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#234 - silasersej (04/30/2013) [-]
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#227 - joethebeast (04/29/2013) [-]
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#129 - slenderwolf (04/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Be my 21st B-DAY
>Go drinking with my mates
>Never done anything harder that Budweiser
>Friends and I sit down at a niceish bar for two hours chatting
>Half a bottle of high percent bad idea (bacon vodka) later a idk "pack" of furries walk in
>One sexy as hell husky goes up to the counter and orders a shot of tequila which she (definitely she) shoots through her tight husky muzzle
>Vodka is the pure juice of the alphas apparently
>Go up to her, mutter some incomprehensible pick-up line similar to this
>Are you a beaver? Cuz DAMMMM.
> she giggles, thinking I am poking fun at her fursuit.
>ten minutes later I am sitting on a toilet with a five foot tall bipedal husky riding me
>I take a swig from a beer (toned it down after the vodka)
>Come out of bathroom, friends shooting me looks
>Before they can ask me anything I yell
>"Bestiality for the win!!"
>Throw up, pass out, have a number written on my hand
>Hook up with girl several times after
>8/10 for my 7/10
>long time ************
>another guy ***** her, kick his ass
>she loves it, sais my passion is hot ans she likes dominant fervor in and out of the sack
>Date for several months
#115 - dyejordan (04/29/2013) [-]
I dont even...
I dont even...
#89 - teenytinyspider (04/28/2013) [-]
No thanks, I'll pass.
No thanks, I'll pass.
#174 - anonymous (04/29/2013) [-]
I am so scared but i can't stop awkwardly laughing..
User avatar #173 - biggrand (04/29/2013) [-]
anyone got that picture of the sex doll with the human skeleton in it?
#167 - anonymous (04/29/2013) [-]
my classmate's step-aunt makes $70 an hour on the internet. She has been fired for six months but last month her check was $21617 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more here go to this site home tab for more detail--->>> WWW.BIG76.ℂOM
User avatar #165 - spyisspy (04/29/2013) [-]
Take a seat, Mister Freeman
#163 - jmspock (04/29/2013) [-]
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#120 - Moar (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #113 - obliviousman ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
best part is: that is totaly something bugs bunny would do!
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User avatar #96 - wtfshit (04/29/2013) [-]
nightmare fuel
#92 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
oh god i think this just triggered my schizophrenia
#40 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
why isnt this on morbid? not everyone on funnyjunk likes having nightmares
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