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#310 - nephritho (04/30/2013) [-]
mfw I start reading the first creepy child post as "I was ******* my two year old."
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#303 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
I read the first line as "I was ******* my two year old."

**** you, internet.
#302 - arialynx (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #299 - mcroflskates (04/30/2013) [-]
This is why I always assume every little kid is a crazed maniac who kills people for fun.
#295 - iwebby (04/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #253 - lasmamoe (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I was sitting in my kitchen alone one night about a year ago, at around 2 am, doing the usual stuff (eating things and looking at stuff on the internet).
We have a clock on the wall that makes a little clicking sound when the timer moves. Suddenly i hear this loud spinning noise, like the clicking sound, but sped up. I look up at the watch and the timers are going absolutely nuts, like spinning around at 20mph in different directions. They do this for about 30 seconds and then boom, stop at 3:15.
The clock did this a couple of times, always at the same time, until i told my parents that we needed a new clock.
We got a new entirely different clock, and put it up on the same spot on the wall.
It worked for a couple of weeks, until one night i am sitting like always alone in the kitchen at 2 am.. Suddenly i hear this ******* spinning noise again, and i look up at the clock.
It is going ******* like the old clock, spinning around and stopping at 3:15.

We had this exact same **** going on with 3 different clocks, i **** you not.
#245 - trolololcat (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A couple years ago I lived in a house briefly that had something really creepy about it. At night, if you walked down the hallway, in the dark it would seem like it went on forever.

Multiple times at night, my boyfriend heard (and I heard it once) a loud scream as if from an animal coming from somewhere nearby in the woods. (The place was a neighborhood, but still surrounded by woods.) As if something had been killed.

pic related, barely visible - And once in the middle of the day, my boyfriend's sister and I were sitting in the living room doing stuff. I looked out the window once, then a few minutes later did it again, and a cross had appeared on it. As if someone had written it with their finger when the window had condensation on it, although it was totally dry. Neither of us had moved, and were looking away from the window before we noticed it.

Later when we showed everyone else, we looked around and realized that there were crosses just like that on all the windows on that side of the house. We believe it was something good trying to protect us from whatever was evil about that house.
User avatar #593 - aririnkitaku (05/01/2013) [-]
There was once this time when I had a 30-Minute power cut.

Creepy stuff I tell you.
User avatar #590 - edzero (05/01/2013) [-]
Hm hm hm hm hm hm...
The child of darkness shall gather together once more...
You can't escape the inevidable fate humans...YOU WIL DIE!!!
DIE!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!
#542 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
all right so this is not creepy but it is still somewhat spiritual. when i was 6, my grandfather on my dads side died in a fire and afterwords my parents told me that whenever i saw a rainbow, that was him watching over me. a few months before i turned 14 my other grandfather passed away due to prostate cancer, that june (he died in may) we had a big party for mine and my sisters birthday and it started to rain, after the rain, we saw a double rainbow and a cloud that changed shapes from a cross to an angel.
now for something creepy. my first time in upstate new york i went fishing for trout with my dad and uncle we each caught our daily limit of 3. we cooked them up that night and when i went to bed afterword. my bed was near a window and i heard something like dogs claws on wood. we were leaving the next morning when my uncles neighbor told him there was a bear in the neighborhood the previous night.
#366 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My mom has told me many times how when i was little, i kept asking her stuff like ' where is the 2nd Sun?' or apparently about the 'small silver men that visit me often'..
#337 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Holy **** .

I'd still hit it, but still, holy **** .
User avatar #335 - cantfindausername (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The second to last one made me laugh for some reason.
#357 to #335 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean 'for some reason'? it was funny
#301 - shiningblossom (04/30/2013) [-]
Mine sister sleep walked during the night and one night we were at the caravan, I was sat up watching TV (she's 8 years younger than me) and she walked through and pee'd all over the kitchen floor, I walked over to see her and looked up through her mess of hair, screamed and attacked me. Eventually got a hold of her and took her back to bed *bad dream* cleaned up. I decided to go to bed about 2 hours later and she was stood next to my bed (we have different rooms) and she had my camping knife and she swung at me.
Next morning she was talking about my wee brother - her elder brother - who died at birth, saying she had been playing with him the night before... She also said they tried to kill me...
Well, **** that **** . She was 3 at the time. About a fortnight later she was at nursery and set a fire, big ass bonfire. Blamed "the man with the tight crumpled skin" which we took as a man with burn injuries...
#271 - Xyhpon (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Apparently I sleep talk really bad sometimes and people have had full conversations with me (which I have no recollection of). Other times I've been known to grunt, mumble or have angry conversations with myself. Once I decided to pass out pretty early and woke my friend up from laughing very slowly and creepily for about 3 minutes. He wasn't able to sleep at all for the rest of the night and since then will only come over if he can have the tv on. Not exactly creepy but I find it kind of funny.
User avatar #270 - gingershavetrolls (04/30/2013) [-]
I have a cousin like that. When he was like 3, he would tell us about his wife called Lathika. He said that the army took her away and he is never going to see her again. He's now 20 and doesn't ever remember saying anything like that. We're a Sri Lankan Buddhist family, so we believe that it is indeed from a prior life. We don't know any slutbag called Lathika.
User avatar #43 - weirdvintagegirl ONLINE (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This little boy I know has been taught to bend his finger and say frightening things in a low, scratchy voice like the kid off of "The Shining".
User avatar #15 - kirbyking (04/29/2013) [-]
I apparently once snuck into my parents room when my dad was taking a nap from working all night, climbed the bed and woke him up by hovering over him and whispering "A knife can kill you faster than a gun..." and running away. I was 4.
#5 - voltjr (04/29/2013) [-]
I don't know why i was reminded of this... but it somehow made me feel better after seeing it.   
I am a very sick person.
I don't know why i was reminded of this... but it somehow made me feel better after seeing it.

I am a very sick person.
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