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User avatar #439 - ouiouisucklepeepee (04/30/2013) [-]
last guy's little sister was a drawer in her past life what's so scary about that
User avatar #415 - elf (04/30/2013) [-]
My older sister whos out of the house had a sleep walking/talking issue...one night she was whispering and crying I hate you while standing directly over me with her long hair in front of her face...then she punched me and went back to sleep...I was 10....Only time I pissed my bed after the age of 4...
#351 - hastrel (04/30/2013) [-]
When I was six my room had no curtains and huge windows that went down almost to the floor. I had a giant military Australian flag over the window as a curtain. The flag was thin and almost see through. One night I woke up to dull red eyes at the window, looking through the curtain. I must have stared for a while they blinked, then went away. I have no idea why I didn't scream...
#99 - mericaisgreat (04/30/2013) [-]
wut
wut
#40 - ewamcnamara (04/29/2013) [-]
I work in this restaurant that used to be an old train station, the kitchen and pub pub dinning room are on the the first floor and there is a fancy dinning area up stairs with about 4 separate rooms for parties and such. After service one night me and a few servers were hanging out in the upstairs at a table at the bar having a few drinks when we heard footsteps coming from the other room. The four of us were the only ones in the building and everything had been locked up. The manager made a joke about there being a ghost and just after that two paintings fell off the wall and a bottle of grey goose flew off the shelf. Haven't been upstairs at night since.
#577 - grantika (05/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #582 to #580 - grantika (05/01/2013) [-]
doesn't mean you have to be a DICK.
#556 - snotnose (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
ive had a few past life dreams, all of them vivid... like i was actually remembering a memory you know? one of them was in a historical England setting, i was a Knight named "Sir Gregory" and i was sent off to fight these savage looking people who covered themselves with mud and blue paint.. they used spears and other crude weapons but they was white skinned.. i should mention at this point i had this dream as a small child and i had NO information about Medieval history aside from say, Masters of the universe. and thats about as Medieval as world of warcraft honestly..

one of the savage men stabbed me in my rib cage with his long spear.. i fell over in my extremely shiny, beautifully mirrored armor, and died..

then next thing i know im watching this amazingly beautiful red-headed maiden walk up to me and lay flowers on my corpse while i lay on a long marble slab out in a green meadow FULL of flowers and the most incredible green grass ive ever seen...

her long red hair covers my body "still in the mirrored armor, but now with mud and other dirt covering part of it" she sings a song and up until about 8 years ago i had heard nothing like it, till i watched the Dark Crystal and heard "The Funeral song" being played by the male hero character.. freaky stuff indeed.. all these years i can still remember that scene like it was yesterday, just like a memory.. of course NOW i have all sorts of interests in Medieval history, but back then? hardly if at all.

i also had a dream of me standing in a field FULL of bodies of other japanese solders.. and i stood there holding my sword among all of them filled with the most horrible feeling of guilt ive EVER felt. even in my waking life.. ive never felt guilt like this before.. or since.. suddenly i turn my sword around and push the hilt into the muddy blood soaked ground and then push myself in to it.. and then i woke up..

i know these are probably just dreams, but i still feel like they had SOME meaning...
User avatar #605 to #556 - darthdingo (05/02/2013) [-]
I'll be honest, this seems hard to believe. Still, who am I to say this is all lies. It's possible, after all.
Either way, it's interesting to know that in the past lives you were a knight, and a warrior. Both of which will hopefully be avoided if you want a peaceful life.
User avatar #470 - alreadyexiststho (04/30/2013) [-]
Here's a creepy story for you.

When I was in 6th grade, I was sleeping at my best friends house for the night. We made a bed on her living room floor so we could watch pirates of the carribbean, but we fell asleep during the movie and when I woke up it was around 3 am and the menu screen was on the tv, so there was a glow in the room. Their living room had a large wall of glass french doors that opened out to a pool (they were kind of wealthy) and in the reflection of the doors I could see the room. And in the reflection, at the foot of our bed, was the silouhette of a man kneeling, just staring at us. I couldn't see any details, like eyes or anything, but it was definitely 100% there and when I would look to my feet, there was nothing there. However, the sillouhette stayed in the reflection. I looked back and forth between my feet and the reflection in the window for a good 10 minutes, making sure I was awake but trying not to let ON that I was awake, because at that point I was scared shit less.

After about 10 minutes I reached over to wake up my friend and literally tore her from the bed to run into the other room. I was completely hysterical and her mom had to come sit with me for the rest of the night. I still don't know what it was.
#427 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
...That last one...
#416 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
When I was like 10 I think I went to a house in my town. Everyone told scary storys about cutted dogheads . View of my friends used to climb the fence and walk to the house. When I got there I walked trough the trees seeing a black figure walking towards me. Freaked the shit out of me!And as I looked back there was nothing! I still dont know what or who it was that I saw in the trees.
#442 to #423 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #414 - madalice (04/30/2013) [-]
As a child, I saw figures and shadows but there was always one that looked the same no matter what. To this day that same shadow is attached to me and no matter what he's here to stay. Motherfucker scared me at night after I had a dream of standing on a pile of bodies while chopping a person's head off. This happened when I was turning 5 the night before my birthday.
User avatar #405 - madalice (04/30/2013) [-]
My birthday made by creepy things children say. Awesome. lol
User avatar #157 - mrgoodlove (04/30/2013) [-]
OP it'd be great if you could find some more like this.
#144 - filipnocd (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm doing some college ennoblement stuff and I'm kind of a pussy when it comes to these kinds of things. I can't resist. But now I have to go downstairs while everyone is asleep and print sheit for my enrollment. Fuck you OP I think I'll just do it tomorrow. But then again thank you, I haven't been creeped out in a while and I kind of like it. It makes me sleep better at night in a way.
#135 - smlsbrgnbrgn (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Same thing as the 4rh comment happens to my lil bro.
He fucking breaks shit and does bad stuff (like disobey) and when i aske him whats wrong he says while graving his head with both hands (IDK i can't controll my brain, He tell me to do stuff i don't want to)
He's fucking 5 years old
MFW i hear him say weird shit like that
User avatar #129 - drluck (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"My brain is telling me to do things i don't want to".
same here, but its my penis. and its telling me to fap.
#123 - SirSheepy (04/30/2013) [-]
>mfw this entire fucking page, man,
#106 - Her (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I used to have an over-active imagination (Still do but I can control it better now)   
I would see the vacuum cleaner moving and coming at me, and I couldn't make it stop. Often I would go into a daze and stare at nothing in particular, but the walls and air particles would all be moving in front of my eyes. I often see people and figures out of the corner of my eye, sometimes right in front of my vision. Like I'll be walking somewhere and I'll see a guy. He'll be solid so I think he's just someone else walking. But as soon as he is out of my vision (he passes behind a tree, other people, etc...) he never re-appears and there is no way he could have just left otherwise. Every person I see is different.   
When I was younger I used to wake up with strange marks and bruises on my body, and I often wake up violently (jump up in bed and smack my face on the wall next to me, wake up as I'm kicking and lashing out in bed, I once woke up to find all of my sheets thrown across the room. If there's someone else in the bed with me, I also end up punching or headbutting them once or twice, and I always whine in my sleep. Luckily I don't remember most of my nightmares.   
The most common thing that happens to me is when I'm trying to sleep and it's dark. I'll see a lot of dark human figures passing back and forth right in front of me.   
But here's the worst part; when I close my eyes, they're still there, walking around in the darkness of my eyelids.
I used to have an over-active imagination (Still do but I can control it better now)
I would see the vacuum cleaner moving and coming at me, and I couldn't make it stop. Often I would go into a daze and stare at nothing in particular, but the walls and air particles would all be moving in front of my eyes. I often see people and figures out of the corner of my eye, sometimes right in front of my vision. Like I'll be walking somewhere and I'll see a guy. He'll be solid so I think he's just someone else walking. But as soon as he is out of my vision (he passes behind a tree, other people, etc...) he never re-appears and there is no way he could have just left otherwise. Every person I see is different.
When I was younger I used to wake up with strange marks and bruises on my body, and I often wake up violently (jump up in bed and smack my face on the wall next to me, wake up as I'm kicking and lashing out in bed, I once woke up to find all of my sheets thrown across the room. If there's someone else in the bed with me, I also end up punching or headbutting them once or twice, and I always whine in my sleep. Luckily I don't remember most of my nightmares.
The most common thing that happens to me is when I'm trying to sleep and it's dark. I'll see a lot of dark human figures passing back and forth right in front of me.
But here's the worst part; when I close my eyes, they're still there, walking around in the darkness of my eyelids.
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