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#249 - tyroneisanigger
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(04/25/2013) [-]
whenever it rains at my school I offer the kids that don't have a ride home a ride for $5 per mile I drive, it's ******* sweet too because some idiots actually fall for it.
Except there's one girl in my school (I think she's a sophomore) and I'm a junior I offer her a ride for free, every day.
I don't have a related pic in my Reaction folder so here is a badass and his great wisdom.
#174 - SilentRaver
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#85 - ashedust
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I think you might want to reconsider your diet if your farts are near lethal.   
   
"We found him dead, sir. It's curious, though. There was nothing in the room but his body and the faint aroma of baked beans."
I think you might want to reconsider your diet if your farts are near lethal.

"We found him dead, sir. It's curious, though. There was nothing in the room but his body and the faint aroma of baked beans."
#219 to #85 - heartlessrobot
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(04/25/2013) [-]
My farts make skunks go running. Last one smelled like blood, vaseline, and a decaying wildebeest. Maybe I should cool it with the anal masturbation.
#70 - dagreatmax
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(04/25/2013) [-]
The harry potter pick up line
The harry potter pick up line
#5 - kyubichan
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(04/24/2013) [-]
The second one was from twitter, you freaking liar...
#238 - potatonuggets **User deleted account**
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#236 - ecomale
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(04/25/2013) [-]
**ecomale rolled a random image posted in comment #56590 at Slice of Life thread 3 **
**ecomale rolled a random image posted in comment #56590 at Slice of Life thread 3 **
#224 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Tyrion is forced to flee across the ocean and becomes a slave. Robb and his mother die. She gets resurrected though. Dany conquers multiple cities and condemns hundreds of leaders to a painful crucifixion. Jon becomes the captain commander of the night's watch. Arya becomes an assassin in another country. The wildings are aloud to cross the wall by Jon. Bran travels beyond the wall and meets a tree man. He becomes a master warg. And Jamie betrays Cersei.
#227 to #224 - trainverse
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(04/25/2013) [-]
**** you! I haven't gotten to that part yet.
#233 to #227 - rebuilt
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(04/25/2013) [-]
i know this is a spoiler but for what?
#250 to #224 - comicsjoey **User deleted account**
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(04/25/2013) [-]
allowed*

also that happened 1 year ago,when I finished A dance with dragons, sp nothing new
#160 - gazajunk
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(04/25/2013) [-]
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #3521983 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** MFW
#204 to #160 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
no
#211 to #204 - gazajunk
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(04/25/2013) [-]
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at lul whut ** Yes.
#132 - sttreoflaln
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#126 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Heath Ledger, RIP...
#105 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
my neighbor's half-sister makes $85 every hour on the laptop. She has been without work for seven months but last month her ine was $14043 just working on the laptop for a few hours.site go to this site home tab for more detail--->>> WWW.BIG76.ℂOM
#108 to #105 - pineapplepeople
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Well, if you're good at something, never do it for free.
#94 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
>implying Rihanna is beautiful and/or a good singer
#51 - CapnInterwebz
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(04/25/2013) [-]
"If your good at something never do it for free"
"If your good at something never do it for free"
#50 - rawesome
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(04/25/2013) [-]
That Harry poter pickup line... I'm sold
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#223 to #34 - heartlessrobot
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Not everyone is a jackass, and maybe she wasn't being serious.
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#26 - deadpoolxx
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(04/24/2013) [-]
These make my facebook friends look boring..implying I have friends of course..
#10 - zomaru
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Here I thought I was the only person who calls people *********.
#22 to #10 - SlowpokeForever
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Why would you think that? Plenty of people use that insult you ********.
(I'm messing with you don't hate me)
#25 to #10 - themisstophat
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I used to, but then went onto **** nugget instead.
I used to, but then went onto **** nugget instead.
#7 - ryanmck
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(04/24/2013) [-]
But the Game of Thrones one was a tweet..