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#511 - mattdoggy ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Guess i'll share some creepy kid stories

>be babysitting my nephew one night at a beach house and we are playing some halo. He asks if we can play some halo together, and i say when i'm done with this match but to go get a controller plugged in. He turns on two controllers and i tell him i already have one so he should turn the other off. He just looks at me and says "it not for you, it for him. He mad if you take it from him. He want play too. He hide in shadow now". I was so freaked out because we were in a really old beach house, needless to say i left the controller on and let it be afk for all the matches we played.

>be driving with a friend who is with their little sister and we are driving through the middle of nowhere and she says "can we give her a ride". Me and my friend both look out to see what's out there and there is nothing or no one. We continue on to where we are going and drop her off with her grandfather. Amongst all her talking she mentions the lady in the road and the grandpa just goes white as a sheet. We ask him whats wrong and he says some lady died out on a hill when a carriage hit her during a storm. He said every few weeks for the past few centuries since she died that someone has seen her, especially on dark cloudy nights. Needless to say, we took a different way home.
User avatar #237 - robotgoose (04/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Figured I could share some of my own scary experiences.

When I was around 6-8, I slept in a sort of bunk bed (but just one bed, so there was empty space underneath for having your desk there etc.)
The bed was located alongside a wall, with the ladder leading up to the bed itself being right next to the door to my room.
I kept having nightmares/thinking about a skeleton man with torn clothes and a single eye climbing up this ladder and staring right at me.
I was 100% sure that this really happened each night so I always lay under the cover, with my eyes wide open, facing the wall.
This led to me sleeping very little each night and I always woke up sweating like a pig.
You probably don't find this scary in the slightest, but I at that time was terrified, every night for maybe 2-3 years.

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#280 to #250 - Xyhpon (04/30/2013) [-]
Seriously? You guys get to go to friggin haunted castles in 4th grade field trips? That's stupid. You know where I went for 4th grade field trips? Down the street to a goddamn Albertsons(Kind of crappy grocery store for non-amerifags).
#40 - ewamcnamara (04/29/2013) [-]
I work in this restaurant that used to be an old train station, the kitchen and pub pub dinning room are on the the first floor and there is a fancy dinning area up stairs with about 4 separate rooms for parties and such. After service one night me and a few servers were hanging out in the upstairs at a table at the bar having a few drinks when we heard footsteps coming from the other room. The four of us were the only ones in the building and everything had been locked up. The manager made a joke about there being a ghost and just after that two paintings fell off the wall and a bottle of grey goose flew off the shelf. Haven't been upstairs at night since.
#1 - ezzay (04/29/2013) [-]
Not funny but creepy as 						****					. you get a thumb.
Not funny but creepy as **** . you get a thumb.
User avatar #439 - ouiouisucklepeepee (04/30/2013) [-]
last guy's little sister was a drawer in her past life what's so scary about that
User avatar #415 - elf (04/30/2013) [-]
My older sister whos out of the house had a sleep walking/talking issue...one night she was whispering and crying I hate you while standing directly over me with her long hair in front of her face...then she punched me and went back to sleep...I was 10....Only time I pissed my bed after the age of 4...
#396 - pvtdancer (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me, 17
>April 30, 2013
>Sitting at the computer on funnjunk
>Reading these creepy ass comments and content
>be zoned in on the stories, striaght visualization mode
>something grabs my leg
OMGWHATTHEIMMORTALTIDDLYDOO
>Have a mini stroke
>It was my cat

#351 - hastrel (04/30/2013) [-]
When I was six my room had no curtains and huge windows that went down almost to the floor. I had a giant military Australian flag over the window as a curtain. The flag was thin and almost see through. One night I woke up to dull red eyes at the window, looking through the curtain. I must have stared for a while they blinked, then went away. I have no idea why I didn't scream...
#310 - nephritho (04/30/2013) [-]
mfw I start reading the first creepy child post as "I was ******* my two year old."
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#302 - arialynx (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #299 - mcroflskates ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
This is why I always assume every little kid is a crazed maniac who kills people for fun.
#295 - iwebby (04/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #253 - lasmamoe (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I was sitting in my kitchen alone one night about a year ago, at around 2 am, doing the usual stuff (eating things and looking at stuff on the internet).
We have a clock on the wall that makes a little clicking sound when the timer moves. Suddenly i hear this loud spinning noise, like the clicking sound, but sped up. I look up at the watch and the timers are going absolutely nuts, like spinning around at 20mph in different directions. They do this for about 30 seconds and then boom, stop at 3:15.
The clock did this a couple of times, always at the same time, until i told my parents that we needed a new clock.
We got a new entirely different clock, and put it up on the same spot on the wall.
It worked for a couple of weeks, until one night i am sitting like always alone in the kitchen at 2 am.. Suddenly i hear this ******* spinning noise again, and i look up at the clock.
It is going ******* like the old clock, spinning around and stopping at 3:15.

We had this exact same **** going on with 3 different clocks, i **** you not.
#245 - trolololcat (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A couple years ago I lived in a house briefly that had something really creepy about it. At night, if you walked down the hallway, in the dark it would seem like it went on forever.

Multiple times at night, my boyfriend heard (and I heard it once) a loud scream as if from an animal coming from somewhere nearby in the woods. (The place was a neighborhood, but still surrounded by woods.) As if something had been killed.

pic related, barely visible - And once in the middle of the day, my boyfriend's sister and I were sitting in the living room doing stuff. I looked out the window once, then a few minutes later did it again, and a cross had appeared on it. As if someone had written it with their finger when the window had condensation on it, although it was totally dry. Neither of us had moved, and were looking away from the window before we noticed it.

Later when we showed everyone else, we looked around and realized that there were crosses just like that on all the windows on that side of the house. We believe it was something good trying to protect us from whatever was evil about that house.
#198 - weirddark ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
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#136 - freshbakedrolls (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
About the ages 2-7 i would sleep walk. A pretty normal thing except my sleep walking consisted of me going to the mirror in the hall way and laughing evilly until my dad was forced by my mom to come out and take me back to bed. this would happen nightly. I also remember my toys would move around like they would be in one place but then when i came back one would be out in the hall near the mirror. My bed would also shake and i would hear whispers a lot too. Up until we moved out of that house i slept walked about once a month my last one was when i was14 my friend spent the night. i sat in the dark for 2 hours and my family couldnt get me upstairs. My friend said i kept mumbling something about mommy and daddy. 						*******					 creepy as 						****					. i believe it was a child ghost completely harmless. Sometimes if i listen closely enough i can still hear the whispers at night.   
   
mfw
About the ages 2-7 i would sleep walk. A pretty normal thing except my sleep walking consisted of me going to the mirror in the hall way and laughing evilly until my dad was forced by my mom to come out and take me back to bed. this would happen nightly. I also remember my toys would move around like they would be in one place but then when i came back one would be out in the hall near the mirror. My bed would also shake and i would hear whispers a lot too. Up until we moved out of that house i slept walked about once a month my last one was when i was14 my friend spent the night. i sat in the dark for 2 hours and my family couldnt get me upstairs. My friend said i kept mumbling something about mommy and daddy. ******* creepy as **** . i believe it was a child ghost completely harmless. Sometimes if i listen closely enough i can still hear the whispers at night.

mfw
User avatar #129 - drluck (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"My brain is telling me to do things i don't want to".
same here, but its my penis. and its telling me to fap.
#99 - mericaisgreat (04/30/2013) [-]
wut
wut
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