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#273 - snotnose (04/30/2013) [-]
my cousin back when she was only 2 or 3 told me about how "The Dark Prince talks to her at night at the foot of her bed when mom and dad turn off the lights and tell me to go to sleep" i swear to ******* GOD im not making that **** up.. that creeped me out for ******* YEARS! she is 20 now, i told her about it and she looked at me like i had a cock growing out of my head.
User avatar #269 - JwBread (04/30/2013) [-]
My 5 year old nephew gets out of bed in the middle of the night and sits at the top of the stairs laughing and talking, and when I ask him who he's talking to, he usually says that his friend called Captain who is old talks to him. He stopped this for a few months, and then one night a few weeks ago, my 3 year old nephew started shouting at the 5 year old in the middle of the night, asking him to make Captain shut up because he couldn't sleep.
I don't like going in their room anymore.
#255 - eetukka (04/30/2013) [-]
The only thing that even closely resembles anything like this is that i could speak fluent english (i'm finnish) when i was 5 and when my dad asked where i learned english is said ''Mr Johnson taught me''. My dad told me recently that this Johnson was a exchange student who died in a car accident near where i was born.
#200 - jasonlaiyh (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
<Unrelated picture

You know, as a Chinese, we have a belief that people are reincarnated with a blank state of memory, but those who still harbor memories of their past lives were due to not drinking a type of soup that aims to erase all the memories after they died.

Also, babies and toddlers are believed to possess the third eye, which progressively becomes weaker as they grow older. That's why most Chinese (at least that's what a lot here do in Malaysia, if not in other countries) would bring a baby at least when visiting a house they want to buy, just to check for those things.
#67 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Some weird things happened to me too.I can remember when I was around three or four. I was living with my Mother and Stepfather.
we lived in this dirty little apartment. My Step Father was a heavy set man, who loved to go to yard sales. We would always leave really early in the morning. But there was this one time... We stopped by a decrepit building. It was two stories, falling apart at the foundations. It was an old school house that was set to be demolished. My Mother and Stepfather were looking around, and I managed to sneak away, and go upstairs. I remember seeing all these kids... Lots of them. I can't really remember solid details, just that they were really nice and they wanted to play. My mom comes looking for me and sees me running around an empty room laughing and talking. Of course, she questioned me as to who I was speaking to. I looked up at her, and said. "Mommy, don't you see all the other kids? They see you." My mom noped the **** out and Left my step dad soon after.
User avatar #186 to #67 - MythBuster (04/30/2013) [-]
"my mom noped the **** out" one of the most classic lines that i have ever heard in my life!!
User avatar #508 - jarofdirt (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Alright, here's spooky one:
>me two years ago
>spending time in our country house
>pretty much isolated from the outside world, closest house is several kilometers away
>past midnight
>still awake, can't sleep due to squeaky bed
>shadows flicker outside the window
>start getting creeped out
>blood-curdling scream, sounds like a woman getting murdered in the woods
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>barge into my parents' bedroom, yelling something about murder
>they heard it too
>arm ourselves with knives and look out the window
>turns out it was a ******* bird
>damn thing squeals again and flies off into the dark
>can't sleep for the rest of the night, still pretty rattled
>I swore it sounded like a banshee
User avatar #440 - TATTYBOJANGLES (04/30/2013) [-]
I've had a few extremely creepy experiences in my life. They started after a relationship I had with a girl who suffered with sleep paralysis & night terrors. Long story short, she would be terrorized in her dreams by a old man in a bowler hat, then the paralysis would set in and she'd be strangled by a horrible old woman who sat on her chest pinning her down. Nothing out of the ordinary there, until I woke up one night while she was having an attack and I saw them too. We broke up shortly after that. I actually wrote a creepy pasta based on what happened to us. That was hands down the most terrifying thing that ever happened to me in my life.

I'm pretty sure there's a ghost in my parents house too. When I was younger I was staying up late watching TV in the living room, when a lamp fell as if it had been thrown across the room. This was a big lamp, made of metal, on the center of a table, not a coffee table, a dining room sized table.
Also, the bathroom light will turn on in the middle of the night by itself, then you can hear footsteps walking down the hallway.
The thing that disturbs me about that the most is that my Dad who is militantly atheist, not a believer in spirituality in any way shape or form, has seen a ghost standing in front of him in the living room.
User avatar #422 - dinosaurballs (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My baby sister who's barely 1 year old screams something that sounds like,"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!" when I don't play her favorite cartoon. It's as if she's threatening to summon The Flying Dutchmen or something..
#354 - themuffinmaan (04/30/2013) [-]
moral of the story, don't reproduce.
User avatar #315 - SirFail (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i can remember this so clearly it freaks me out to the point of panic sometimes:
When i was 5 i used to come down stairs in the morning around 6 to watch cartoons before school. One day i was sat watching scooby doo and my mothers candle set on the fire place shattered. I got up to see what had happened when i heard a tapping on the window. i turned and see 3 long bony talon-fingers reaching up from below the window (outside) and they were steadily tapping against the glass. Soon another set appeared and the gripped the window and pulled. A giant misshapen black leathery body covered in scars and blood pulled itself into my view and resting on its shoulders was a a mans head with huge wolf-like ears with a bone white mask(v for vendetta style without the guy fawkes face that cut off just below the nose) huge teeth, too big for him to close his mouth fully, dripping with dark liquid, i could see his eyes like smoldering coals staring at me through the holes in the mask. i literally was catatonic at this point not caring i was standing on glass or that i was hyperventilating. it stared it me then opened its mouth wider and clenched its talons into a spear head shape and pulled back. it was at this point i screamed, ran out the room upstairs into my mothers room and dived into her quilts where i eventually sobbed myself to sleep. Days later, a child was found mauled supposedly by a wild dog. Needless to say im rather afraid of ground floor windows/mirrors at night time now while on my own at least in case something like that happens again.
#308 - nanapopo (04/30/2013) [-]
Wow this comment section progressed better than I could ever have imagined.  You guys have some creepy ass stories. -OP
Wow this comment section progressed better than I could ever have imagined. You guys have some creepy ass stories. -OP
#293 - yoloswaggins (04/30/2013) [-]
This comment section is legit spooky as 						****					.   
   
gif... related?
This comment section is legit spooky as **** .

gif... related?
User avatar #231 - heeveejeevees (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My younger brother was still a year old when he learned how to count and speak fluently. At first we thought he was born genius and we asked him how he does that. He said " Mr.gumgum taught me to count and speak everyday." as he points to a wall that resembles a face.
User avatar #158 - jtwagner (04/30/2013) [-]
My wife has a video of her as a child telling her mom about how she was a fighter pilot and she crashed in the pacific. She was 3 at the time.
#134 - Cleavland Steamer (04/30/2013) [-]
zoopity boop
User avatar #111 - demandsgayversion (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be me, 9 years old
>bit of a bully
>pick on kid, let's call him Jeremy
>quiet kid, never talks
>creepy, always drawing pictures of dead people
>that's why he's picked on
>see picture of him on top of a mountain, bloody people at the bottom
>amazingly detailed, one of the kids looks like me
>stupid little kid brain trying to pick a fight to be tough
>"You think I'll be dead at the bottom of the mountain, let's go outside and fight!"
>kid doesn't say anything
>I start pushing him at recess
>teacher lady comes to break up the fight
>he bites her in the tit and punches me in the face
>suspended
>he comes back in a couple days
>comes up to me
>"thank you"
>>Jeremy spoke in class today
>>King Jeremy the wicked
>>Ruled his world
User avatar #97 - ilovemyguns (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was babysitting (gay job but whatever **** you) and the kid, who was ~2 1/2, said "I remember when I was the daddy and daddy was the my spot."
#85 - fancys (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I apparently carved a face (not a smiley or anything) into a wall. It's still there, and looks really ******* weird.
I used to sleep with my eyes open. God I was one ****** up child..
#14 - lesmiserables (04/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Once I was baby-sitting my brothers, they had been bugging me all day, so at 9 I told them to stop playing games and go to bed, but my oldest little brother (he was 7) wouldn't and just continued playing, so I carried him to bed, while he was screaming. He was fake crying for 15 minutes, then he just sat up, looked me dead in the eye and said he was going to piss in my mouth when I fell asleep. He fell asleep 4 hours after.
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