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#74 - andrewjla
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(05/09/2013) [-]
why would anyone need a shelter from the cold war? There was no real fighting...much less bomb dropping...
#76 to #74 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
it might be the constant fear of nuclear annihilation, you ******* retard
#249 to #76 - andrewjla
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(05/10/2013) [-]
and what country was nuked by another country in war since the end of WWII?
#96 to #74 - panamaofjacks
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(05/09/2013) [-]
War... war never changes.
#105 to #74 - manofbeardliness
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(05/09/2013) [-]
This is how close it came to a world wide nuclear holocaust. If the link doesn't work than google Stanislav Petrov.
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#78 to #74 - nerdicorn
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Dude, the public was so brainwashed that they thought the big one was gonna drop, and that shelters would protect them.
#126 to #78 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I was born during the height of the Cuban missile crisis - early 1962 , we lived in winnipeg canada about 2 hour drive from the second largest stockpile of nuclear weapons in the world at the time - North Dakota . My parents were sure that I wouldn't see my first birthday because the Russians would have sent missiles over the north pole to attack North Dakota and everything within 500 miles of there would have been wasteland . Scary **** at the time .
#79 to #78 - oneentity
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Actually shelter would protect you good. Not in case of direct hit tho.
#80 to #79 - nerdicorn
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Radiation is a bitch. I takes about 30 ft of concrete to protect you from it. Also most adults actually believed that if you Ducked and covered then youd be fine.
#85 to #80 - duvallwhitey
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(05/09/2013) [-]
The government knew it wouldn't protect worth a ****, they only used the duck in cover tactics as a way to calm the public. At least the public thought they were safe.
#82 to #80 - oneentity
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I once read that if you manage to stay in basement or underground shelter for about two weeks (food, water, medical supplies,..) your chances are pretty high. Earth insulates the majority of topside radiation and fallout is typically at its worst shortly after the blast and will wear of in some time.
The distance from the ground zero is still crucial.
#143 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Guys! 9gag is starting a war against funnyjunk!!! Funnyjunk army needs to destroy 9fag now!! We will destroy those 9fags!! We funnyjunkers are everywhere, im norwegian while another funnyjunkers is from the other side of the globe. We need to man up now against those 9fags! Go funnyjunk army!! Fj for life!!
#181 to #143 - tomtomvdp
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(05/09/2013) [-]
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#151 to #143 - lookathecomment
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up.
#205 - macarenaoftime
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(05/09/2013) [-]
**macarenaoftime rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at 4chan solves a mystery. ** what else they found in there
#217 to #205 - bandal
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(05/09/2013) [-]
holy sheeeeeeet
#189 - JHDog
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(05/09/2013) [-]
some of the food look good enough to eat, except even if they are edible, I feel like I would have eaten such a valuable piece of history. Then again, it could be delicious because I was back when the U.S. didn't produce so much crap.
#190 to #189 - JHDog
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(05/09/2013) [-]
it*
#146 - alarmdemon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
if i found a fallout shelter in my backyard with a box full of candy,id be soooo happy.
#158 to #146 - jtjas
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(05/09/2013) [-]
i read it in his voice and it sounds really sarcastic
#141 - kynespeace
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(05/09/2013) [-]
#156 to #141 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(05/09/2013) [-]
You and your damn sweets...
You and your damn sweets...
#97 - domesticzombie
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Cool ****. Just don't try and make a profit by selling it to pawnstars. They'll give you 10 dollars for the lot.
#71 - vwanyama
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I'd love a bomb shelter. Not incase we get attacked or anything (well that would be a bonus), it would be a cool place to drink beer and chill out without getting annoyed by anyone.
#77 to #71 - napalmpie
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Dammit, I would make it my bedroom. That would be ******* amazing.
Hell... yeah! Can see that from here! brb, I'm going to buy an excavator and a ******** of concrete.
#166 - Schillsifer
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Its like a mini time capsule!
Its like a mini time capsule!
#157 - vedgetable
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(05/09/2013) [-]
but do his spurs, go jingle jangle jingle
#164 to #157 - wtf man
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(05/09/2013) [-]
was there ever a man like my johnny, like the one they call johnny guitar.
#224 - fillyfel
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah? well i found a bathosphere to Rapture in my backyard, you don't see me bragging about it
#168 - crazyhindu
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(05/09/2013) [-]
First off no you didn't this was front funsubstance which was from reddit. still cool though
#175 to #168 - woodywoodlinson
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(05/09/2013) [-]
What's the second point? You can't say first off if you don't have more to say
#177 to #175 - crazyhindu
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(05/09/2013) [-]
second of all this is from reddit.....i forgot okay
#173 to #168 - TehGirman
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(05/09/2013) [-]
The poster just put in the full post, nowhere did he say that it's his backyard.
#72 - felixjarl
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(05/09/2013) [-]
My guess is that the equipment they found there could be sold as a bundle at a auction and make some great money from it.
My guess is that the equipment they found there could be sold as a bundle at a auction and make some great money from it.
#90 to #72 - cowmoose
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Screw that, I'd chow down on that ****.
Screw that, I'd chow down on that ****.
#65 - whtkid
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(05/09/2013) [-]
People often seem to confuse these things. This is not a fall out shelter, tis a rape cellar. I mean, just look at the candy!! It takes the windowless van to a whole new level!
#37 - Tvfreek
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(05/09/2013) [-]
How to build a bomb shelter.
#45 to #37 - therealtjthemedic
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(05/09/2013) [-]
that looks expensive
#54 to #45 - thegamerslife
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(05/09/2013) [-]
do you even read? it says $150-$200, that is pretty cheap. :D
#222 - redcookiemonster
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I hate to ******* break it to you but... thats a ******* sewer you ignorant ****. Notice the ****. OH and the fact that most fallout shelters, are air tight.
#236 to #222 - rhodesgirl
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#253 to #222 - vatra
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#109 - eternalenki
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Wow, nearly half a century must have passed since that was built, generations born, technology advance, a historic marvel beautifully preserved......and all I can seem to wonder is whether or not that candy's still good
#108 - outlawgentleman
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Since we are on the topic of bombs...I felt this would be an appropriate way to give show I gave you a thumb!
Since we are on the topic of bombs...I felt this would be an appropriate way to give show I gave you a thumb!
#106 - chaossniper
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(05/09/2013) [-]
that **** must be worth something now