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#199 - blackmanrollipolli
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#180 - darthlana
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#155 - yuukoku
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#137 - jibbablabba
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#129 - slenderwolf
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>Be my 21st B-DAY
>Go drinking with my mates
>Never done anything harder that Budweiser
>Friends and I sit down at a niceish bar for two hours chatting
>Half a bottle of high percent bad idea (bacon vodka) later a idk "pack" of furries walk in
>One sexy as hell husky goes up to the counter and orders a shot of tequila which she (definitely she) shoots through her tight husky muzzle
>Vodka is the pure juice of the alphas apparently
>Go up to her, mutter some incomprehensible pick-up line similar to this
>Are you a beaver? Cuz DAMMMM.
> she giggles, thinking I am poking fun at her fursuit.
>ten minutes later I am sitting on a toilet with a five foot tall bipedal husky riding me
>I take a swig from a beer (toned it down after the vodka)
>Come out of bathroom, friends shooting me looks
>Before they can ask me anything I yell
>"Bestiality for the win!!"
>Throw up, pass out, have a number written on my hand
>Hook up with girl several times after
>8/10 for my 7/10
>long time ************
>another guy ***** her, kick his ass
>she loves it, sais my passion is hot ans she likes dominant fervor in and out of the sack
>Date for several months
#136 to #129 - jibbablabba
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i guess it's true when scientists say that drinkers feel more socially peaceful than non drinkers.
#138 to #136 - slenderwolf
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Usually i am a pretty controlled guy, my friends described me as a "horny-ass mother ******" when I'm drunk.
#141 to #138 - jibbablabba
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I've yet to get drunk, at least until in the summer when i finally turn 21.

i have gotten high before, and my mouth moves faster than my brain, causing me to pause and elongate every 3-5 words as i try to find the word and the rest of my statement.
#143 to #141 - slenderwolf
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Seems as I have gone negative on the post. Hmm, i thought it was entertaining.
#146 to #143 - jibbablabba
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I was entertained, so i give to you a thumb.
#152 to #146 - slenderwolf
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Well at least I am breaking even for now.
#67 - uptightmonkey
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and now my boner is gone
#54 - malkotay
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#182 - anon
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I don't get it
#176 - ruderoody
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Sooo... am I the only one who would just walk in and sit down next to it?
#174 - anon
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I am so scared but i can't stop awkwardly laughing..
#158 - craazhy
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#144 - mootfourchan
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reminded me of this
#109 - anon
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Am I the only one who would actually sit down?
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#96 - wtfshit ONLINE
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nightmare fuel
#51 - semenslurpinglily
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Sensual.
#40 - anon
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why isnt this on morbid? not everyone on funnyjunk likes having nightmares
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#6 - chandaman
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#15 to #6 - anon
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he died
#19 to #15 - existacne
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No ****?