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#126 - skiskate
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Imagine you are about to take a **** and a rat comes and bites your asshole
Imagine you are about to take a **** and a rat comes and bites your asshole
#130 to #126 - blarglestheclown
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Id **** all over it throw in an M80 and tape the lid shut.
The resulting **** explosion would assert my dominance and rats would fear my toilet.
#132 to #130 - skiskate
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#134 to #132 - blarglestheclown
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(04/24/2013) [-]
You've got assert your Alpha over the rats or they'll walk all over you.

this case just happens to be a **** bomb. Btw love the dead space gif

#111 - Jameshaich
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Implying the rat would survive the 2 tonne **** falling on it
#153 - optimussum
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(04/24/2013) [-]
And then you flush and completely ruin the rat's day
And then you flush and completely ruin the rat's day
#160 to #153 - lesrin
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(04/24/2013) [-]
windmills, too powerfull, amon amarth, too viking
#154 to #153 - vedgetable
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(04/24/2013) [-]
plus if you have a decent sewage system, you know, like in western countries, the rat wont be there in the first place
plus if you have a decent sewage system, you know, like in western countries, the rat wont be there in the first place
#135 - payseht
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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The beginning of an epic adventure if it did that while you were on the toilet
#117 - darthlegolas ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
give nightmares? so will this, I'm just sayin
#122 to #117 - epicapocalypse
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Spongebob looks like a major douchebag
#119 to #117 - thelamalord
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(04/24/2013) [-]
i dont mind






i dont mind
#129 to #119 - Mexicandude
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Johntronlosesweight.gif
#155 to #129 - thelamalord
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(04/24/2013) [-]
good damn it. thats olan rogers
good damn it. thats olan rogers





#73 - tallestmidget
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(04/24/2013) [-]
check for snakes too
#156 - kingredeaded
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(04/24/2013) [-]
You mother ******!!!
You mother ******!!!
#165 to #156 - noonacarly
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Where is that. gif from...?

#166 to #165 - simbasa
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I'm gonna guess that it's from a slipknot video
#177 to #166 - kingredeaded
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Yes sir, you are correct.
#178 to #177 - thefunnyside
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(04/24/2013) [-]
What's slipknot?
#181 to #178 - kingredeaded
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(04/24/2013) [-]
An American Heavy Metal band sir.
#183 to #181 - thefunnyside
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Ah, thank you kind sir

and I'm a 'miss'
#186 to #183 - kingredeaded
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(04/24/2013) [-]
My apologies.
#187 to #186 - thefunnyside
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(04/24/2013) [-]
no worries. The parrot avatar misleads people.
#170 to #165 - Sprinklez
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I think it's the 'Dead Memories' video from Slipknot
#175 to #170 - kingredeaded
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(04/24/2013) [-]
You are correct sir.
#79 - raberintodesu
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I am scared of rats more than I am of spiders. Thankfully, I don't have to **** anytime soon.

Y u do dis?
#91 to #79 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
But rats are adorable!
But rats are adorable!
#205 to #91 - bradmanx
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Awww
#42 - arealbountyhunter
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(04/24/2013) [-]
nope.
nope.
#13 - critique
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Every time a toilet clogs, I'll wonder if a rat didn't swim fast enough...
#5 - icameheretotroll
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Peta will be angry if you eat tacos
#7 to #5 - lordlolland
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(04/23/2013) [-]
PETA is angry if you eat anything
PETA is generally angry.
#159 - TheCowGoesMoo
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(04/24/2013) [-]
#102 - hokeymon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
There was a couple of times where I saw a rat drown in the toilet full of piss and I thought it was a big piece of ****
#106 to #102 - jldragon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Where the **** do you live?
#114 to #106 - hokeymon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
It was a computer shop run by my friend. Well more like our hangout spot.
#63 - zraven
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I kinda think it's adorable
#39 - mouthofthesouth
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I AM LITERALLY TAKING A **** WHEN I VENTURED UPON THIS ******* NIGHTMARE.
I AM LITERALLY TAKING A **** WHEN I VENTURED UPON THIS ******* NIGHTMARE.
#71 to #39 - skeetonamber
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(04/24/2013) [-]
i'm taking a **** too, good thing i'm not on my toilet
#40 to #39 - jacklane
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(04/24/2013) [-]
**jacklane rolled a random image posted in comment #3495466 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **

MFW I roll pictures
#41 to #40 - mouthofthesouth
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Honestly, and I know I'll get **** for this, I have no ******* earthly idea what "roll" means. Like, what the **** does it mean and or do? I've always been curious.
#52 to #41 - waffies
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(04/24/2013) [-]
rolling an image brings up a random image posted on the site within a period of time (i forget how far back it extends) same goes for rolling a comment. Rolling a User basically is the same as rolling a comment but only their name shows up, so therefore: more comments, more chances of that user getting rolled. And rolling a number is literally like rolling a 10 sided dice for each digit you include.

Just to mix things up and cause hilarity, though lots of people mistake it to be a replacement for being clever
#43 to #41 - jacklane
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(04/24/2013) [-]
How you gunna be a sammich eter and not now how to roll?!?  Hey DJ 4DM1N!  You gotta take the blue outta this guy's name damnit!
How you gunna be a sammich eter and not now how to roll?!? Hey DJ 4DM1N! You gotta take the blue outta this guy's name damnit!
#47 to #43 - mouthofthesouth
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(04/24/2013) [-]
As well, I did ask politely!
Then again, I am on the internet here.....I guess this could of gone a lot worse...
#45 to #43 - mouthofthesouth
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Woah Woah!
I have enjoyed this website for YEARS now!
I barely just started to leave comments and whatnot. Just the other day I posted my first content. Yes, re-post I know, but it was kind of a twist. I apologize for not knowing everything about the interwebz. Who does?
#46 to #45 - jacklane
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Well, this is funnyjunk... therefor you are apologizing for not knowing everything about the BOWELS of the interweb. :)
#22 - gameshredder
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(04/24/2013) [-]
So THATS how toilets work...
So THATS how toilets work...
#2 - ronyx
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(04/23/2013) [-]
What the ferk.
#124 - banditowolf
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(04/24/2013) [-]
i dont see whats morbid about this.   
   
   
   
   
on a totally unrelated subject, im gay.
i dont see whats morbid about this.




on a totally unrelated subject, im gay.
#86 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I always check the toiletseat for insects before taking a ****...   
Now i have to deal with this **** also?
I always check the toiletseat for insects before taking a ****...
Now i have to deal with this **** also?
#65 - kaboomz
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#72 to #65 - wolfdogone
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