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#130 - Take
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(05/08/2013) [-]
i wanna slit my throat with it
#131 to #130 - theblastradius
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Why so simple? A knife like that you could go full on evisceration.
#23 - LocoJoe
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Everyone knows ESEE is far superior.
#135 to #23 - anon
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(05/08/2013) [-]
recon tanto is better
#17 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(05/08/2013) [-]
OMG it can cut through WATER!
#1 - kyoutu
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(05/07/2013) [-]
********
#137 - runningbare
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(05/08/2013) [-]
that looks very usefull for killing large amounts of water in a row,but they never line up like that in nature so getting that knife would be pointless
#134 - vegito
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(05/08/2013) [-]
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#133 - Loppytaffy
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Clearly this is trained water, how would one cut wild water? Nothing too fancy, let's say, a puddle?
#126 - axry
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#124 - barbwirepain
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Useful for when the plastic water bottles become sentient and attempt to take over the world
#41 - sodapops
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(05/08/2013) [-]
I found that to be a really stupid shape for a knife so i had to google it. Apparently It's a self defence knife for people who hasn't learned knife fighting. I think I'll stick to my fällkniven S1.
#45 to #41 - garvielxloken
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Karambits are ******* awesome. Why should I go into in depth knife training when I can just yank out one of these bad boys and go to town on an attacker? ******* perfect self defense knife. I mean I wouldn't use it innawoods but i'd choose it for EDC.
#64 to #45 - deadlyambitions
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(05/08/2013) [-]
besauce someone can weild alonger knife with better accuracy and kill u
#68 to #64 - garvielxloken
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Longer= bigger= slower. Accuracy don't count for jack **** when your guts are already spilled out on the ground.
#73 to #68 - deadlyambitions
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(05/08/2013) [-]
theirs a point where that comes into play but i should say skill with knife fighting.
and also longer blade longer reach
#75 to #73 - garvielxloken
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Same story. It doesn't matter if your knife has a longer reach. Any person with a lick of common sense is going to know that the key to their success is going to be to get in and on top of you as close as they can, and you're not going to be able to stop them. Your greater skill won't mean **** against someone who's using a knife that you don't need skill to use.
#80 to #75 - deadlyambitions
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(05/08/2013) [-]
ok u can run at me with a knife ill grab my katanna lol since reach dont matter lets see how well that ends for u... hmm ill even down size to a machette
#82 to #80 - garvielxloken
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(05/08/2013) [-]
And you'll ******* die, because you'd have to rear your arm back, during which time your attacker will have already have severed every muscle in your right arm, dragged the blade through your throat to take out your jugular and sever your wind pipe, and then finished it off by cutting through the muscles in your OTHER arm. All in two swift motions.
#89 to #82 - deadlyambitions
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(05/08/2013) [-]
i dont have to swing from top to bottom small little precise cuts man jesus
#142 to #89 - garvielxloken
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(05/09/2013) [-]
The autism in you is strong. You're not going to do damage for **** with a machette or a katana if you can't even get half of a swing going. Machettes are more like hitting someone with a damned baseball bat, and a Katana? You can't do **** with a 23 inch long weapon when someone's right on top of you. You can't make "precise little cuts" with a Katana OR a Machette. ******* A, stop being such a mall ninja.
#143 to #142 - deadlyambitions
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(05/09/2013) [-]
mall ninja lol actually i was trained in knife fighting and sword fighting lol so i know how to use both second of all ninjas didnt really use katanas they used mroe of a short sword. small wrist movements with a katana or holding it crosswise can defend easily against a small blade
#145 to #143 - garvielxloken
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(05/09/2013) [-]
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. For one, you can't even EDC a katana. Secondly, if it WERE legal to EDC a Katana, anyone with these nifty little Karambits could kill you in a heart beat because of how small, deadly, and easy they are to use. Oh. My GOD. You're RIGHT...! Ninjas DID use shorter blades, and they kicked the living **** out of Samurai during the Sengoku period. Oh, wait a minute, what was the name of that sword that the Samurai used... Oh, what WAS it....!? Oh yeah. The KATANA. Let me just re-iterate that the Shinobi merced the living **** out of Samurai with their SMALLER weapons.
#146 to #145 - deadlyambitions
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(05/09/2013) [-]
lol it was actually very rare for ninjas and samuris to fight. first and second when they did get killed it was 90% assasination.... u know sneak up at night kinda thing and poisin stab or what ev. and actually I can carry a katana as long as im on my way to trian or from a shop a double edge sword is illegal..
#147 to #146 - garvielxloken
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Just to clarify, you do know what EDC means, right?
#148 to #147 - deadlyambitions
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(05/09/2013) [-]
everyday carry. its all on intent of how they can prosecute you. i actually have prettycalm police around here and i train with some so yea
#149 to #148 - garvielxloken
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(05/09/2013) [-]
You still can't legally EDC a Katana. There are laws against it, plus it would take a backwards retard to do. I don't care how well trained you claim to be. I think you're full of crap and if you really ever tried to use a Katana against a person with a lick of common sense who was using a Karambit, you'd be on the floor bleeding in a heart beat.
#88 to #82 - anon
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(05/08/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure a trained knife fighter, in any situation, is going to top an amateur in a knife fight. There's this thing called 'blocking', you know. Fighting is all about finding the best ways to defend and damage, someone who actually knows what they're doing is going to be able to predict and intercept attacks. There is no knife that you can fight well with when you haven't learned to fight. Not that anyone in the above thread knows how to do that or not
#144 to #88 - garvielxloken
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(05/09/2013) [-]
You don't have room to block in a fight that would occur with this knife, especially since it's use would be in such close proximity. Furthermore, you can't just "predict" what your assailant is going to do... You sound like you've been watching too many cartoons. Superior training does not mean certain victory. If you don't have the right tool for the fight your skills won't count for jack ****. Additionally This is isn't some forum, this is funnyjunk. So this is a comment section, not a thread.
#140 - ultracombo
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(05/08/2013) [-]
What I instantly thought of.
What I instantly thought of.
#138 - bloofy
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(05/08/2013) [-]
Finally, A knife worth stabbin' for.
#136 - shinobidesu
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(05/08/2013) [-]
http://puu.sh/2Pqzn.png
nope.
#123 - xsap
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(05/08/2013) [-]
accidentally drop it on ur dick
#129 to #123 - CaptainWaffles
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(05/08/2013) [-]
No, then you'd be a chick.
#103 - tiltaz
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(05/08/2013) [-]
With this new Spyderco knife you are able to kill up to 6 water bottle in 1 swing.
Now when ever you meat a gank of wild water bottles you may defend yourslef!
#16 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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(05/08/2013) [-]
It's not like he could have cut the water bottles with a mana or a tanto and then held up that little serrated edged thing.

That would be impossible.
#14 - cobrafan
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(05/08/2013) [-]
I love spyderco knives, I carry my Salt edition Dragonfly with me everywhere!
#111 - spawnconnery ONLINE
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(05/08/2013) [-]
It is kinda cool, but I would be more impressed if it was hand made and forged.
#119 to #111 - nightmaren
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(05/08/2013) [-]
It would also be more impressive if it was someone's dick, but then it'd have to go in ****.
It would also be more impressive if it was someone's dick, but then it'd have to go in ****.
#110 - dirtyharrypegs
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(05/08/2013) [-]
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#11 - corso ONLINE
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(05/08/2013) [-]
This is kinda fake.