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#61 - malmsteensg (05/07/2013) [-]
#49 - juggernautoc (05/07/2013) [-]
i read it as "Popeye: Chicken and Bitches"
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/07/2013) [+] (24 replies)
Tattoos are so ******* stupid. It's just a cry for attention, it's basically like saying "ASK ME ABOUT MY TATTOO! ******* LOOK AT IT! I NEED CONSTANT ATTENTION! ******* ASK ME ABOUT IT ALREADY! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE TATTOO! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" ******* attention whores... it's also extremely unprofessional. If someone walked into a job interview for me with a visible tattoo I would send them right out. Not even going to waste my time with that immature **** .
User avatar #27 to #21 - thetattooedone (05/07/2013) [-]
Why be so judgmental? You don't like tattoos or piercings, you don't have to get them. Other people having them doesn't affect your quality of life. I have no problem getting a job with my numerous piercings and tattoos. If someone had a problem with it, then I wouldn't work there. Not a big deal.
User avatar #99 - sketchysketchist (05/08/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Reasonable guidelines about getting tattoos:
1. No pop culture references, eventually people won't get it.
2. Nothing that becomes horrorfying as you age. Tramp stamps, things that say "sexy" "juicy" "cum dumpster" or anything sex related whatsoever, unless you can afford to have it removed by the time you hit 40.
3. No tits, dicks, or anything sexual if you predict seeing yourself in prison anytime soon.
4. If you don't understand it, don't get it. Nothing in chinese or japanese or any language foreign to you. Also, not imagery that you don't fully understand, like a tattoo featuring quotes or symbols from the bible, a book, a movie, or anything you never saw or researched before. Google it for ***** sake.
5. No names and No people you're in a relationship(Your kids names are fine, if you can deal with having sex with your kids on your skin),
6. No magic marker, it's not a tattoo, it's an insult.

Am I missing anything?
User avatar #9 - opa (05/07/2013) [-]
where is that funnyjunk guy who has a funnyjunk/brony tattoo?
User avatar #4 - peezle (05/07/2013) [-]
Thanks for saving us the trip to google images.
User avatar #87 - phoenix grinder (05/07/2013) [-]
the fried egg one wasn't bad..and the fraid of no ghost one was not without merit
User avatar #10 - montanus (05/07/2013) [-]
I would ask for more, but it hurt.
User avatar #104 - cossackwhoop (05/08/2013) [-]
Louisiana fat!
#89 - iamphoenix (05/08/2013) [-]
The first Jesus one is pretty funny.
User avatar #75 - seedymack (05/07/2013) [-]
I love the unicorn fetus in the jelly womb - genuinely do not see that as a bad tattoo.
User avatar #72 - Potatolover (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my favorite is the slut one. it would be ******* great at the time but when youre that old i doubt its funny anymore
User avatar #44 - chuca (05/07/2013) [-]
well people do get paid to have brands tattooed on them, so the popeyes one he might be gettin paid to have it...probably not though...
User avatar #43 - hashtagdouchebag (05/07/2013) [-]
these are good tattoos... just bad tattoo ideas
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/07/2013) [-]
"I aint afraid of no ghost"
#32 - ddrwannabe (05/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I liked the breakfast one. Pretty funny.
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/07/2013) [-]
The prome queen is lookin mighty fine
User avatar #28 - lube (05/07/2013) [-]
Lost it at 'I ain't afraid of no ghost'
User avatar #8 - jokernwa (05/07/2013) [-]
Bad? that old man sets the standard for not to be ****** with.
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