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#213 - carnageboy
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#202 - yojo
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"Everyone around you is looking around, confused"
#187 - Nihatclodra
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"It is a sin to lay with a woman older than 9."

Then I just wait, and let all the retarded theists die out: leaving only the smarter ones.
#194 to #187 - corundum
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You don't have to be retarded to consider listening to a voice that everyone on the planet miraculously heard.
#200 to #194 - Nihatclodra
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If a voice in your head told you to ONLY have sex with prepubescent girls, who obviously can't have children, and you listen to it: I'd say you're pretty retarded. Humanity would die out if everyone listened to it. Basically, I would be stopping the theists who blindly follow what "god" tells them from procreating.
#160 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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"Agh, dammit. Listen, if you can hear me, we've made contact. This system has been an enigma to us for years. If anyone is alive down there, please... Give us a sign...

We're running out of time. They're coming closer.

To both of us."
#157 - ihatecarltonbanks
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I'd honestly just ask them to spare there energy.... this has probably already been stated
#143 - kanade **User deleted account**
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#137 - agentdennis
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"Would you assholes shut up down there? I'm trying to take a nap."
#127 - cfeuer
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softly whisper "hey..." every 5 seconds.

i think it would effect the monks and the masterbators the most
#111 - bitchplzzz
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I'd tell them to **** the nearest person, if its a group, he/she must **** the entire group, or risk being killed by me, god. If this is successful, the entire world will be in an orgy, and whilst this happens, I'll be in my room playing games with the sweet sweet noise of intercourse going on around outside. ... come to think of it, that's just my summer holiday. nevermind
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#93 - foop
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The game
#92 - faggottrousers
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I would tell everyone that Asians can read minds.
#94 to #92 - azraelthemage
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This is old news, bro.
#87 - primerpower
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We are now assuming direct control.
#45 - trickytrickster
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I'm actually interested in people's serious answers.
#30 - snakefire
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"9/11 was an inside job"   
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"   
"You are already dead"
"9/11 was an inside job"
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"
"You are already dead"
#51 to #30 - chadpbj
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a7x?
#53 to #51 - snakefire
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Bet'cher ass
Bet'cher ass
#54 to #53 - chadpbj
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Dump your gifs all over my ******* face
#66 to #54 - snakefire
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Thats everything.
Thats everything.
#55 to #54 - snakefire
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I don't have much
I don't have much
#56 to #55 - snakefire
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#210 - fdgftw
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Wake up.
Please wake up.
#147 - ninootendoo
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"Hitler did nothing wrong"
#76 - shunkahawolf
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kill them....kill them all
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#6 - anon
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OP is a faggot