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User avatar #165 - fukkendragonite (05/03/2013) [-]
"Hello my creations, don't be alarmed. This is God speaking. First thing: I do exist. Second thing: **** , snort and blaspheme as much as you want. But the moment you seriously begin to hurt other people, whether directly or indirectly, you're sealing yourself a place in Hell. Inspire and be inspired, and don't be a dick. God out."

#178 to #165 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
I like how you're trying to send a somewhat serious message while everyone else is just trying to freak others out and cause panic.
#182 to #178 - fukkendragonite (05/03/2013) [-]
If there was a big guy in the sky, he would want you to just be happy in your own skin, and to love His other creations and to care for each other. Just don't be a dick. Be happy as long as you don't leave victims doing so.
User avatar #156 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/03/2013) [-]
"Kill them. Kill them all."
#173 to #156 - pinkpoofcloud (05/03/2013) [-]
I like the way you think.
User avatar #99 - drtrousersnake (05/03/2013) [-]
tell them "Hitler Did Nothing Nothing Wrong" would of been the best Mountain Dew flavor
User avatar #96 - lukap (05/03/2013) [-]
******* your family is the way to heaven
User avatar #29 - captfuckhead (05/03/2013) [-]
"you guys got the ten commandments all wrong. Your clothing pisses me off."

Yeah, you'll inevitably end up with the people who REALLY shouldn't be naked in public being naked....but you gotta take the good with the bad.
User avatar #206 - soldiertwo (05/03/2013) [-]
"i was phone"
User avatar #202 - yojo (05/03/2013) [-]
"Everyone around you is looking around, confused"
User avatar #144 - welfarekid (05/03/2013) [-]
"Hey, this is your conscience speaking.."
that's it. confuse them for the rest of their life.
+1
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User avatar #137 - agentdennis (05/03/2013) [-]
"Would you assholes shut up down there? I'm trying to take a nap."
User avatar #127 - cfeuer (05/03/2013) [-]
softly whisper "hey..." every 5 seconds.

i think it would effect the monks and the masterbators the most
User avatar #114 - OsamaBinLadenz (05/03/2013) [-]
Well, while you guys are sitting here thinking of what to say, I'm sitting here noticing the post said you get 1 minute to speak to everybody in the world, but he never said anything about a time limit for being God.
+1
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#49 - elyiia (05/03/2013) [-]
"Pssst, do a barrel roll"
User avatar #50 to #49 - roll (05/03/2013) [-]
lol
#45 - trickytrickster (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm actually interested in people's serious answers.
#30 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [-]
"9/11 was an inside job"   
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"   
"You are already dead"
"9/11 was an inside job"
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"
"You are already dead"
User avatar #51 to #30 - chadpbj (05/03/2013) [-]
a7x?
#53 to #51 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [-]
Bet'cher ass
Bet'cher ass
User avatar #54 to #53 - chadpbj (05/03/2013) [-]
Dump your gifs all over my ******* face
#66 to #54 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [-]
Thats everything.
Thats everything.
#55 to #54 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [-]
I don't have much
I don't have much
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd tell them homosexuals are ok and to shut the **** up about restricting guns. And tell the WBC to kill themselves.
#82 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
"Jesus, listen... I think they are comfortable with what they have right now instead of this "1 wish per human"-idea you have, don't you agree?"
*pause*
"YOU KNOW WHAT JESUS? I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! THAT'S RIGHT, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR PETS YOU NEEDY LITTLE ***********! ALL YOU EVER TELL ME IS "dad, they are fighting again", "Dad, some of them seem pissed at you for some reason." WELL GUESS WHAT? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! LOOK AT THEM, DO YOU SEE THAT? ALL THEY DO IS STARE AND WAIT FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN! well they are in luck... something IS going to happen today... HELL WILL HAPPEN! THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR PET'S ARE GOING TO YOUR BROTHER STAN. BOB, STEVE, SANDY. THEY ARE ALL GOING TO HIM TODAY, I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM... well okay, Dave up in Sweden can stay. he's okay I guess. but the rest of 'em Stan... I still can't believe they think he's evil, I mean they can't even spell his name right... crap, i think i made all of them prophets... oh well, i'll fix it... aaaand do-"

now watch them.
#83 to #82 - wanicochil (05/03/2013) [-]
Ok then
Ok then
#19 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
"You are now blinking manually"
User avatar #149 to #19 - dsgbiohazard (05/03/2013) [-]
I like breathing manually better, the blinking one doesn't really work with me.
User avatar #166 to #149 - ghettograndpa (05/03/2013) [-]
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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