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#219 - niggernazi
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(04/30/2013) [-]
you all got some spooky ass childhood stories but nothing beats mine:

When i was 3 years old i stepped in ******* barefoot, i got ******* all between my toes.
******* nasty tell you.
#320 to #219 - theincrediblelegs
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I was out skating once when I was young and noticed that I had managed to step in dog poo then continue to skate causing it to become one with the grip tape, at least my friends found it funny.
#375 to #219 - szazor
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(04/30/2013) [-]
i had this friend with 3 dogs and a big ass garden
now what i didnt know was that he and his family were lazy as **** and they didnt walk their dogs nor clean their ****
skip to his birthday party
friends an i playing in the field (soldier or football or some **** like that)
i fall right into a ****
my sweater is ruined so the kids mother offers to wash it
okaywhatever
continue playing
wearing a normal WHITE shirt now
fall again
fresh **** twice as big as the first one
i fall into it
arm covered in **** shirt is half brown
mfw my mom comes and picks me up and sees me covered in ****
#387 - bitchitroll
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(04/30/2013) [-]
a few weeks ago i was on tinychat. it was about 1 or 2 am and i was the only one in the house awake. while talking to someone i got interrupted. guy ask if thats my mom standing behind me. i look at my cam slot. i saw a woman that i didnt recognize stand near the entrance to the kitchen. i stood up and pulled my 1911 from my holster. turned around and the woman was gone. after that the lights started to flicker and buzz. playstation kept turning itself on. i spent the rest of the night sitting on the couch looking at the entrance to the kitchen. since then ive heard foot steps in the hallway at night almost every night at random times.

ive got a lot more that involve being scratched and other **** but this was the most recent encounter
#392 to #387 - manythingstodohere
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(04/30/2013) [-]
my eyes !!!!
#394 to #392 - bitchitroll
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(04/30/2013) [-]
sorry! forgot to white text it.
#550 to #394 - bloodeyes
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(04/30/2013) [-]
so that woman is still there?
#551 to #550 - bitchitroll
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(04/30/2013) [-]
foot steps and **** yo
#553 to #551 - bloodeyes
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(04/30/2013) [-]
want me to come eat her? i got a hunger for spirits
#432 to #387 - vassia
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(04/30/2013) [-]
is it true?
#434 to #432 - bitchitroll
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(04/30/2013) [-]
very much so. www.funnyjunk.com/user/bloodeyes is the one who pointed the woman out to me
#450 to #434 - vassia
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Never thought of kicking out the spirit/ghost?
We used to have a ghost in our old house, he kept disturbing my mom, doors locking all by themselves, bed sheets falling on the floor and getting undone while the bed was just done, stuff falling randomly, and he wouldn't let my mom sleep, appearing in her dreams. So my mom and my grandma are like super spiritual so they did some kinda of ritual when we were at schoo. When it was done, the house was much better, no strange things happening, and my mom was never disturbed since.
#455 to #450 - bitchitroll
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(04/30/2013) [-]
well like i said in my original comment ive been scratched and **** but since then ive gotten a cross necklace and havent had anything physical done to me since. just the sighting and footsteps. told my mom and brother, they didnt believe me so they can deal with it themselves.
#457 to #455 - vassia
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Anybody lived in your house before you?
#460 to #457 - bitchitroll
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(04/30/2013) [-]
nope. my parents had the house built a few months after i was born. we have found a few arrow heads on the property but i dont think native americans are haunting me
#461 to #460 - vassia
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Wait, I have an old dictionary/encyclopedia, all about spirits, rituals, spells and ****
there's a page about "exorcism" and kicking ghosts from houses, I'll scan the page and send it to you, okay?
#463 to #461 - bitchitroll
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(04/30/2013) [-]
sure
#443 to #387 - rokkarokkaali
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(04/30/2013) [-]
So what did the guy say? The one you were chatting with. Was he like,"what the **** did a guy just pull a gun on his mother?"
#444 to #443 - bitchitroll
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(04/30/2013) [-]
he asked again if it was my mom. i told him i was the only one awake.
#446 to #444 - rokkarokkaali
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(04/30/2013) [-]
What was his reaction?
#448 to #446 - bitchitroll
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(04/30/2013) [-]
****** started talking about spooky **** going on in my house. dont remember exact details. the chat wasnt my main focus point after that
#282 - cupernicus
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(04/30/2013) [-]
True story. I dont usualy coment but this post had me in the mood for sharing my story.


i was 4, lives in a house with a garden that belonged to both mine and the neighbour's house. Rumor said that In that house lives 2 sister witches, i had no idea. they were brasilian, i am portuguese. I used to play with them a lot, i always thought they were nice. they had a book, wich my mom burned, because she thought they did bad things, like black magic or watever. but one day, they gave me a chocolate. i was 4 so wtf, it is a chocolate. I ate it. They said this words as i ate it: " Eat it, boy, eat it . because you wont be able to when you get older."



FML i have been a diabetic for 2 years now.
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#153 - obesefury
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I recently went to NC with my class (I'm from Denmark) and lived with an awesome family with a mother and her 14 year old daughter and her 12 year old son and a dog. Their house wasn't very big but they had decided that I should sleep in the daughters room and she would sleep on the couch. The first night when everybody had fallen asleep I heard some weird noises but didn't really care about it and fell asleep.
The next night however, I woke up in the middle of the night because I heard something scrambling around in the closet. It stopped almost at the same time as I woke up so I thought oh it's just because I'm still half asleep and fell asleep again.

Now here's the creepy part. I remember being kind of awake but still sleeping (Sleep paralysis isn't it?) and I had a view of the entire room. All of a sudden some dark figure starts moving out of the closet and moves around in the room. Then the dog barked and the figure disappeared.
The next morning I asked the family whether they believed in the occult and stuff like that and their son dragged me to a room with the rest of the family following close behind. "Once when Nina and I were home alone we saw something moving inside this room. When I wanted to look further I saw some kinda face on the wall. But it had disappeared when we came back to take a picture. "
They then told me more stories about their house and they were all happy that they were moving soon.
#187 to #153 - Deanoss
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(04/30/2013) [-]
yea ive seen and heard some unexplainable **** as well as stories from friends whove stayed the night about my parents old house

theres one room where people always say they have a bad feeling in, people have said that theyve felt hands grab them on the shoulders as they walk through in the dark to reach the ensuite, people have slept in the bed and heard footsteps pacing for hours in circles in the room above when then upstairs is empty, people hearing scratching, voices and once when i was 12 i was walking form the ensuite in the dark and as i walked past the bed what felt exactly like a hand shoot out and grab my ankle and i ran out screaming, came out with dad and there was nothing there

theres more but i cbf writing all of the stories
#209 to #187 - obesefury
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My parents house is kinda like that though it seems it's not as touch wanting. It's more like it's something that moves around and touches stuff rather than people. But it's still just as creepy. Only once have I had a feeling of something touching me and that felt like someone cold as ice embraced me and held me tight, not in a bad way but as if they were trying to keep me safe. It was ******* scary, i can stand seeing and hearing weird things but touching? Hell naw.
#227 to #209 - Deanoss
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yea once my mate was spewin in the toilet and could feel someone holding him and consoling him but i was the only person in the house and was having a smoke out the front, could just be him being really drunk or actually something but i cant make that call
#155 to #153 - obesefury
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Also, in the house my parents live in, both me and my brother have seen and heard weird things. My parents always said I saw and heard things other people couldn't hear when I was little and the same with my brother thought not as much as me. I never feel at ease at that house and I always feel as if somethings watching me. My brother feels the same way and decided to go to a boarding school to get away from home and I moved out. None of our parents believe us though.
#166 to #155 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Sleep paralysis makes you hallucinate, fail story.
#172 to #166 - obesefury
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(04/30/2013) [-]
No offense but I know that. But still, it doesn't really make it less creppy + I just wanted to share a story.
No offense but I know that. But still, it doesn't really make it less creppy + I just wanted to share a story.
#204 to #153 - trolololcat
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I lived in a house briefly that had something really creepy about it. At night, if you walked down the hallway, in the dark it would seem like it went on forever.

Multiple times at night, my boyfriend heard (and I heard it once) a loud scream as if from an animal coming from somewhere nearby in the woods. (The place was a neighborhood, but still surrounded by woods.) As if something had been killed.

pic related, barely visible - And once in the middle of the day, my boyfriend's sister and I were sitting in the living room doing stuff. I looked out the window once, then a few minutes later did it again, and a cross had appeared on it. As if someone had written it with their finger when the window had condensation on it, although it was totally dry. Neither of us had moved, only were looking away from the window before we noticed it. We believe it was something trying to protect us from whatever was evil about that house.
#378 - coldfusion
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(04/30/2013) [-]
**coldfusion rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at All about the timing **
#37 - tinglyturtletaint ONLINE
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(04/29/2013) [-]
4th one is an early sign of OCD, a kid will pay more attention to intrusive thoughts and worry about them.
#385 - frigglefraggle
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(04/30/2013) [-]
>be 19 Living in apartment with Mother, sister, and 13 year old brother
>brother and i share a bed Room
>Bedroom is Big Ass basement with a shower curtain as the devider
>after first month of living there brother tells mom something every night
>finally tells me "A white Light/Spirit thingy is floating around my bed at night"
>I says "******** ur just tired and ur seeing things stop being stupid and go to bed"
>we both laugh and he goes back to bed
>hear him breath really heavy in the middle of the night
>Like struggling for air
>Get up and slowly move the curtain as not to make anynoise
>see Floating light hovering around my brothers face and his eyes are rolled back
>Well ****...
> Run over screaming Profanity at the light and shake the Hell out of my brother
>Light disapears into corner of the room and my brother is freaked out doesnt know what happened
> Drag his ass upstairs to moms room
>Found out online that basement was used by a trio of modern day witchs to sacrifice children during haloween
>Moved out the next day and apartment complex is destroyed 4 weeks later and they find a Molded corpse in the wall
>MFW i saw the light he was talking about
#401 to #385 - goodguygary
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(04/30/2013) [-]
>MFW YFW
>MFW YFW
#410 to #401 - frigglefraggle
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(04/30/2013) [-]
>MFW YFW MFW
>MFW YFW MFW
#469 to #410 - thekarmacharger
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(04/30/2013) [-]
>MFW YFW MFW YFW
>MFW YFW MFW YFW
#536 to #469 - frigglefraggle
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(04/30/2013) [-]
> MFW YFW MFW YFW MFW   
NOPE
> MFW YFW MFW YFW MFW
NOPE
#549 to #536 - thekarmacharger
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(04/30/2013) [-]
> MFW YFW MFW YFW MFW YFW
> MFW YFW MFW YFW MFW YFW
#603 to #549 - frigglefraggle
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(05/02/2013) [-]
UH...OK THEN...
#349 - epicburana
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#318 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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(04/30/2013) [-]
When I was little I used to stand on coffee tables, squat, and make a face like I was pushing out a massive ****.
#235 - uzzwick
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(04/30/2013) [-]
SO WORTH THE READ
#509 to #235 - loopz
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Oh **** ******
#146 - monsieurslender
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(04/30/2013) [-]
So much creepy **** happens to the little kids in my family. My mom had another kid (we are 17 years apart) and when he was three I remember him starting to shake really violently in the car and I thought he was having a seizure; epilepsy runs in the family. I start yelling 'MOM STOP THE CAR." and I get him out of the seat and he keeps shaking but his eyes are wide open and focused straight ahead of him. I'm freaking out but he stops shaking and eventually he 'comes to'

I ask him what the **** happened and he said, I **** you not "That's how I died they sat me in a big chair and shook me until I died. That hurt for only a little bit, don't worry."

Till this day, he's 5 now he will tell us how he killed his roommate in college when he lived in Texas and that it was "a very very sad day " for him. He brings up memories that are always consistent

Crazy ass hole.
#117 - demandsgayversion
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(04/30/2013) [-]
But for seriously. When I was about 10 or so, my mom took me on a road trip with her friend. Her friend brought along her 16 year old daughter and her friend. We ended up staying at another of my mom's friends' house on the way to *************** we were going, I don't remember. My mom and her friends went to get McDonnalds, and me and the two girls were watching TV. Flipping through the channels we ended up on like channel 91 or something obscure where there would normally only be static on the local cable. It was black and white, and the camera was kinda laying over looking at a broken TV monitor next to a shelf with a bunch of VCRs. Creepy as ****. I swear I didn't see anything, but the two girls started freaking out, saying they saw someone outside the window. We ended up locking ourselves in a room and I called the police. They said it looked like someone had been out there, but they never found out who.

My mom brought back chicken nuggets and a burger, it was awesome.
#119 to #117 - MuahahaOfLore
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(04/30/2013) [-]
can i have the gay version?
#130 to #119 - demandsgayversion
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I ****** Slenderman.
#39 - anon
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(04/29/2013) [-]
My parents told me, that one time we were visiting a French city and we passed a house, I said: "I remember this place." when asked how, I stated "This is the place we brought the sick." my parents, rather puzzled by this, checked out the house. Turns out that back in the Medieval Era, the House used to be a plague hospital.

I'm content thinking I spent my past live meaningful, and I intend to live this life the same way.
#615 to #39 - melraiser
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(05/21/2013) [-]
That same thing happened to me. My mom and I went to a place near where she had just started working. Never been there before. When I saw a building next to it, I had what felt like a flashback or something. I guess I said that I was there once as a little girl with my dad (a naval officer) buying groceries. Super detailed stuff. She freaked out and asked me how I knew what it was. I guess it used to be a place on base for the men to get their food. I guess you could say that made me believe in past lives.
#272 to #39 - forbesydemon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
If my child did that I'd dump them in the river and pretend they never existed.
#497 - cantada
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When I was a kid, I woke up in the middle of the night. There were these voices saying "You can never leave..." so, being freaked out, started sprinting towards the door. At this point, I was trying my best to not scream and just get out of my room. I couldn't open the door. The voices got closer and closer, until one reached my ear and said "Welcome to the hotel California."
#391 - rifee
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(04/30/2013) [-]
One time, a pen fell from the table by itself.
#305 - mrhaihoang
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Believe it or not, children under the age of 2 can see ghosts and other things around that are invisible to us adult. Human used to have a gland similar to the third eye, which allows us to see those things. However, we know they don't like to be seen, thus we evolved, believing if we can't see them, they can't see us. Our body seals off the third eye when we turn 3 to protect us. But sometimes, it doesn't, that's why once in a while people claim to see ghosts.
Believe it or not, children under the age of 2 can see ghosts and other things around that are invisible to us adult. Human used to have a gland similar to the third eye, which allows us to see those things. However, we know they don't like to be seen, thus we evolved, believing if we can't see them, they can't see us. Our body seals off the third eye when we turn 3 to protect us. But sometimes, it doesn't, that's why once in a while people claim to see ghosts.
#356 to #305 - Foxpaw
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#388 to #305 - newspice
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's how evolution works. I know that shooting lasers from the eyes is good for us, so my son will be superman.
#398 to #305 - soloparasiempre
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that's why we wear pants
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#313 to #305 - therealtjthemedic
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Legit as ****.
Trust this guy, he's a doctor.
#2 - isangelous
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Some children are creepy.
Some children are creepy.
#103 to #2 - yeorey
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(04/30/2013) [-]
4spooky6me
#212 - nightmarecorpse
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(04/30/2013) [-]
After reading this and the comments I can safely say that I have solidified my decision to never have kids. **** that.
#232 to #212 - sonicsyndicate
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(04/30/2013) [-]
thats weird,the only reason i want to have kids is to experiment on them....
#60 - SilentRaver
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(04/30/2013) [-]
When I was a kid I became terrified of going into the basement after I saw a dark figure at the back that appeared to move across my field of view. The staircase to the basement didn't have a door and my bedroom was right around the corner.
I always used to refer to it as "the black thing", and I'm pretty sure I creeped out my brother and my parents by always warning them about the black thing in the basement.

After looking at old photos of the house and basement, I'm 100% positive that "the black thing" was just the old fake Christmas tree wrapped in trash bags that stood in the exact spot as the black thing did in my memory, and thinking more I realized I had ran immediately which is probably how I remember it "moving".

This taught me that when you mix together the ignorance, innocence, and sincerity of children, you're guaranteed to hear some creepy **** at some point.
#6 - nicopwnz
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(04/29/2013) [-]
The one about the daughter and vagina hygiene is a