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#511 - mattdoggy
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Guess i'll share some creepy kid stories

>be babysitting my nephew one night at a beach house and we are playing some halo. He asks if we can play some halo together, and i say when i'm done with this match but to go get a controller plugged in. He turns on two controllers and i tell him i already have one so he should turn the other off. He just looks at me and says "it not for you, it for him. He mad if you take it from him. He want play too. He hide in shadow now". I was so freaked out because we were in a really old beach house, needless to say i left the controller on and let it be afk for all the matches we played.

>be driving with a friend who is with their little sister and we are driving through the middle of nowhere and she says "can we give her a ride". Me and my friend both look out to see what's out there and there is nothing or no one. We continue on to where we are going and drop her off with her grandfather. Amongst all her talking she mentions the lady in the road and the grandpa just goes white as a sheet. We ask him whats wrong and he says some lady died out on a hill when a carriage hit her during a storm. He said every few weeks for the past few centuries since she died that someone has seen her, especially on dark cloudy nights. Needless to say, we took a different way home.
#429 - spangle
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#316 - fukyeahraptorr
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#1 - ezzay
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Not funny but creepy as ****. you get a thumb.
Not funny but creepy as ****. you get a thumb.
#439 - ouiouisucklepeepee
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(04/30/2013) [-]
last guy's little sister was a drawer in her past life what's so scary about that
#415 - elf
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My older sister whos out of the house had a sleep walking/talking issue...one night she was whispering and crying I hate you while standing directly over me with her long hair in front of her face...then she punched me and went back to sleep...I was 10....Only time I pissed my bed after the age of 4...
#396 - pvtdancer
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>Be me, 17
>April 30, 2013
>Sitting at the computer on funnjunk
>Reading these creepy ass comments and content
>be zoned in on the stories, striaght visualization mode
>something grabs my leg
OMGWHATTHEIMMORTALTIDDLYDOO
>Have a mini stroke
>It was my cat

#399 to #396 - multimedia
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Fukkin cats, man. It's like they exist just to torment us humans.

But they're so cuteeee....
#351 - hastrel
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When I was six my room had no curtains and huge windows that went down almost to the floor. I had a giant military Australian flag over the window as a curtain. The flag was thin and almost see through. One night I woke up to dull red eyes at the window, looking through the curtain. I must have stared for a while they blinked, then went away. I have no idea why I didn't scream...
#310 - nephritho
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mfw I start reading the first creepy child post as "I was ******* my two year old."
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#302 - arialynx
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#535 to #302 - burningsmurfs
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#299 - mcroflskates
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This is why I always assume every little kid is a crazed maniac who kills people for fun.
#295 - iwebby
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#253 - lasmamoe
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I was sitting in my kitchen alone one night about a year ago, at around 2 am, doing the usual stuff (eating things and looking at stuff on the internet).
We have a clock on the wall that makes a little clicking sound when the timer moves. Suddenly i hear this loud spinning noise, like the clicking sound, but sped up. I look up at the watch and the timers are going absolutely nuts, like spinning around at 20mph in different directions. They do this for about 30 seconds and then boom, stop at 3:15.
The clock did this a couple of times, always at the same time, until i told my parents that we needed a new clock.
We got a new entirely different clock, and put it up on the same spot on the wall.
It worked for a couple of weeks, until one night i am sitting like always alone in the kitchen at 2 am.. Suddenly i hear this ******* spinning noise again, and i look up at the clock.
It is going ******* like the old clock, spinning around and stopping at 3:15.

We had this exact same **** going on with 3 different clocks, i **** you not.
#286 to #253 - trolololcat
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That's a good one, ******* creepy and original. (different theme than a lot of these is what I mean)
#300 to #253 - dementedllama
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Stop sitting in the kitchen alone at 2 am?
#304 to #300 - lasmamoe
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But that's my favorite time of the day
#245 - trolololcat
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A couple years ago I lived in a house briefly that had something really creepy about it. At night, if you walked down the hallway, in the dark it would seem like it went on forever.

Multiple times at night, my boyfriend heard (and I heard it once) a loud scream as if from an animal coming from somewhere nearby in the woods. (The place was a neighborhood, but still surrounded by woods.) As if something had been killed.

pic related, barely visible - And once in the middle of the day, my boyfriend's sister and I were sitting in the living room doing stuff. I looked out the window once, then a few minutes later did it again, and a cross had appeared on it. As if someone had written it with their finger when the window had condensation on it, although it was totally dry. Neither of us had moved, and were looking away from the window before we noticed it.

Later when we showed everyone else, we looked around and realized that there were crosses just like that on all the windows on that side of the house. We believe it was something good trying to protect us from whatever was evil about that house.
#285 to #245 - funnyshirt
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That is probably the creepiest thing.
#198 - weirddark
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#136 - freshbakedrolls
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About the ages 2-7 i would sleep walk. A pretty normal thing except my sleep walking consisted of me going to the mirror in the hall way and laughing evilly until my dad was forced by my mom to come out and take me back to bed. this would happen nightly. I also remember my toys would move around like they would be in one place but then when i came back one would be out in the hall near the mirror. My bed would also shake and i would hear whispers a lot too. Up until we moved out of that house i slept walked about once a month my last one was when i was14 my friend spent the night. i sat in the dark for 2 hours and my family couldnt get me upstairs. My friend said i kept mumbling something about mommy and daddy. ******* creepy as ****. i believe it was a child ghost completely harmless. Sometimes if i listen closely enough i can still hear the whispers at night.   
   
mfw
About the ages 2-7 i would sleep walk. A pretty normal thing except my sleep walking consisted of me going to the mirror in the hall way and laughing evilly until my dad was forced by my mom to come out and take me back to bed. this would happen nightly. I also remember my toys would move around like they would be in one place but then when i came back one would be out in the hall near the mirror. My bed would also shake and i would hear whispers a lot too. Up until we moved out of that house i slept walked about once a month my last one was when i was14 my friend spent the night. i sat in the dark for 2 hours and my family couldnt get me upstairs. My friend said i kept mumbling something about mommy and daddy. ******* creepy as ****. i believe it was a child ghost completely harmless. Sometimes if i listen closely enough i can still hear the whispers at night.

mfw
#248 to #136 - fuzzyballs
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when you "listen close enough" you're actually looking for it
and when you look for stuff like that, you'll find it

your brain is ******* with you buddy
#129 - drluck
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"My brain is telling me to do things i don't want to".
same here, but its my penis. and its telling me to fap.
#164 to #129 - stocxt
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you DONT want to fap?
#171 to #164 - drluck
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it gets boring after the second or third time. im just like. im not even horny
and my dick is like, idc brah. we gunna fap again
#99 - mericaisgreat
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wut
wut
#9 - stallwallwriter
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