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#210 - baditch
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(04/29/2013) [-]
**baditch rolled a random image posted in comment #113 at Woman ** I laughed audibly at the Mr. Noodle one.
#206 - spamalope
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who has realized the teletubbies thing for a while now?
#213 to #206 - ninjaspartan
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You knew?
#214 to #213 - spamalope
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Yeah... I just realised one day, tele-tubbies... like television
#205 - robxsandwich
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With the coma one, I've always thought-What if you were in a coma all this time, but when you wake up your real family is nothing at all like your coma one. Your coma family, the one you probably grew to love, is nonexistent. Maybe they're people you've seen on tv or in public, but they will never really know you and you'll never see them again. You would have to finish life at what ever age you wake up at with new people and nothing but the memories of your coma family.
#216 to #205 - creepyunclebob
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What if you woke up one day and realized you were in a mental institution and Clinton was president of North Korea and women didn't exist and physics weren't real and you had to adjust to your new life where telling anyone about your strange fantasy world with soft and curvy people that have a hole just for penises would shock and disgust them and your new boyfriend Mitch tries so hard to understand what you're going through but he's wondering deep inside if it's really worth it to have to explain to someone that "weight" is just something you made up inside your brain while you were in your schizophrenic world and if you believe hard enough you can float off wherever you want to when that person can't even get up without Viagra?
#204 - anon
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(04/29/2013) [-]
as a writer I can tell you the second one is pretty much just as they described it, porn or otherwise
#194 - cassixx
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**cassixx rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Oh god what the fuck??? ** MFW The Joke hit me..
#181 - burningsmurfs
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What does shipping their students mean? I just worked a huge shift and I'm too stupid minded and pooped to look it up and I'll forget tomorrow so maybe if someone leaves a comment I'll go, oooh yeah I wondered about that.
#184 to #181 - nucularwar
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it's internet slang for setting couples up in your head

relationshipping
#199 to #184 - kruzer
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I always wondered why it was called that.    
You, sir or madam, just blew my mind.
I always wondered why it was called that.
You, sir or madam, just blew my mind.
#185 to #184 - burningsmurfs
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Ah that is what I thought but I never can tell with the internet these days, thanks citizen.
#186 to #181 - lifeisnocabaret
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#187 to #181 - musicgeekify
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Shipping is basically saying "These two should get together and have children" or "They'd look good together, let's just put them closer and...", etc.
#189 to #181 - izzygirl
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Shipping is usually used to refer to fictional couples people want to be together.
Somehow it's started being applied to actual people.
An example of shipping would Zuko and Katara from Avatar. There were so many fans who shipped them...
#172 - berzerko
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Can someone PLEASE explain the 8 to 4 to 2 leg joke??
#176 to #172 - weirdoo
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Only the 90's kids remembers
#177 to #172 - koff
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[spoiler i think] one of them dies i think so together they have 4 legs - 2 legs (if one dies) = 2 legs.
#180 to #172 - jcbstj
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weasly twins dude.
#183 to #172 - shadowbane
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[Spoiler]They were twins who damn near literally spent all of their time together. So when they were younger and crawled, counting their arms as legs = 8 legs combined. Then they learned to walk = 4 legs combined. Then at the end of the movies one of the twin dies, so the other twin is alone and only 2 legs.
#188 to #172 - sxxxxxxx
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Weasley twins in Harry Potter. For the first year (babies) they walk on 8 legs, they both crawl so 4 each, through childhood to early twenties they walk on two each, so 4 total, and then one dies so they go back to 2.

I guess it was emotional. I never really followed Hp.
Oh yeah. Spoiler Alert.
#149 - anon
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When I was in 3rd grade, my teacher paired me up with one of the prettiest chicks in class. I was so nervous. I could barely breath. While we were doing our project she would just stare and smile. Which made me even more nervous. I had no idea what this meant. I understand this is irrelevant. But the marriage by partnership post made me think. Was she into me? Am I fool for not making a move? ****, now i'm sad.
#173 to #149 - rotinaj
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You're always a fool if you don't make a move.
"Making a move" is what got me fired from teaching kindergarten.
#133 - ramblinman
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(04/28/2013) [-]
"Wow why the **** would you say that"
#117 - anon
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> Be me in middle school
> Really annoying kid acts like a total smartass because he gets answers quicker than me.
> Really annoying kid is in the same class as me, don't like him.
> Teachers put him on the same table as me in almost every lesson. Don't know why.
> Read the teacher-shipping-students part of this post.
> no.
#113 - falconxmard
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#94 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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Is the pirate bay ******* serious, they are in no position to sue for copyright.
#130 to #94 - kaiyuni
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Actually they're just a hosting site. They directly don't put forth any copyright infringing material. It's the USERS who do. The pirate bay is a file hosting site for torrents (typically). What people upload and download is their own choice.

They have every right to sue. Should they? Not really. Everyone will still go to piratebay over the copy. But still, it's in their right.
#217 to #130 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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Piratebay knows full well what it's doing, hell it's called the ******* PIRATEbay
#220 to #217 - kaiyuni
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But they don't blatantly state "Oh host all your illegal torrents here". They simply promote the free sharing of data and help host it. That's why when the FBI tried to have them removed from the internet they lost. Piratebay isn't directly doing anything wrong.
#57 - namesboo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Anyone have the first picture?
#52 - Tsquared
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(04/28/2013) [-]
my history teacher regularly tells me he finds it weird that me and my girlfriend are dating and how he has no idea what we talk about together

#29 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
theres a place for stuff like this its called tumblr
#150 - truemox
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#9 - lolyourusernamesux
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I don't get the one with sesame street.. Can someone please explain? :S
#14 - pocketstooheavy
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Aww crap, when did I go to TumblrJunk?