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#616 - tjdill (06/10/2013) [-]
one time when i was young (6) deathly sick with pneumonia and an asthma attack (collapsed a lung from coughing so hard and heart shifted to center of chest) i was in the hospital for a week so my family left to get me good food and toys and when they left i was asleep because i would cry if i saw them leave, anyway when they left i remember getting in the back seat with my sister but they never answered me the whole time, my mom gets a call and she starts crying and starts driving fast i ask her whats wrong and she again ignores me she tells my older brother that i dies, im thinking wft but we run to the hospital and i see my body and lay in my bed and wake up to see a nurse and a doctor looking over me with my whole family crying and i ask why we couldnt keep driving to mcdonalds so i could eat and they look at me shocked. i later find out that i died in the hospital when they left and i described to them later things they said while i was in the hospital laying dead. so i died theres a lot more to it then this but you get the point
User avatar #613 - killinkyle (05/14/2013) [-]
the reason little kids hear things/see things is due to a psychological effect where if something doesn't make 'sense', they will simply fill in the blanks with things they know about.

This is similar to the effect that happens during traumatic events- For instance, once, I had the pleasure of seeing a decapitated woman- But, she wasn't decapitated. Her head was still there. My brain didn't want to come to terms with the fact that I had seen a mutilated woman, so it went into back-up mode and created an illusion that the head was still there. Younger brains tend to experience these traumatic events much easier, and will try to fill in the blanks, sometimes unsuccessfully.

Also, this is all made up bullshit.
#612 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
All psychopaths!
#611 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
2% of human data is shifted to another dimension when you die, only to resurface 21.3 years later when you are reincarnated.
#515 - stankfinger (04/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The weird part isn't that you have experience these things but rather their is so many stories of them. When I was younger in the fifth grade I had this friend who was a lot like me. She was my first crush and we did a lot together and played all kinds of weird games. I one day had tinnitus attack (ringing in the ear) at the same time she did and we both freaked out on the playground. She told me it meant someone died and that she could see them appear a lot next to her.

When I was 16 I stayed up late on a weekend playing some video games in my computer room that had a jacked up door that locked from the outside. I had the room enclosed as I often play loud and while playing I heard a faint click sound as the door was locked from the outside. I am litteray shitting my self in their now as I know my both my parents are dead asleep. 30 minutes later the door has another click and its unlocked. I wait 3 minutes and I open the door to an empty house. Both my parents are asleep. I was the only one awake. This was not the last time something like this would happen in this house and after my parents divorce it only got worse. As my mother became more depressed the house seem to grow in unusual activity and my friends that would come over to play video games started to refuse to spend the night because of the weird shit they had. I can tell more but there is a lot of them.
User avatar #490 - rokkarokkaali (04/30/2013) [-]
I have a list of things. They weren't as creepy as some things I've experienced, I know I've experienced creepier things, I just can't remember them. But I digress...

-Once when I in the car with my friend at night, we were driving down the highway and we were making faces at each other because that's what friends do. And all of a sudden I make what appears to have been the creepiest face ever. And he says to stop making that face. I continue doing that until his wide opened with fear and he just told me there was a white face beside me making the same face.

-Once I was going down the stairs to my friend's house(apartment) and I heard dishes being served and soft talking that I couldn't make out. I noped so fast down the stairs if there was someone in there playing some wack-ass dish serving music I would've seen them. There was nothing. And the noise was too clear to have been from the apartments against the wall. But I'm sure they heard the slam as I swung the door out.

-When I lived in the apartment, I'd wake up in the middle of the night. I'd usually just try to sleep again. But I always saw something that looked like a human staring at me. It'd happen a lot.

-(this one could be my parents fucking with me but they never do that) I went to sleep with my parents out of fear. I was the last to sleep. I woke up in my own bed. My mom asked me if I went to my own bed in the middle of the night. But I didn't.

-I have a lot of goosebumps after this
User avatar #485 - slowbroking (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be 16
>Little cousin walks into my room. He's 4.
>Start talking to him
>"Ben, what do you wanna do when you're older?"
>"When I was older, I was flying and I sent men to live with the angels. Then there was fire and I wasn't alone anymore"
Scared the shit outta me.
#467 - lordgonorrhea (04/30/2013) [-]
... when I was 4 I started crying in the car and when my brothers asked why I was crying I said because I missed my old family. They asked what family and I said "my robot family".
I don't even know where I must've gotten it from but I've always had dumb thoughts like that.
#445 - chulaksaviour (04/30/2013) [-]
> Be me, 5-7 years old
> Talking to my imaginary friend
> Happens to be a floating torso, with a head
> Mom tells me to get my shit together
> Torso regals me stories of how she was murdered
> Seems overly attached to my bedroom
> It disappears for a few weeks
> One day, in bath, hunting for Red October with my toy submarine
> Bath water chills to freezing
> look up to see a man, who looks like he has a sharp object with him, bath water starts turning pink...
> Leg it out of bath, go to run out of the door...
> Door wont open. Its locked. NO LOCK ON DOOR
> Pound on door for fifteen minutes, all the while this guy silently laughs at me
> Parents eventually come down from the adjacent room, wondering what im doing in the bath, tell me they couldnt even hear me banging and screaming.
> Torso visits later on, apologising for her daddy


Find out a few years later the guy who moved in went from being normal to crazy, harming himself, quit his job and eventually burnt the house down.
User avatar #332 - thebtardist (04/30/2013) [-]
Oh and also, I still talk in my sleep about people not leaving me alone. I also wake up everymorning with a dry sore throat from talking and i have an extreme thirst. I thought i was diabetic or it was my tooth paste but its neither.


UBER CREEPY SECTION: I woke up my girlfriend once by climbing out of my bed and saying "ttheres a spider in the bed!" and she woke up and just saw me standing over her not saying much then asked me what was wrong. I said there was something under the covers. She threw back the covers and said theres nothing there and i got back into bed. (this happens before, me sleep talking) she asked me if i was asleep and i said no of course not and went on about the insects in the bed before gonig to sleep (this was at like 4 am btw).



From then on i cant remember any of this. creepy as fuck
#289 - funnyshirt (04/30/2013) [-]
When i was about 4-6 years old I think, I would sleep walk obviously during night, and I woke up the next day to being behind a curtain squatting, not sitting nor standing, but squatting...
Also my old house I lived it was 3 stories high but you could see from top till bottom and I would put my legs in the railings and look down to see two eyes or dots i suppose to be walking up the stairs from the very bottom till the top but never reached me because they would fade away...I shit you not.
User avatar #268 - therichie (04/30/2013) [-]
the last one is pretty fucked up
#150 - alexthecanadian (04/30/2013) [-]
Call everyone to do everything to these children and buildings.
#145 - xxxgnipsxxx (04/30/2013) [-]
The last one is actually a rare phenomenon, it's not just a child saying random creepy things. Once in a while children will have memories of past lives, or rather memories of people who once lived. No one really knows anything about it, the skeptics nor those who think it's "reincarnation" can explain it.
User avatar #133 - thedarkestrogue (04/30/2013) [-]
my brain read "I was fucking in my two year old.'
User avatar #128 - infinitereaper ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
I believe in the supernatural myself, and I'm a fan of the occult.

However if a child ever said any of this shit to me I'd beat them.
#512 - anonymousiemoo (04/30/2013) [-]
I think the second to last one is actually pretty sweet/cute...
#138 - niggletjones (04/30/2013) [-]
The kids probably said that because their shitty reddit parents lets them watch fucked up stuff all the time instead of actually raising them. Just so that they can browse reddit all day.
User avatar #249 - goodadventures (04/30/2013) [-]
lol and now everyone in comments believes in ghosts and pass lives, how cute.
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