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#162 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I watched a documentary when I was younger about this happening to a woman. Since then I've always put a load of toilet paper in the toilet before sitting...
#163 to #162 - guanyu
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I always do that to avoid skid marks in my toilet. We have washout toilets in the Netherlands.
#179 to #163 - duckslikegrapestoo
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(04/24/2013) [-]
thats brilliant!
#167 to #162 - doctordalek
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(04/24/2013) [-]
How the **** do you get trapped in a toilet?
#142 - solarisofcelestia
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(04/24/2013) [-]
#115 - certifiedidiot
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Sorry, but my toilet needs to have a bigger hole to flush down with the thunder turds I besiege it with.
#77 - vonjackindigo
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(04/24/2013) [-]
i would poop right on the rat flush and that would be the end of that
#60 - midnightdove
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(04/24/2013) [-]
...no it wont
#35 - kittenfarts
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Just sayin'
#202 - roderick
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I never piss or **** in the dark,
#200 - supervenom
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(04/27/2013) [-]
thats why you turn the lights off in your restroom.
#199 - ravenofmidian
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(04/24/2013) [-]
If I ran out of loo roll and the rat popped up in my loo, i'd use the rat to wipe my bum
#173 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#172 - itrooztrooperdown ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I knew this would give me nightmares, but I watched it anyway. Pat me.
#138 - welfarekid
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(04/24/2013) [-]
That is god damn cute.
#136 - guywithipod
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Like 2 weeks ago this **** happened to me, and no it didn't bite my balls, it just made a ton of splashing noises while i played league. No I didn't flush it, in fact I picked it up. It then proceeded to bite my finger, I then killed it in the name of my left middle finger. I took penicillin for the rat fever so its all good.
#133 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
No wonder toilets always clog, there's hardly any space in there.
#87 - theblargypargler
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Well if a rat wants to climb up through my drain to get covered in my horrid turds and piss, it can be my guest.
#76 - sirfisticuffs
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(04/24/2013) [-]
At first I thought it was a Frankenstein ****.
#37 - coolcalx
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(04/24/2013) [-]
how would the rat get all the way to the toilet bowl without drowning? better yet, WHY would it bother to do that?
#48 to #37 - EnergizierAnon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
it hungers...
#49 to #48 - coolcalx
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(04/24/2013) [-]
for poop?
#207 to #49 - bradmanx
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(05/21/2013) [-]
It seems that way.
#11 - zzforrest
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(04/23/2013) [-]
My friend has a phobia of this.
#6 - gibroner
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(04/23/2013) [-]
took a while for me to realize that was a toilet
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