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#612 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
All psychopaths!
#611 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
2% of human data is shifted to another dimension when you die, only to resurface 21.3 years later when you are reincarnated.
User avatar #607 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (05/03/2013) [-]
I always feel like there is someone/something in my house when I'm alone, so I go round shutting all the doors and shouting things like 'Come on then! I'll fucking kill you!' knowing full well if something burst out of one of the doors I'd just die.
User avatar #606 - darthdingo (05/02/2013) [-]
I once had a dream about flying through the air. I don't know how I was flying, I didn't pay attention to that part. I do know that I was being chased, though. Something kept trying to clutch at the back of my head. Maybe in the past life I was a bird that was prey to a bigger bird? Meh.
#467 - lordgonorrhea (04/30/2013) [-]
... when I was 4 I started crying in the car and when my brothers asked why I was crying I said because I missed my old family. They asked what family and I said "my robot family".
I don't even know where I must've gotten it from but I've always had dumb thoughts like that.
#445 - chulaksaviour (04/30/2013) [-]
> Be me, 5-7 years old
> Talking to my imaginary friend
> Happens to be a floating torso, with a head
> Mom tells me to get my shit together
> Torso regals me stories of how she was murdered
> Seems overly attached to my bedroom
> It disappears for a few weeks
> One day, in bath, hunting for Red October with my toy submarine
> Bath water chills to freezing
> look up to see a man, who looks like he has a sharp object with him, bath water starts turning pink...
> Leg it out of bath, go to run out of the door...
> Door wont open. Its locked. NO LOCK ON DOOR
> Pound on door for fifteen minutes, all the while this guy silently laughs at me
> Parents eventually come down from the adjacent room, wondering what im doing in the bath, tell me they couldnt even hear me banging and screaming.
> Torso visits later on, apologising for her daddy

Find out a few years later the guy who moved in went from being normal to crazy, harming himself, quit his job and eventually burnt the house down.
#425 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Some of this sounds like schizophrenia
User avatar #421 - praga ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
After moment my mother died in our flat, water turned into rusty reddish color.. :( it was clean until it happened..but maybe it was just a coincidence
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#289 - funnyshirt ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
When i was about 4-6 years old I think, I would sleep walk obviously during night, and I woke up the next day to being behind a curtain squatting, not sitting nor standing, but squatting...
Also my old house I lived it was 3 stories high but you could see from top till bottom and I would put my legs in the railings and look down to see two eyes or dots i suppose to be walking up the stairs from the very bottom till the top but never reached me because they would fade away...I shit you not.
User avatar #268 - therichie (04/30/2013) [-]
the last one is pretty fucked up
#264 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
my mum told me when i was 2 or 3 we were staying at the guest house at my aunts place when she woke up to me crying saying i saw the lady and i kept on saying it over and over until i went back to sleep
User avatar #256 - tireyhawnuyu (04/30/2013) [-]
the last one....fuck...I just...fuck
User avatar #128 - infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-]
I believe in the supernatural myself, and I'm a fan of the occult.

However if a child ever said any of this shit to me I'd beat them.
User avatar #124 - krome (04/30/2013) [-]
I was literally just reading this. The fuck.
User avatar #120 - HappyBorg (04/30/2013) [-]
I remember when I was really young I use to hear whispers in the morning, once I figured out it wasn't my mom blasting her music, it would go fade away.
Another instance me and my sister saw a black figure fly across a doorway in the basement. We both assumed it was a woman, which I later called the them 'the lady', and I would draw pictures of her. I still recall what she looks like. ._.
#512 - anonymousiemoo (04/30/2013) [-]
I think the second to last one is actually pretty sweet/cute...
#138 - niggletjones (04/30/2013) [-]
The kids probably said that because their shitty reddit parents lets them watch fucked up stuff all the time instead of actually raising them. Just so that they can browse reddit all day.
User avatar #249 - goodadventures (04/30/2013) [-]
lol and now everyone in comments believes in ghosts and pass lives, how cute.
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