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#213 - carnageboy
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#206 - soldiertwo ONLINE
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"i was phone"
#202 - yojo
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"Everyone around you is looking around, confused"
#187 - Nihatclodra ONLINE
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"It is a sin to lay with a woman older than 9."

Then I just wait, and let all the retarded theists die out: leaving only the smarter ones.
#194 to #187 - corundum
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You don't have to be retarded to consider listening to a voice that everyone on the planet miraculously heard.
#200 to #194 - Nihatclodra ONLINE
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If a voice in your head told you to ONLY have sex with prepubescent girls, who obviously can't have children, and you listen to it: I'd say you're pretty retarded. Humanity would die out if everyone listened to it. Basically, I would be stopping the theists who blindly follow what "god" tells them from procreating.
#160 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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"Agh, dammit. Listen, if you can hear me, we've made contact. This system has been an enigma to us for years. If anyone is alive down there, please... Give us a sign...

We're running out of time. They're coming closer.

To both of us."
#137 - agentdennis
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"Would you assholes shut up down there? I'm trying to take a nap."
#127 - cfeuer
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softly whisper "hey..." every 5 seconds.

i think it would effect the monks and the masterbators the most
#114 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Well, while you guys are sitting here thinking of what to say, I'm sitting here noticing the post said you get 1 minute to speak to everybody in the world, but he never said anything about a time limit for being God.
#111 - bitchplzzz
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I'd tell them to **** the nearest person, if its a group, he/she must **** the entire group, or risk being killed by me, god. If this is successful, the entire world will be in an orgy, and whilst this happens, I'll be in my room playing games with the sweet sweet noise of intercourse going on around outside. ... come to think of it, that's just my summer holiday. nevermind
#93 - foop
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The game
#92 - faggottrousers
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I would tell everyone that Asians can read minds.
#94 to #92 - azraelthemage
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This is old news, bro.
#87 - primerpower
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We are now assuming direct control.
#45 - trickytrickster
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I'm actually interested in people's serious answers.
#30 - snakefire
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"9/11 was an inside job"   
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"   
"You are already dead"
"9/11 was an inside job"
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"
"You are already dead"
#51 to #30 - chadpbj
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a7x?
#53 to #51 - snakefire
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Bet'cher ass
Bet'cher ass
#54 to #53 - chadpbj
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Dump your gifs all over my ******* face
#66 to #54 - snakefire
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Thats everything.
Thats everything.
#55 to #54 - snakefire
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I don't have much
I don't have much
#56 to #55 - snakefire
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#57 to #56 - snakefire
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#58 to #57 - snakefire
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#62 to #61 - snakefire
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#63 to #62 - snakefire
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#7 - heartlessrobot
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I'd tell them homosexuals are ok and to shut the **** up about restricting guns. And tell the WBC to kill themselves.
#153 - KylieAnne
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**KylieAnne rolled a random image posted in comment #325 at Boston all the time **
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#35 - anon
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Dear People of the World,

It came into our attention that you all are lazy individuals and egocentric creatures. Start accepting eachother or we can't assure your safety.

We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.