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#162 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
I watched a documentary when I was younger about this happening to a woman. Since then I've always put a load of toilet paper in the toilet before sitting...
User avatar #163 to #162 - guanyu (04/24/2013) [-]
I always do that to avoid skid marks in my toilet. We have washout toilets in the Netherlands.
#179 to #163 - duckslikegrapestoo (04/24/2013) [-]
thats brilliant!
User avatar #167 to #162 - doctordalek (04/24/2013) [-]
How the **** do you get trapped in a toilet?
#115 - certifiedidiot (04/24/2013) [-]
Sorry, but my toilet needs to have a bigger hole to flush down with the thunder turds I besiege it with.
#80 - sotalokki (04/24/2013) [-]
I've always wondered how a toilet looks in the inside.
I've always wondered how a toilet looks in the inside.
User avatar #77 - vonjackindigo (04/24/2013) [-]
i would poop right on the rat flush and that would be the end of that
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User avatar #58 to #56 - Rockaman (04/24/2013) [-]
Until they give you the Bubonic Plague that is...
#81 to #58 - amusingnutsack (04/24/2013) [-]
Because every single rat in world carries a virus..
Better stay away from birds, cattle, insects and many more.
#96 to #56 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
you like the combination of a bucket, rat and a torch?

I know its highly unlikely but what if you went to the taco bell a couple hours ago and you have steaming pile of **** coming down your rectum?

no more taco bell, ever.
#35 - kittenfarts (04/24/2013) [-]
Just sayin'
#203 - gabek ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
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#176 - sevenxninja (04/24/2013) [-]
Bring it on you rodents
Bring it on you rodents
#173 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#143 - beccakingx (04/24/2013) [-]
Im never going to poop again..
Im never going to poop again..
#141 - rudianos (04/24/2013) [-]
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#140 - frysandaburger (04/24/2013) [-]
I just pooped and what is this?
User avatar #95 - Churd (04/24/2013) [-]
This actualy happened to me. I got up one morning, went in to the bathroom, lifted the toilet seat, and ther was a big ******* rat in the toilet!
#90 - bronywhat (04/24/2013) [-]
howd they get it down there?
#50 - captaindropkik (04/24/2013) [-]
just imagine your nuts casually hanging down there while you drop bombs
User avatar #38 - spjlapj (04/24/2013) [-]
**spjlapj rolled user rambomanthree ** what are you doing in my toilet
User avatar #37 - coolcalx (04/24/2013) [-]
how would the rat get all the way to the toilet bowl without drowning? better yet, WHY would it bother to do that?
User avatar #48 to #37 - EnergizierAnon (04/24/2013) [-]
it hungers...
User avatar #49 to #48 - coolcalx (04/24/2013) [-]
for poop?
User avatar #207 to #49 - bradmanx (05/21/2013) [-]
It seems that way.
User avatar #20 - illusiveman (04/24/2013) [-]
it's just a rat...
User avatar #11 - zzforrest (04/23/2013) [-]
My friend has a phobia of this.
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