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#429 - spangle
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#333 - imsodone
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when i was 6 years old i dad stabbed me with a kitchen knife in the stomach, i spent 3 weeks in a koma. During my "sleep" i remembered how the feeling of being stabbed was familiar, and when i thought about it for some time, i started to remember a battlefield at the foot of a mountain and a temple to my right with trees on both sides of the temple, the armor of my "enemies" were that of leather and silk, i was wearing a roman armor and helmet.


2 months ago i visited Italy and went to vesuvius, at the foot of the mountain was that temple(slightly modified but i can swear to god thats the one) after i did some research about all of the things i can remember i can probbably say that i was a roman soldier who died in that battlefield from a stab wound to the heart, if anyone has ever heard of the myth "birth marks are where you died in your past life", i have a large brown birthmark starting at my shoulder and darkens as it goes down all the way to my last rib. and the darkest spot is just under my heart.

Coincidence? i think not.
#347 to #333 - pomegranate
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birthmark pics or it didnt happen
#348 to #347 - imsodone
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yea cuz i coudnt edit a birthmark to my chest on photoshop.. have some faith or dont belive me, which ever you choose i dont care.
#358 to #348 - anon
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pics anyway
#367 to #358 - imsodone
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That'd be awhile since i will have to go out now, in sweden we have a tradition of lighting a large fire today. but i promise to delivar later.. ill have a timestamp aswell so hopefully you will belive i haven't photoshoped it, maybe 6-8 hours..
#377 to #333 - defeats
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I have a small birthmark on my chin... I don't know what cool deaths could have come from that...
#520 to #377 - duckslikegrapestoo
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spike through the head?
#389 to #333 - afrojackson
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i have a birthmark on my dick... someone really ****** me up in my last life...
#353 to #333 - Laurenboo
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Strangely enough i have a very pale birth mark on the nape of my neck. And ever since i can remember i have had a fear of anyone touching my throat or neck...
#167 - fireblazing
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Uhhhhh.....that ****** pretty ****** up.

On the other hand, I strangled a chicken with my bare hands when i was a kid..
#424 to #167 - soloparasiempre
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YFW
YFW
#40 - ewamcnamara
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I work in this restaurant that used to be an old train station, the kitchen and pub pub dinning room are on the the first floor and there is a fancy dinning area up stairs with about 4 separate rooms for parties and such. After service one night me and a few servers were hanging out in the upstairs at a table at the bar having a few drinks when we heard footsteps coming from the other room. The four of us were the only ones in the building and everything had been locked up. The manager made a joke about there being a ghost and just after that two paintings fell off the wall and a bottle of grey goose flew off the shelf. Haven't been upstairs at night since.
#439 - ouiouisucklepeepee
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last guy's little sister was a drawer in her past life what's so scary about that
#415 - elf
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My older sister whos out of the house had a sleep walking/talking issue...one night she was whispering and crying I hate you while standing directly over me with her long hair in front of her face...then she punched me and went back to sleep...I was 10....Only time I pissed my bed after the age of 4...
#396 - pvtdancer
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>Be me, 17
>April 30, 2013
>Sitting at the computer on funnjunk
>Reading these creepy ass comments and content
>be zoned in on the stories, striaght visualization mode
>something grabs my leg
OMGWHATTHEIMMORTALTIDDLYDOO
>Have a mini stroke
>It was my cat

#399 to #396 - multimedia
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Fukkin cats, man. It's like they exist just to torment us humans.

But they're so cuteeee....
#351 - hastrel
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When I was six my room had no curtains and huge windows that went down almost to the floor. I had a giant military Australian flag over the window as a curtain. The flag was thin and almost see through. One night I woke up to dull red eyes at the window, looking through the curtain. I must have stared for a while they blinked, then went away. I have no idea why I didn't scream...
#310 - nephritho
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mfw I start reading the first creepy child post as "I was ******* my two year old."
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#302 - arialynx
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#535 to #302 - burningsmurfs
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#299 - mcroflskates
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This is why I always assume every little kid is a crazed maniac who kills people for fun.
#295 - iwebby
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#253 - lasmamoe
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I was sitting in my kitchen alone one night about a year ago, at around 2 am, doing the usual stuff (eating things and looking at stuff on the internet).
We have a clock on the wall that makes a little clicking sound when the timer moves. Suddenly i hear this loud spinning noise, like the clicking sound, but sped up. I look up at the watch and the timers are going absolutely nuts, like spinning around at 20mph in different directions. They do this for about 30 seconds and then boom, stop at 3:15.
The clock did this a couple of times, always at the same time, until i told my parents that we needed a new clock.
We got a new entirely different clock, and put it up on the same spot on the wall.
It worked for a couple of weeks, until one night i am sitting like always alone in the kitchen at 2 am.. Suddenly i hear this ******* spinning noise again, and i look up at the clock.
It is going ******* like the old clock, spinning around and stopping at 3:15.

We had this exact same **** going on with 3 different clocks, i **** you not.
#286 to #253 - trolololcat
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That's a good one, ******* creepy and original. (different theme than a lot of these is what I mean)
#300 to #253 - dementedllama
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Stop sitting in the kitchen alone at 2 am?
#304 to #300 - lasmamoe
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But that's my favorite time of the day
#245 - trolololcat
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A couple years ago I lived in a house briefly that had something really creepy about it. At night, if you walked down the hallway, in the dark it would seem like it went on forever.

Multiple times at night, my boyfriend heard (and I heard it once) a loud scream as if from an animal coming from somewhere nearby in the woods. (The place was a neighborhood, but still surrounded by woods.) As if something had been killed.

pic related, barely visible - And once in the middle of the day, my boyfriend's sister and I were sitting in the living room doing stuff. I looked out the window once, then a few minutes later did it again, and a cross had appeared on it. As if someone had written it with their finger when the window had condensation on it, although it was totally dry. Neither of us had moved, and were looking away from the window before we noticed it.

Later when we showed everyone else, we looked around and realized that there were crosses just like that on all the windows on that side of the house. We believe it was something good trying to protect us from whatever was evil about that house.
#285 to #245 - funnyshirt
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That is probably the creepiest thing.
#198 - weirddark
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#136 - freshbakedrolls
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About the ages 2-7 i would sleep walk. A pretty normal thing except my sleep walking consisted of me going to the mirror in the hall way and laughing evilly until my dad was forced by my mom to come out and take me back to bed. this would happen nightly. I also remember my toys would move around like they would be in one place but then when i came back one would be out in the hall near the mirror. My bed would also shake and i would hear whispers a lot too. Up until we moved out of that house i slept walked about once a month my last one was when i was14 my friend spent the night. i sat in the dark for 2 hours and my family couldnt get me upstairs. My friend said i kept mumbling something about mommy and daddy. ******* creepy as ****. i believe it was a child ghost completely harmless. Sometimes if i listen closely enough i can still hear the whispers at night.   
   
mfw
About the ages 2-7 i would sleep walk. A pretty normal thing except my sleep walking consisted of me going to the mirror in the hall way and laughing evilly until my dad was forced by my mom to come out and take me back to bed. this would happen nightly. I also remember my toys would move around like they would be in one place but then when i came back one would be out in the hall near the mirror. My bed would also shake and i would hear whispers a lot too. Up until we moved out of that house i slept walked about once a month my last one was when i was14 my friend spent the night. i sat in the dark for 2 hours and my family couldnt get me upstairs. My friend said i kept mumbling something about mommy and daddy. ******* creepy as ****. i believe it was a child ghost completely harmless. Sometimes if i listen closely enough i can still hear the whispers at night.

mfw
#248 to #136 - fuzzyballs
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when you "listen close enough" you're actually looking for it
and when you look for stuff like that, you'll find it

your brain is ******* with you buddy
#129 - drluck
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"My brain is telling me to do things i don't want to".
same here, but its my penis. and its telling me to fap.
#164 to #129 - stocxt ONLINE
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you DONT want to fap?
#171 to #164 - drluck
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it gets boring after the second or third time. im just like. im not even horny
and my dick is like, idc brah. we gunna fap again
#99 - mericaisgreat
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wut
wut
#9 - stallwallwriter
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