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User avatar #492 - ninjask (04/30/2013) [-]
My 2 year old nephew who was basically incapable of speech at the time was playing with a toy bus one day. He held the bus up in the air, said "you burn in the fire now" and then smashed the bus into the wall.
He didn't talk for the rest of the week.
#491 - alreadyexiststho (04/30/2013) [-]
Oh, one more thing, and this is probably the creepiest **** you'll ever experience.

I was in a psych ward with a schizophrenic girl a few years ago. We were sort of friendly with each other, because we were the only two bulimics there and we felt sort of out of place. She didn't talk much about the things she saw, but she described these tall, black, shadowy figures that walk around. Apparently they took her cat, and said if she didn't do what she told them they'd kill her cat. She kept saying she had to go find her cat but was scared to because she didn't want them to hurt her.

Since then, I've had contact with a few other schizophrenics and i've done some research as well. It turns out that it isn't uncommon for schizophrenics to describe tall, shadowy figures walking around. And it just makes you think...what if these people aren't hallucinating, and can just see the things we cant? There are other similarities in schizophrenia too, ones that I wont go into. But you should do some research if you're interested. It really is fascinating.
#454 - Achmedisfunneh (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you missed the best one IMO
User avatar #439 - ouiouisucklepeepee (04/30/2013) [-]
last guy's little sister was a drawer in her past life what's so scary about that
User avatar #415 - elf (04/30/2013) [-]
My older sister whos out of the house had a sleep walking/talking issue...one night she was whispering and crying I hate you while standing directly over me with her long hair in front of her face...then she punched me and went back to sleep...I was 10....Only time I pissed my bed after the age of 4...
#396 - pvtdancer (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me, 17
>April 30, 2013
>Sitting at the computer on funnjunk
>Reading these creepy ass comments and content
>be zoned in on the stories, striaght visualization mode
>something grabs my leg
OMGWHATTHEIMMORTALTIDDLYDOO
>Have a mini stroke
>It was my cat

#351 - hastrel (04/30/2013) [-]
When I was six my room had no curtains and huge windows that went down almost to the floor. I had a giant military Australian flag over the window as a curtain. The flag was thin and almost see through. One night I woke up to dull red eyes at the window, looking through the curtain. I must have stared for a while they blinked, then went away. I have no idea why I didn't scream...
#310 - nephritho (04/30/2013) [-]
mfw I start reading the first creepy child post as "I was ******* my two year old."
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#302 - arialynx (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #299 - mcroflskates ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
This is why I always assume every little kid is a crazed maniac who kills people for fun.
#295 - iwebby (04/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #253 - lasmamoe (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I was sitting in my kitchen alone one night about a year ago, at around 2 am, doing the usual stuff (eating things and looking at stuff on the internet).
We have a clock on the wall that makes a little clicking sound when the timer moves. Suddenly i hear this loud spinning noise, like the clicking sound, but sped up. I look up at the watch and the timers are going absolutely nuts, like spinning around at 20mph in different directions. They do this for about 30 seconds and then boom, stop at 3:15.
The clock did this a couple of times, always at the same time, until i told my parents that we needed a new clock.
We got a new entirely different clock, and put it up on the same spot on the wall.
It worked for a couple of weeks, until one night i am sitting like always alone in the kitchen at 2 am.. Suddenly i hear this ******* spinning noise again, and i look up at the clock.
It is going ******* like the old clock, spinning around and stopping at 3:15.

We had this exact same **** going on with 3 different clocks, i **** you not.
#245 - trolololcat (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A couple years ago I lived in a house briefly that had something really creepy about it. At night, if you walked down the hallway, in the dark it would seem like it went on forever.

Multiple times at night, my boyfriend heard (and I heard it once) a loud scream as if from an animal coming from somewhere nearby in the woods. (The place was a neighborhood, but still surrounded by woods.) As if something had been killed.

pic related, barely visible - And once in the middle of the day, my boyfriend's sister and I were sitting in the living room doing stuff. I looked out the window once, then a few minutes later did it again, and a cross had appeared on it. As if someone had written it with their finger when the window had condensation on it, although it was totally dry. Neither of us had moved, and were looking away from the window before we noticed it.

Later when we showed everyone else, we looked around and realized that there were crosses just like that on all the windows on that side of the house. We believe it was something good trying to protect us from whatever was evil about that house.
#198 - weirddark (04/30/2013) [-]
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#136 - freshbakedrolls (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
About the ages 2-7 i would sleep walk. A pretty normal thing except my sleep walking consisted of me going to the mirror in the hall way and laughing evilly until my dad was forced by my mom to come out and take me back to bed. this would happen nightly. I also remember my toys would move around like they would be in one place but then when i came back one would be out in the hall near the mirror. My bed would also shake and i would hear whispers a lot too. Up until we moved out of that house i slept walked about once a month my last one was when i was14 my friend spent the night. i sat in the dark for 2 hours and my family couldnt get me upstairs. My friend said i kept mumbling something about mommy and daddy. 						*******					 creepy as 						****					. i believe it was a child ghost completely harmless. Sometimes if i listen closely enough i can still hear the whispers at night.   
   
mfw
About the ages 2-7 i would sleep walk. A pretty normal thing except my sleep walking consisted of me going to the mirror in the hall way and laughing evilly until my dad was forced by my mom to come out and take me back to bed. this would happen nightly. I also remember my toys would move around like they would be in one place but then when i came back one would be out in the hall near the mirror. My bed would also shake and i would hear whispers a lot too. Up until we moved out of that house i slept walked about once a month my last one was when i was14 my friend spent the night. i sat in the dark for 2 hours and my family couldnt get me upstairs. My friend said i kept mumbling something about mommy and daddy. ******* creepy as **** . i believe it was a child ghost completely harmless. Sometimes if i listen closely enough i can still hear the whispers at night.

mfw
User avatar #129 - drluck (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"My brain is telling me to do things i don't want to".
same here, but its my penis. and its telling me to fap.
#99 - mericaisgreat (04/30/2013) [-]
wut
wut
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