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#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/06/2013) [-]
> 15, working at Dairy Queen
> fat woman with a stache comes to the counter with her fat kid
> orders lots of food
> after I go to clean the woman's bathroom
> open door and hear someone taking a piss
> the toes are pointing towards the toliet though...
> they finish and walk out
> its the stache lady
> we awkwardly look at each other
> i back out the door slowly,didn't return for the rest of the night
#92 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/06/2013) [-]
This is why I visit this site still
#102 - lovetolmao (05/06/2013) [-]
OP, I went back and read all of your McDisaster stories. Two things: one, holy **** some of the people in your area are subhuman. Two, why did you stay there after the first bunch of incidents? The hell you had to put up with doesn't seem worth it.

(pic refers to the storytelling of the McDisasters)
#77 - heroicvenom (05/06/2013) [-]
nope nope nope   
if i were in your place, then i do myself a favor and get the 						****					 out and never come back   
						****					 the customer
nope nope nope
if i were in your place, then i do myself a favor and get the **** out and never come back
**** the customer
User avatar #48 - sanshiiuum (05/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
sirbrentcoe, i'd just like to say that I've recently started working at McDonald's, and everytime I read one of your stories, it reminds me that it could be much, MUCH worse. But its not.
User avatar #56 to #48 - uberhans (05/06/2013) [-]
donchoo mean "MCworse?" harharr
#42 - MrMarioman (05/06/2013) [-]
"Like a soldiers grave on forgien soil"
User avatar #4 - myllamaispurple (05/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Where the Red Fern Grows
#96 - welcometoatl (05/06/2013) [-]
At the McDonald's where I work, we have a lobby/grounds employee working. For $8/hr, there is no way in hell I would have taken as much **** from the shift managers/ people without either demanding a raise or something. According to your stories, it seems that you are seriously over-worked if you're running back and forth from grill to counter. Or from back booth DT to front booth DT. Well my store is pretty big, so i can't imagine all that work being done by one person efficiently.
User avatar #88 - grocer (05/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'll ask again. Why the **** do you stay there?
User avatar #84 - happygrowman (05/06/2013) [-]
and now you fully realize the fact that the same person who made your food, cleaned someone elses **** diaper out of the toilet.
User avatar #79 - TheSnakeShitter (05/06/2013) [-]
This guy knows how to tell a story, this ************ is a bard of epicness.
#73 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/06/2013) [-]
I read half that ******* story holding my breath, great description on the odor.
User avatar #70 - brianpalmer (05/06/2013) [-]
I almost feel bad that I enjoy these so much. Please, keep them coming, Sirbrentcoe.
#50 - felixjarl (05/06/2013) [-]
So you had to blow chunks?
User avatar #49 - limb (05/06/2013) [-]
didnt i just read this on the frontpage?
im not sure now am i having a severe case of daju vu?
User avatar #45 - vizz (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh god these are pure gold.
#43 - kisushima (05/06/2013) [-]
Everyone one of your stories is a highlight of the day. But you realise, you can never stop, right?    
   
Pic related: What I feel when I see the familiar green writing and McDisasters title.
Everyone one of your stories is a highlight of the day. But you realise, you can never stop, right?

Pic related: What I feel when I see the familiar green writing and McDisasters title.
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/06/2013) [-]
this is some damn good **** .
#18 - ujellyofmyusername (05/05/2013) [-]
Yes, more. Give us more!
User avatar #1 - barbwirepain (05/05/2013) [-]
oh god, i feel so sorry for you for that incident
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