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#190 - moosmann
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks OP you A**hole! Now i will always have to make sure that there is no rat in my toilet before i can **** in peace...
Thanks OP you A**hole! Now i will always have to make sure that there is no rat in my toilet before i can **** in peace...
#152 - HOLYCARP
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(04/24/2013) [-]
rat somehow ends in your seage pipe
scared, afraid, fight or flight
comes up while your pooping
your but throws a mass od smelling tuff at it
even more cared now
attacks your butt
chews into your butthole
youre screaming now
grab the rat
butthole squeezes shut
rips head of of rat as you try to get it the **** out
rat head in butt
rat body in hand
????
hospital
aids
#125 - dgarcia
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(04/24/2013) [-]
dang it Peggy
#109 - internetrage
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(04/24/2013) [-]
lets put a rat in an underwater maze and see if it lives!
#121 to #109 - captnpl ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Rats frequently enter homes through plumbing, this was just showing how.
#28 - sixfivefourtwoone
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(04/24/2013) [-]
The rat, I can handle. They are kind of cute. A snake on the other hand.. I check every time before I take a ****..
#171 - OVERDOSE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
That's a ****** situation
#162 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I watched a documentary when I was younger about this happening to a woman. Since then I've always put a load of toilet paper in the toilet before sitting...
#163 to #162 - guanyu
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I always do that to avoid skid marks in my toilet. We have washout toilets in the Netherlands.
#179 to #163 - duckslikegrapestoo
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(04/24/2013) [-]
thats brilliant!
#167 to #162 - doctordalek
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(04/24/2013) [-]
How the **** do you get trapped in a toilet?
#107 - shazmo
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(04/24/2013) [-]
RFW
#100 - ninjapleazze
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I havent been able to use the bathroom....since the accident
#92 - peptobismalk
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Rats... bitch please.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7skCdp5oTIE
#82 - turdofdoom
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(04/24/2013) [-]
and then it gets slapped in the face with a giant lump of turd and retreats
#80 - sotalokki
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I've always wondered how a toilet looks in the inside.
I've always wondered how a toilet looks in the inside.
#77 - vonjackindigo
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(04/24/2013) [-]
i would poop right on the rat flush and that would be the end of that
#74 - abesimpson
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(04/24/2013) [-]
That would scare me ********
#60 - midnightdove
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(04/24/2013) [-]
...no it wont
#56 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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#58 to #56 - Rockaman
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Until they give you the Bubonic Plague that is...
#81 to #58 - amusingnutsack
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Because every single rat in world carries a virus..
Better stay away from birds, cattle, insects and many more.
#96 to #56 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account**
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(04/24/2013) [-]
you like the combination of a bucket, rat and a torch?

I know its highly unlikely but what if you went to the taco bell a couple hours ago and you have steaming pile of **** coming down your rectum?

no more taco bell, ever.
#35 - kittenfarts
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Just sayin'
#29 - xxscopemanxx
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(04/24/2013) [-]
if that little ****** can handle what comes out of my ass on some of my more serious ***** then I'll give him a damn medal.
#21 - gagging **User deleted account**
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#12 - ironsoul
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I wish that rat luck in digging through my massive pile of **** before it suffocates