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#341 - datgermanguy (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW reading the comments here
MFW reading the comments here
#317 - thebrothersmachado (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I remember when I was younger nothing scary happened to me and I turned alright.
#310 - nephritho (04/30/2013) [-]
mfw I start reading the first creepy child post as "I was ******* my two year old."
#303 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
I read the first line as "I was ******* my two year old."

**** you, internet.
#302 - arialynx (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#1 - ezzay (04/29/2013) [-]
Not funny but creepy as 						****					. you get a thumb.
Not funny but creepy as **** . you get a thumb.
#577 - grantika ONLINE (05/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #582 to #580 - grantika ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
doesn't mean you have to be a DICK.
#556 - snotnose (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
ive had a few past life dreams, all of them ***** ... like i was actually remembering a memory you know? one of them was in a historical England setting, i was a Knight named "Sir Gregory" and i was sent off to fight these savage looking people who covered themselves with mud and blue paint.. they used spears and other crude weapons but they was white skinned.. i should mention at this point i had this dream as a small child and i had NO information about Medieval history aside from say, Masters of the universe. and thats about as Medieval as world of warcraft honestly..

one of the savage men stabbed me in my rib cage with his long spear.. i fell over in my extremely shiny, beautifully mirrored armor, and died..

then next thing i know im watching this amazingly beautiful red-headed maiden walk up to me and lay flowers on my corpse while i lay on a long marble slab out in a green meadow FULL of flowers and the most incredible green grass ive ever seen...

her long red hair covers my body "still in the mirrored armor, but now with mud and other dirt covering part of it" she sings a song and up until about 8 years ago i had heard nothing like it, till i watched the Dark Crystal and heard "The Funeral song" being played by the male hero character.. freaky stuff indeed.. all these years i can still remember that scene like it was yesterday, just like a memory.. of course NOW i have all sorts of interests in Medieval history, but back then? hardly if at all.

i also had a dream of me standing in a field FULL of bodies of other japanese solders.. and i stood there holding my sword among all of them filled with the most horrible feeling of guilt ive EVER felt. even in my waking life.. ive never felt guilt like this before.. or since.. suddenly i turn my sword around and push the hilt into the muddy blood soaked ground and then push myself in to it.. and then i woke up..

i know these are probably just dreams, but i still feel like they had SOME meaning...
User avatar #605 to #556 - darthdingo ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
I'll be honest, this seems hard to believe. Still, who am I to say this is all lies. It's possible, after all.
Either way, it's interesting to know that in the past lives you were a knight, and a warrior. Both of which will hopefully be avoided if you want a peaceful life.
#427 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
...That last one...
User avatar #414 - madalice ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
As a child, I saw figures and shadows but there was always one that looked the same no matter what. To this day that same shadow is attached to me and no matter what he's here to stay. ************ scared me at night after I had a dream of standing on a pile of bodies while chopping a person's head off. This happened when I was turning 5 the night before my birthday.
User avatar #405 - madalice ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
My birthday made by creepy things children say. Awesome. lol
#397 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
Not my kid, but my cousin, who I was in charge of babysitting for a night-
"Good night, Christopher"
"Oh, I'm not scared"
"Not scared of what?"
"The Metal Men"
"Metal Men...?"
"Yes, the Metal Men that come out of the walls. Good night, Elliott!"
I did not get any sleep that night.
Little kid ******* scared me, he was like 30 months old.
#396 - pvtdancer (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me, 17
>April 30, 2013
>Sitting at the computer on funnjunk
>Reading these creepy ass comments and content
>be zoned in on the stories, striaght visualization mode
>something grabs my leg
OMGWHATTHEIMMORTALTIDDLYDOO
>Have a mini stroke
>It was my cat

#366 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My mom has told me many times how when i was little, i kept asking her stuff like ' where is the 2nd Sun?' or apparently about the 'small silver men that visit me often'..
User avatar #129 - drluck (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"My brain is telling me to do things i don't want to".
same here, but its my penis. and its telling me to fap.
#123 - SirSheepy (04/30/2013) [-]
>mfw this entire ******* page, man,
#106 - Her (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I used to have an over-active imagination (Still do but I can control it better now)   
I would see the vacuum cleaner moving and coming at me, and I couldn't make it stop. Often I would go into a daze and stare at nothing in particular, but the walls and air particles would all be moving in front of my eyes. I often see people and figures out of the corner of my eye, sometimes right in front of my vision. Like I'll be walking somewhere and I'll see a guy. He'll be solid so I think he's just someone else walking. But as soon as he is out of my vision (he passes behind a tree, other people, etc...) he never re-appears and there is no way he could have just left otherwise. Every person I see is different.   
When I was younger I used to wake up with strange marks and bruises on my body, and I often wake up violently (jump up in bed and smack my face on the wall next to me, wake up as I'm kicking and lashing out in bed, I once woke up to find all of my sheets thrown across the room. If there's someone else in the bed with me, I also end up punching or headbutting them once or twice, and I always whine in my sleep. Luckily I don't remember most of my nightmares.   
The most common thing that happens to me is when I'm trying to sleep and it's dark. I'll see a lot of dark human figures passing back and forth right in front of me.   
But here's the worst part; when I close my eyes, they're still there, walking around in the darkness of my eyelids.
I used to have an over-active imagination (Still do but I can control it better now)
I would see the vacuum cleaner moving and coming at me, and I couldn't make it stop. Often I would go into a daze and stare at nothing in particular, but the walls and air particles would all be moving in front of my eyes. I often see people and figures out of the corner of my eye, sometimes right in front of my vision. Like I'll be walking somewhere and I'll see a guy. He'll be solid so I think he's just someone else walking. But as soon as he is out of my vision (he passes behind a tree, other people, etc...) he never re-appears and there is no way he could have just left otherwise. Every person I see is different.
When I was younger I used to wake up with strange marks and bruises on my body, and I often wake up violently (jump up in bed and smack my face on the wall next to me, wake up as I'm kicking and lashing out in bed, I once woke up to find all of my sheets thrown across the room. If there's someone else in the bed with me, I also end up punching or headbutting them once or twice, and I always whine in my sleep. Luckily I don't remember most of my nightmares.
The most common thing that happens to me is when I'm trying to sleep and it's dark. I'll see a lot of dark human figures passing back and forth right in front of me.
But here's the worst part; when I close my eyes, they're still there, walking around in the darkness of my eyelids.
User avatar #83 - quantumlegend ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
This video was uploaded onto FJ a while back. It's a documentary called "The Boy Who Lived Before" and follows a boy who claims his actual family lives in some random island, and describes things pretty accurately. They also talk about some even weirder cases of this phenomenon.
And from this post and these comments I can say this is getting really ******* weird.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wh0OsVtdeE
User avatar #15 - kirbyking (04/29/2013) [-]
I apparently once snuck into my parents room when my dad was taking a nap from working all night, climbed the bed and woke him up by hovering over him and whispering "A knife can kill you faster than a gun..." and running away. I was 4.
#5 - voltjr (04/29/2013) [-]
I don't know why i was reminded of this... but it somehow made me feel better after seeing it.   
   
   
   
I am a very sick person.
I don't know why i was reminded of this... but it somehow made me feel better after seeing it.



I am a very sick person.
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