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#249 - tyroneisanigger
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(04/25/2013) [-]
whenever it rains at my school I offer the kids that don't have a ride home a ride for $5 per mile I drive, it's ******* sweet too because some idiots actually fall for it.
Except there's one girl in my school (I think she's a sophomore) and I'm a junior I offer her a ride for free, every day.
I don't have a related pic in my Reaction folder so here is a badass and his great wisdom.
#174 - SilentRaver
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#85 - ashedust
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I think you might want to reconsider your diet if your farts are near lethal.   
   
"We found him dead, sir. It's curious, though. There was nothing in the room but his body and the faint aroma of baked beans."
I think you might want to reconsider your diet if your farts are near lethal.

"We found him dead, sir. It's curious, though. There was nothing in the room but his body and the faint aroma of baked beans."
#219 to #85 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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(04/25/2013) [-]
My farts make skunks go running. Last one smelled like blood, vaseline, and a decaying wildebeest. Maybe I should cool it with the anal masturbation.
#70 - dagreatmax
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(04/25/2013) [-]
The harry potter pick up line
The harry potter pick up line
#5 - kyubichan
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(04/24/2013) [-]
The second one was from twitter, you freaking liar...
#252 - hentaisweetie
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#224 - anon
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Tyrion is forced to flee across the ocean and becomes a slave. Robb and his mother die. She gets resurrected though. Dany conquers multiple cities and condemns hundreds of leaders to a painful crucifixion. Jon becomes the captain commander of the night's watch. Arya becomes an assassin in another country. The wildings are aloud to cross the wall by Jon. Bran travels beyond the wall and meets a tree man. He becomes a master warg. And Jamie betrays Cersei.
#227 to #224 - trainverse
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(04/25/2013) [-]
**** you! I haven't gotten to that part yet.
#233 to #227 - rebuilt
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(04/25/2013) [-]
i know this is a spoiler but for what?
#250 to #224 - comicsjoey **User deleted account**
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allowed*

also that happened 1 year ago,when I finished A dance with dragons, sp nothing new
#186 - somedsoup
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#160 - gazajunk
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(04/25/2013) [-]
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #3521983 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** MFW
#204 to #160 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
no
#211 to #204 - gazajunk
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(04/25/2013) [-]
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at lul whut ** Yes.
#126 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Heath Ledger, RIP...
#121 - doyoulikeapizza
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(04/25/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #184 at Your Fav Me-Me's In Real Life **
#94 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
>implying Rihanna is beautiful and/or a good singer
#50 - rawesome
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(04/25/2013) [-]
That Harry poter pickup line... I'm sold
#49 - bdowns
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(04/25/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at SNOW **
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at SNOW **
#26 - deadpoolxx
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(04/24/2013) [-]
These make my facebook friends look boring..implying I have friends of course..
#24 - agbravens
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#33 to #24 - wisdombranch
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(04/24/2013) [-]
wha is this from?
#7 - ryanmck
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(04/24/2013) [-]
But the Game of Thrones one was a tweet..