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#273 - snotnose
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(04/30/2013) [-]
my cousin back when she was only 2 or 3 told me about how "The Dark Prince talks to her at night at the foot of her bed when mom and dad turn off the lights and tell me to go to sleep" i swear to ******* GOD im not making that **** up.. that creeped me out for ******* YEARS! she is 20 now, i told her about it and she looked at me like i had a cock growing out of my head.
#269 - JwBread
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(04/30/2013) [-]
My 5 year old nephew gets out of bed in the middle of the night and sits at the top of the stairs laughing and talking, and when I ask him who he's talking to, he usually says that his friend called Captain who is old talks to him. He stopped this for a few months, and then one night a few weeks ago, my 3 year old nephew started shouting at the 5 year old in the middle of the night, asking him to make Captain shut up because he couldn't sleep.
I don't like going in their room anymore.
#255 - eetukka
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(04/30/2013) [-]
The only thing that even closely resembles anything like this is that i could speak fluent english (i'm finnish) when i was 5 and when my dad asked where i learned english is said ''Mr Johnson taught me''. My dad told me recently that this Johnson was a exchange student who died in a car accident near where i was born.
#176 - sodapops
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(04/30/2013) [-]
My daughter told me some weird **** when she wasaround 3-4 years old. She told me very seriously about her other grandparents, who lived so far away that you had to both fly and go by train to get there. Her other grandfather had no hair, and no milk in the refrigerator. Their names were Gaddil and Hogge and to be fair that does sound a lot like scandinavian / old norse [thrall] names from 1000-1500 years ago. Or maybe even Saami.I'll write that off as vivid imagination or I would freak myself out big time.

****, I started googling. Gáddjá is an old traditional saami name and so is Duoŋgi. It doesn't look like it but they sound about right. Maybe I should tell her Adnala dáv rejnav or Mån ähtjáv duv just to see if she reacts.
#161 - diespitris
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(04/30/2013) [-]

I drank some paint thinner when I was a toddler.

On a serious note, if you could find some more of these that would be awesome.
#218 to #161 - ketsianto
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(04/30/2013) [-]
drank flea poison and ate that **** you sprinkle on the carpet before
you vacuum...
#181 to #161 - Deanoss
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(04/30/2013) [-]
i used to eat ********* of cigarette butts as a kid apparently
#165 to #161 - sittingwhale
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#205 to #165 - unicornmangina
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(04/30/2013) [-]
i nealr y ate a slug once but my mum saw and threw it away
#422 - dinosaurballs
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(04/30/2013) [-]
My baby sister who's barely 1 year old screams something that sounds like,"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!" when I don't play her favorite cartoon. It's as if she's threatening to summon The Flying Dutchmen or something..
#588 to #422 - ifuckedadogonce
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(05/01/2013) [-]
I THINK I JUST PISSED MYSELF FROM LAUGHING SO HARD.
#383 - fancys
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(04/30/2013) [-]
#354 - themuffinmaan
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(04/30/2013) [-]
moral of the story, don't reproduce.
#308 - nanapopo [OP]
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Wow this comment section progressed better than I could ever have imagined.  You guys have some creepy ass stories. -OP
Wow this comment section progressed better than I could ever have imagined. You guys have some creepy ass stories. -OP
#293 - yoloswaggins
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(04/30/2013) [-]
This comment section is legit spooky as ****.   
   
gif... related?
This comment section is legit spooky as ****.

gif... related?
#231 - heeveejeevees
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(04/30/2013) [-]
My younger brother was still a year old when he learned how to count and speak fluently. At first we thought he was born genius and we asked him how he does that. He said " Mr.gumgum taught me to count and speak everyday." as he points to a wall that resembles a face.
#260 to #231 - nustix ONLINE
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Isn't it really common for children to have an imaginairy friend? He might still be a genius but he made it game of it with an imaginary friend?
#284 to #260 - heeveejeevees
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(04/30/2013) [-]
yea except his imaginary friend was a spooky ass talking wall.
#324 to #284 - thebrothersmachado
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(04/30/2013) [-]
yeah **** that wall who cares if the kid becomes a ruh tard No scary wall is teaching my kid ****
#342 to #324 - heeveejeevees
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(04/30/2013) [-]
no **** brah
#213 - goondas
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I missread the very first line as "I was ******* in my two year old."

Wut?
#184 - nockae
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(04/30/2013) [-]
When my cousins daughter was maybe 2 and a half she started laughing at an empty doorway at maybe 7:30 (it was dark out) while the rest of us were eating dinner. When my cousin went over to ask her what she was laughing at she said 'Uncle Phil is funny", Phil was my cousins brother who died before my cousin was born.
#175 - trollchildxy
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(04/30/2013) [-]
MFW 3rd one.
MFW 3rd one.
#179 to #175 - mostlywater
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I laughed so damn hard reading that gif
#173 - huszti
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(04/30/2013) [-]
when i last visited my daughter (nearly 3 years old; she's living with my ex, 500km away from me) she said (translated):
"Fear" (she always just says "fear" when she's afraid of something)
"what do you fear?"
"Mum"

that really gave me chills.
#180 to #173 - nockae
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Must be the language.
#182 to #180 - huszti
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#185 to #182 - nockae
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(04/30/2013) [-]
What? I didn't find it scary or whatever, so i figured it's probably more scary in whatever language you speak.
#188 to #185 - huszti
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(04/30/2013) [-]
it was rather scary for me because i know her mum is kinda irresponsible. i am concerned because while we were still a couple and lived together she did some really crazy ****.
#190 to #188 - nockae
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Oh makes sense then.
Have a cat.
#192 to #190 - huszti
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(04/30/2013) [-]
that's one cute little ******.   
   
thanks for the cat and have a nice day/evening/night
that's one cute little ******.

thanks for the cat and have a nice day/evening/night
#134 - Cleavland Steamer
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(04/30/2013) [-]
zoopity boop
#111 - demandsgayversion
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(04/30/2013) [-]
>be me, 9 years old
>bit of a bully
>pick on kid, let's call him Jeremy
>quiet kid, never talks
>creepy, always drawing pictures of dead people
>that's why he's picked on
>see picture of him on top of a mountain, bloody people at the bottom
>amazingly detailed, one of the kids looks like me
>stupid little kid brain trying to pick a fight to be tough
>"You think I'll be dead at the bottom of the mountain, let's go outside and fight!"
>kid doesn't say anything
>I start pushing him at recess
>teacher lady comes to break up the fight
>he bites her in the tit and punches me in the face
>suspended
>he comes back in a couple days
>comes up to me
>"thank you"
>>Jeremy spoke in class today
>>King Jeremy the wicked
>>Ruled his world
#178 to #111 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Saw that one coming as soon as you said "mountain"
#522 to #111 - gloomysunday
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Saw it coming. Well done.
#97 - ilovemyguns
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I was babysitting (gay job but whatever **** you) and the kid, who was ~2 1/2, said "I remember when I was the daddy and daddy was the my spot."
#532 to #97 - burningsmurfs
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(04/30/2013) [-]
The my spot? I am not making fun but is that by chance a typo? Freaky either way though.
#85 - fancys
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I apparently carved a face (not a smiley or anything) into a wall. It's still there, and looks really ******* weird.
I used to sleep with my eyes open. God I was one ****** up child..
#108 to #85 - aurelianopeachdoor
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(04/30/2013) [-]
wat
#14 - lesmiserables
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Once I was baby-sitting my brothers, they had been bugging me all day, so at 9 I told them to stop playing games and go to bed, but my oldest little brother (he was 7) wouldn't and just continued playing, so I carried him to bed, while he was screaming. He was fake crying for 15 minutes, then he just sat up, looked me dead in the eye and said he was going to piss in my mouth when I fell asleep. He fell asleep 4 hours after.