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#207 - jakols (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
For all the morbid-lovers that havn't sailed on these seas for very long, i would recomend The russian Sleep Experiment. Most of the "Hardened" readers have read it already, but for the newcomers or those who have been to lazy to read it before i do absolutely recommend this.

i love that Creepy Pasta. It's some real fucked up shit, but i love it!
It is a long Read, but then again it's detailed, and you tend to really get sucked into the story as you read on.

(Not for the Faint of Heart)
#219 - niggernazi (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you all got some spooky ass childhood stories but nothing beats mine:

When i was 3 years old i stepped in dogshit barefoot, i got dogshit all between my toes.
Fucking nasty tell you.
#147 - coolcalx (04/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
am I the only one who didn't have freaky stuff happen to me as a kid?   
   
I feel left out..
am I the only one who didn't have freaky stuff happen to me as a kid?

I feel left out..
User avatar #387 - bitchitroll (04/30/2013) [+] (17 replies)
a few weeks ago i was on tinychat. it was about 1 or 2 am and i was the only one in the house awake. while talking to someone i got interrupted. guy ask if thats my mom standing behind me. i look at my cam slot. i saw a woman that i didnt recognize stand near the entrance to the kitchen. i stood up and pulled my 1911 from my holster. turned around and the woman was gone. after that the lights started to flicker and buzz. playstation kept turning itself on. i spent the rest of the night sitting on the couch looking at the entrance to the kitchen. since then ive heard foot steps in the hallway at night almost every night at random times.

ive got a lot more that involve being scratched and other shit but this was the most recent encounter
#296 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me 2 years ago>Have a little 2 year old sister that can barely talk and an older sister. >One day both my parents are working so me and my sis had to watch my little sis. She never went to bed without my mom so at around 8pm we were still in the living room watching tv. > Notice that my little sister was looking at our hallway (she was sitting on my lap btw) >Suddenly, she puts her head on my chest as fast as she can and closes her eyes.
>Look at the hallway, see nothing.
>Get a littel scared and ask my little sis whats wrong.
> She wont talk, so i try to grab her but her little hands clinge to my shirt, as if shes holding for her life.
>Get fucking scared at this point, think she saw someone.
>Eventually my sister closes the door and my little sis acts like NOTHING happened.
> This happens whenever shes in the living room at night.
>Last year we moved out that house, when we were outside our house my lilsis said: 'that girl was scary, im happy we go to a newhouse"
O___O MFW
#282 - cupernicus (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
True story. I dont usualy coment but this post had me in the mood for sharing my story.


i was 4, lives in a house with a garden that belonged to both mine and the neighbour's house. Rumor said that In that house lives 2 sister witches, i had no idea. they were brasilian, i am portuguese. I used to play with them a lot, i always thought they were nice. they had a book, wich my mom burned, because she thought they did bad things, like black magic or watever. but one day, they gave me a chocolate. i was 4 so wtf, it is a chocolate. I ate it. They said this words as i ate it: " Eat it, boy, eat it . because you wont be able to when you get older."



FML i have been a diabetic for 2 years now.
#193 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
I may be an anon just to lazy for an account though I thought i share
-Sleeping on the couch after falling asleep watching the news
-I'm awakened by someone shaking me and calling my name see its my 6 year old sis
-she then asks me is it rude to wake someone up at 3:27 at night?
-I look at the clock and its just hits 3:27, I look at her still groggy "It's very rude"
-Before I can respond anymore she looks me dead in the eye and says":thought so but not if somebody dies"
-Im wide awake now as I watch my sister fall over alseep on the couch
-I check on every body in the house and check locks
-sis has no memory of this
User avatar #153 - obesefury (04/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I recently went to NC with my class (I'm from Denmark) and lived with an awesome family with a mother and her 14 year old daughter and her 12 year old son and a dog. Their house wasn't very big but they had decided that I should sleep in the daughters room and she would sleep on the couch. The first night when everybody had fallen asleep I heard some weird noises but didn't really care about it and fell asleep.
The next night however, I woke up in the middle of the night because I heard something scrambling around in the closet. It stopped almost at the same time as I woke up so I thought oh it's just because I'm still half asleep and fell asleep again.

Now here's the creepy part. I remember being kind of awake but still sleeping (Sleep paralysis isn't it?) and I had a view of the entire room. All of a sudden some dark figure starts moving out of the closet and moves around in the room. Then the dog barked and the figure disappeared.
The next morning I asked the family whether they believed in the occult and stuff like that and their son dragged me to a room with the rest of the family following close behind. "Once when Nina and I were home alone we saw something moving inside this room. When I wanted to look further I saw some kinda face on the wall. But it had disappeared when we came back to take a picture. "
They then told me more stories about their house and they were all happy that they were moving soon.
#378 - coldfusion (04/30/2013) [-]
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#385 - frigglefraggle (04/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>be 19 Living in apartment with Mother, sister, and 13 year old brother
>brother and i share a bed Room
>Bedroom is Big Ass basement with a shower curtain as the devider
>after first month of living there brother tells mom something every night
>finally tells me "A white Light/Spirit thingy is floating around my bed at night"
>I says "bullshit ur just tired and ur seeing things stop being stupid and go to bed"
>we both laugh and he goes back to bed
>hear him breath really heavy in the middle of the night
>Like struggling for air
>Get up and slowly move the curtain as not to make anynoise
>see Floating light hovering around my brothers face and his eyes are rolled back
>Well Fuck...
> Run over screaming Profanity at the light and shake the Hell out of my brother
>Light disapears into corner of the room and my brother is freaked out doesnt know what happened
> Drag his ass upstairs to moms room
>Found out online that basement was used by a trio of modern day witchs to sacrifice children during haloween
>Moved out the next day and apartment complex is destroyed 4 weeks later and they find a Molded corpse in the wall
>MFW i saw the light he was talking about
#235 - uzzwick (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
SO WORTH THE READ
#208 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's been a year since I've moved in a renovated apartment in the city centre to live with with my fiance. When he's off to work, I sit to work on my PC, my cat sits next to me.
Then after a half an hour or so when I'm concentrated, I catch cats behaviour by peripheral vision, that he's tense and stares trough the hallway that leads to our living room. When I too look in the direction he's looking, and see nothing, I turn my head to continue working. In that moment, I see it too, a tall dark shadowy man, passing from one side of the corridor to other. Then I get the creeps, and can't concentrate anymore. Since we arrived here, the whole place seemed off somehow. And especially one room on the far end of the living room, it is constantly cold, so we use it only as a storage room, and that is also where the cat sleeps.
User avatar #146 - monsieurslender (04/30/2013) [-]
So much creepy shit happens to the little kids in my family. My mom had another kid (we are 17 years apart) and when he was three I remember him starting to shake really violently in the car and I thought he was having a seizure; epilepsy runs in the family. I start yelling 'MOM STOP THE CAR." and I get him out of the seat and he keeps shaking but his eyes are wide open and focused straight ahead of him. I'm freaking out but he stops shaking and eventually he 'comes to'

I ask him what the fuck happened and he said, I shit you not "That's how I died they sat me in a big chair and shook me until I died. That hurt for only a little bit, don't worry."

Till this day, he's 5 now he will tell us how he killed his roommate in college when he lived in Texas and that it was "a very very sad day " for him. He brings up memories that are always consistent

Crazy ass hole.
User avatar #117 - demandsgayversion (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But for seriously. When I was about 10 or so, my mom took me on a road trip with her friend. Her friend brought along her 16 year old daughter and her friend. We ended up staying at another of my mom's friends' house on the way to whereverthefuck we were going, I don't remember. My mom and her friends went to get McDonnalds, and me and the two girls were watching TV. Flipping through the channels we ended up on like channel 91 or something obscure where there would normally only be static on the local cable. It was black and white, and the camera was kinda laying over looking at a broken TV monitor next to a shelf with a bunch of VCRs. Creepy as fuck. I swear I didn't see anything, but the two girls started freaking out, saying they saw someone outside the window. We ended up locking ourselves in a room and I called the police. They said it looked like someone had been out there, but they never found out who.

My mom brought back chicken nuggets and a burger, it was awesome.
User avatar #37 - tinglyturtletaint ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
4th one is an early sign of OCD, a kid will pay more attention to intrusive thoughts and worry about them.
#349 - epicburana ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #318 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/30/2013) [-]
When I was little I used to stand on coffee tables, squat, and make a face like I was pushing out a massive shit.
#305 - mrhaihoang (04/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Believe it or not, children under the age of 2 can see ghosts and other things around that are invisible to us adult. Human used to have a gland similar to the third eye, which allows us to see those things. However, we know they don't like to be seen, thus we evolved, believing if we can't see them, they can't see us. Our body seals off the third eye when we turn 3 to protect us. But sometimes, it doesn't, that's why once in a while people claim to see ghosts.
Believe it or not, children under the age of 2 can see ghosts and other things around that are invisible to us adult. Human used to have a gland similar to the third eye, which allows us to see those things. However, we know they don't like to be seen, thus we evolved, believing if we can't see them, they can't see us. Our body seals off the third eye when we turn 3 to protect us. But sometimes, it doesn't, that's why once in a while people claim to see ghosts.
User avatar #313 to #305 - therealtjthemedic (04/30/2013) [-]
Legit as fuck.
Trust this guy, he's a doctor.
#67 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Some weird things happened to me too.I can remember when I was around three or four. I was living with my Mother and Stepfather.
we lived in this dirty little apartment. My Step Father was a heavy set man, who loved to go to yard sales. We would always leave really early in the morning. But there was this one time... We stopped by a decrepit building. It was two stories, falling apart at the foundations. It was an old school house that was set to be demolished. My Mother and Stepfather were looking around, and I managed to sneak away, and go upstairs. I remember seeing all these kids... Lots of them. I can't really remember solid details, just that they were really nice and they wanted to play. My mom comes looking for me and sees me running around an empty room laughing and talking. Of course, she questioned me as to who I was speaking to. I looked up at her, and said. "Mommy, don't you see all the other kids? They see you." My mom noped the fuck out and Left my step dad soon after.
#2 - isangelous (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Some children are creepy.
Some children are creepy.
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