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User avatar #177 - boinbo (04/30/2013) [-]
When i was 5 i used to sleep walk and i walked into my parents bedroom and awoke my dad he told me too go back too bed and well i said "i won't need too once i am done with you"
i'm scared of my 5 year old self ._.
User avatar #176 - sodapops (04/30/2013) [-]
My daughter told me some weird shit when she wasaround 3-4 years old. She told me very seriously about her other grandparents, who lived so far away that you had to both fly and go by train to get there. Her other grandfather had no hair, and no milk in the refrigerator. Their names were Gaddil and Hogge and to be fair that does sound a lot like scandinavian / old norse [thrall] names from 1000-1500 years ago. Or maybe even Saami.I'll write that off as vivid imagination or I would freak myself out big time.

Shit, I started googling. Gáddjá is an old traditional saami name and so is Duoŋgi. It doesn't look like it but they sound about right. Maybe I should tell her Adnala dáv rejnav or Mån ähtjáv duv just to see if she reacts.
User avatar #440 - TATTYBOJANGLES (04/30/2013) [-]
I've had a few extremely creepy experiences in my life. They started after a relationship I had with a girl who suffered with sleep paralysis & night terrors. Long story short, she would be terrorized in her dreams by a old man in a bowler hat, then the paralysis would set in and she'd be strangled by a horrible old woman who sat on her chest pinning her down. Nothing out of the ordinary there, until I woke up one night while she was having an attack and I saw them too. We broke up shortly after that. I actually wrote a creepy pasta based on what happened to us. That was hands down the most terrifying thing that ever happened to me in my life.

I'm pretty sure there's a ghost in my parents house too. When I was younger I was staying up late watching TV in the living room, when a lamp fell as if it had been thrown across the room. This was a big lamp, made of metal, on the center of a table, not a coffee table, a dining room sized table.
Also, the bathroom light will turn on in the middle of the night by itself, then you can hear footsteps walking down the hallway.
The thing that disturbs me about that the most is that my Dad who is militantly atheist, not a believer in spirituality in any way shape or form, has seen a ghost standing in front of him in the living room.
User avatar #368 - jonebonez (04/30/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I remember being 4 or 5 and constantly seeing and feeling one of the dogs we had that had passed watching me while I slept, or laying at the end of my bed.

Other than that though, the only really creepy/weird thing that's ever happened to me is living in my grandparents house (after both had passed) I would experience what I guess would be described as "sleep paralysis". I'm fully awake, yet I can't move. For some reason every time it happens I'm stricken with such fear and anxiety, and it feels like I'm having a panic attack. I can't shake the feeling that something is hovering over me, and watching me yet I can't turn to see what it is. I remember trying to call out numerous times for my mother who was in the next room while it was happening and I couldn't make a sound. It only ever happened to me in that house to, up until about 2 weeks ago it happened again at my new house. If I had to guess I'd say it's happened about 15 times or so now since the time I was 17. I'm 23 now.

For some reason too whenever it happens I always feel like it's gnomes. v.v I'm not even afraid of gnomes. Does this happen to anyone else though? Would love to hear others experiences.
#354 - themuffinmaan (04/30/2013) [-]
moral of the story, don't reproduce.
User avatar #345 - Whetstone (04/30/2013) [-]
This is creepy on a different end.
In the fourth grade, my mom was visiting her friend so she brought me along. Her friend has a son who was 5 at the time. So my mom and her friend had us play for a while. Well he was a little weird. One time, he was just looking at me and he said "I wish you were a girl so I could touch your boobs".
#273 - snotnose (04/30/2013) [-]
my cousin back when she was only 2 or 3 told me about how "The Dark Prince talks to her at night at the foot of her bed when mom and dad turn off the lights and tell me to go to sleep" i swear to fucking GOD im not making that shit up.. that creeped me out for fucking YEARS! she is 20 now, i told her about it and she looked at me like i had a cock growing out of my head.
User avatar #231 - heeveejeevees (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My younger brother was still a year old when he learned how to count and speak fluently. At first we thought he was born genius and we asked him how he does that. He said " Mr.gumgum taught me to count and speak everyday." as he points to a wall that resembles a face.
User avatar #213 - goondas (04/30/2013) [-]
I missread the very first line as "I was fucking in my two year old."

Wut?
#200 - jasonlaiyh (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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You know, as a Chinese, we have a belief that people are reincarnated with a blank state of memory, but those who still harbor memories of their past lives were due to not drinking a type of soup that aims to erase all the memories after they died.

Also, babies and toddlers are believed to possess the third eye, which progressively becomes weaker as they grow older. That's why most Chinese (at least that's what a lot here do in Malaysia, if not in other countries) would bring a baby at least when visiting a house they want to buy, just to check for those things.
#197 - linxindao (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I was a wee lass, bout the age o' 8, when playing outside with me brothers, I would occasionally hear voices in the nearby wood saying "Samanthy come and play."

My name is Samantha but my bros. called me Samanthy, I thought it were them playin a fool o' me, but when I say to them bout it, they would look at the trees kinda scared like.

Also, me mum told me bout one time, we were watchin a movie on the telly, I was three at the time, and I turned to her an said, "they are comin t' get you mummy" in a serious tone, and shortly afterwards there was a sound of walking outside the window, when me mum looked over at it, she screamed at the deer that were just standing there. Me brother said that I caused her at least six grey hairs that night.
User avatar #203 to #197 - unicornmangina (04/30/2013) [-]
this one time at band camp...
#189 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
Things i would rather take care of than a baby:

Plants
Cats
Dogs
A great white shark
A walker from the walking dead
User avatar #184 - nockae (04/30/2013) [-]
When my cousins daughter was maybe 2 and a half she started laughing at an empty doorway at maybe 7:30 (it was dark out) while the rest of us were eating dinner. When my cousin went over to ask her what she was laughing at she said 'Uncle Phil is funny", Phil was my cousins brother who died before my cousin was born.
#114 - vinlandknight ONLINE (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Mission for the night, learn all I can on the phenomena that is past lives.    
   
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Mission for the night, learn all I can on the phenomena that is past lives.

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User avatar #111 - demandsgayversion (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be me, 9 years old
>bit of a bully
>pick on kid, let's call him Jeremy
>quiet kid, never talks
>creepy, always drawing pictures of dead people
>that's why he's picked on
>see picture of him on top of a mountain, bloody people at the bottom
>amazingly detailed, one of the kids looks like me
>stupid little kid brain trying to pick a fight to be tough
>"You think I'll be dead at the bottom of the mountain, let's go outside and fight!"
>kid doesn't say anything
>I start pushing him at recess
>teacher lady comes to break up the fight
>he bites her in the tit and punches me in the face
>suspended
>he comes back in a couple days
>comes up to me
>"thank you"
>>Jeremy spoke in class today
>>King Jeremy the wicked
>>Ruled his world
User avatar #97 - ilovemyguns (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was babysitting (gay job but whatever fuck you) and the kid, who was ~2 1/2, said "I remember when I was the daddy and daddy was the my spot."
#96 - solinvictus (04/30/2013) [-]
I use to tell random people that I was from Jupiter. They had Walmarts on Jupiter and since it was a gas planet we just farted to get around. No one ever knew how to respond to that.
#85 - fancys (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I apparently carved a face (not a smiley or anything) into a wall. It's still there, and looks really fucking weird.
I used to sleep with my eyes open. God I was one fucked up child..
#14 - lesmiserables (04/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Once I was baby-sitting my brothers, they had been bugging me all day, so at 9 I told them to stop playing games and go to bed, but my oldest little brother (he was 7) wouldn't and just continued playing, so I carried him to bed, while he was screaming. He was fake crying for 15 minutes, then he just sat up, looked me dead in the eye and said he was going to piss in my mouth when I fell asleep. He fell asleep 4 hours after.
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