
#206 to #202 - gibroner
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light bulbs now use alternating current but when Edison invented his light bulb he used direct current
#212 to #206 - pvtdancer
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Thank you for informing me of this... I need to study up on this stuff
#213 to #212 - gibroner
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glad to help educate you!
#201 to #195 - lebadass
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edison is a patent stealing loser
#204 to #201 - pvtdancer
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Nikola tesla

Edison was a smart man also... but in the culture of times... Who's first, is the winner... isn't that right Alexander Bell...
#208 to #204 - anon
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Dude shut up, your stupid you don't know what your tlaking about.

STOP
#194 - owmyballsack
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**owmyballsack rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Helium? ** mfw my laptop weighs 1.5 tons
#187 - pvtdancer
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I hear this every year after a new model comes out...
#359 to #187 - matttboyagain
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With smartphones that store and play music just like an iPod, iPods and other media players are phasing out.
#108 - peanutbitter
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"Charles Darwing"
#383 - restfullwicked
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funny story about the tank. One of the officers in the british household cavalry in the first world war hated them and refused to give up his horse. a couple of weeks later he was contacted by an old friend who asked how his horse was doing, his response was.
"ah yes, a while back i got lost in the desert, Had to eat the bloody thing. I'll tell you, thats one thing you can't do with a tank."
#295 - ilovemyguns
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"Charles Darwing"

What.
#328 to #295 - mymainsqueeze
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He changed his name to Charles Darwing after he evolved and grew wings.
#249 - WizardOfTheLawl
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"This will not be posted again."
#243 - bobthedilder
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**bobthedilder rolled a random image posted in comment #2038222 at Friendly ** something that shouldve failed
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#235 - charagrin
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The last one confuses me. Why is it here if it is correct?
#268 to #235 - anon
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Supercomputers, no?
#224 - elcreepo
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Mfw I read false predictions

For those that don't know this is the psychic who told the mother of one of the three recently rescued girls who were kidnapped and kept in a cellar for ten years that her daughter was dead. The mother died before her daughter was found and rescued.
#240 to #224 - anon
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psychics are scum
#242 to #240 - elcreepo
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I think the ones you have to actually work hard to find at least try not to be. It's the famous ones that are just plain awful. There was no shame when she was confronted about it by her former fans.
#222 - PopcornOps **User deleted account**
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#230 to #222 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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Technically it won't be. NASA's currently-in-development warp drive alters space to "move," with its actual speed remaining at 0.
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#217 - patrickmiller
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It's funny because Darwin was right and the [Catholic] Church has since said evolution is scientific fact and does not conflict with the faith.
#186 - pvtdancer
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Oh c'mon who's letting the lightbulb write in these?

inb4 someone tells me what that really says
#162 - hudsoLETTERSONLY
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To Robert Fulton: What, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck? I pray you excuse me, I have no time to listen to such nonsense.
-Napoleon I
#272 - mudkipslayer
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Actually, since the dude was writing in 1936, he was kinda on the right track. Hitler nearly DID rape every other european country into oblivion, and only didnt get Britain because he was an impatient dumbass. Then there were the Soviets and Communism spreading. So yeah, democracy did almost die during that time period. Several times.
#20 - lazragoon
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As a trypanophobe, I felt myself shrivel up and die at that needle.
As a trypanophobe, I felt myself shrivel up and die at that needle.