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#126 - skiskate (04/24/2013) [-]
Imagine you are about to take a 			****		 and a rat comes and bites your asshole
Imagine you are about to take a **** and a rat comes and bites your asshole
User avatar #130 to #126 - blarglestheclown (04/24/2013) [-]
Id **** all over it throw in an M80 and tape the lid shut.
The resulting **** explosion would assert my dominance and rats would fear my toilet.
User avatar #134 to #132 - blarglestheclown (04/24/2013) [-]
You've got assert your Alpha over the rats or they'll walk all over you.

this case just happens to be a **** bomb. Btw love the dead space gif

#111 - Jameshaich (04/24/2013) [-]
Implying the rat would survive the 2 tonne **** falling on it
#135 - payseht (04/24/2013) [-]
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The beginning of an epic adventure if it did that while you were on the toilet
#117 - darthlegolas (04/24/2013) [-]
give nightmares? so will this, I'm just sayin
User avatar #122 to #117 - epicapocalypse (04/24/2013) [-]
Spongebob looks like a major douchebag
#119 to #117 - thelamalord ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
i dont mind






i dont mind
#129 to #119 - Mexicandude (04/24/2013) [-]
Johntronlosesweight.gif
#155 to #129 - thelamalord ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
good damn it. thats olan rogers
good damn it. thats olan rogers





#73 - tallestmidget ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
check for snakes too
#42 - arealbountyhunter (04/24/2013) [-]
nope.
nope.
User avatar #13 - critique (04/24/2013) [-]
Every time a toilet clogs, I'll wonder if a rat didn't swim fast enough...
User avatar #102 - hokeymon (04/24/2013) [-]
There was a couple of times where I saw a rat drown in the toilet full of piss and I thought it was a big piece of ****
#106 to #102 - jldragon (04/24/2013) [-]
Where the **** do you live?
User avatar #114 to #106 - hokeymon (04/24/2013) [-]
It was a computer shop run by my friend. Well more like our hangout spot.
User avatar #63 - zraven (04/24/2013) [-]
I kinda think it's adorable
#22 - gameshredder (04/24/2013) [-]
So THATS how toilets work...
So THATS how toilets work...
User avatar #2 - ronyx ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
What the ferk.
#156 - kingredeaded (04/24/2013) [-]
You mother 			******		!!!
You mother ****** !!!
#165 to #156 - noonacarly (04/24/2013) [-]
Where is that. gif from...?

User avatar #166 to #165 - simbasa (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm gonna guess that it's from a slipknot video
User avatar #177 to #166 - kingredeaded (04/24/2013) [-]
Yes sir, you are correct.
User avatar #178 to #177 - thefunnyside (04/24/2013) [-]
What's slipknot?
User avatar #181 to #178 - kingredeaded (04/24/2013) [-]
An American Heavy Metal band sir.
User avatar #183 to #181 - thefunnyside (04/24/2013) [-]
Ah, thank you kind sir

and I'm a 'miss'
User avatar #186 to #183 - kingredeaded (04/24/2013) [-]
My apologies.
User avatar #187 to #186 - thefunnyside (04/24/2013) [-]
no worries. The parrot avatar misleads people.
User avatar #170 to #165 - Sprinklez (04/24/2013) [-]
I think it's the 'Dead Memories' video from Slipknot
User avatar #175 to #170 - kingredeaded (04/24/2013) [-]
You are correct sir.
#153 - optimussum (04/24/2013) [-]
And then you flush and completely ruin the rat's day
And then you flush and completely ruin the rat's day
User avatar #160 to #153 - lesrin ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
windmills, too powerfull, amon amarth, too viking
#154 to #153 - vedgetable (04/24/2013) [-]
plus if you have a decent sewage system, you know, like in western countries, the rat wont be there in the first place
plus if you have a decent sewage system, you know, like in western countries, the rat wont be there in the first place
#86 - lookatmyhouseofwax (04/24/2013) [-]
I always check the toiletseat for insects before taking a 			****		...   
Now i have to deal with this 			****		 also?
I always check the toiletseat for insects before taking a **** ...
Now i have to deal with this **** also?
#65 - kaboomz (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
The rat, I can handle. They are kind of cute. A snake on the other hand.. I check every time before I take a **** ..
#79 - raberintodesu (04/24/2013) [-]
I am scared of rats more than I am of spiders. Thankfully, I don't have to **** anytime soon.

Y u do dis?
#91 to #79 - thesovereigngrave (04/24/2013) [-]
But rats are adorable!
But rats are adorable!
User avatar #205 to #91 - bradmanx (05/21/2013) [-]
Awww
#39 - mouthofthesouth (04/24/2013) [-]
I AM LITERALLY TAKING A 			****		 WHEN I VENTURED UPON THIS 			*******		 NIGHTMARE.
I AM LITERALLY TAKING A **** WHEN I VENTURED UPON THIS ******* NIGHTMARE.
User avatar #71 to #39 - skeetonamber (04/24/2013) [-]
i'm taking a **** too, good thing i'm not on my toilet
#40 to #39 - jacklane (04/24/2013) [-]
**jacklane rolled a random image posted in comment #3495466 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **

MFW I roll pictures
User avatar #41 to #40 - mouthofthesouth (04/24/2013) [-]
Honestly, and I know I'll get **** for this, I have no ******* earthly idea what "roll" means. Like, what the **** does it mean and or do? I've always been curious.
User avatar #52 to #41 - waffies (04/24/2013) [-]
rolling an image brings up a random image posted on the site within a period of time (i forget how far back it extends) same goes for rolling a comment. Rolling a User basically is the same as rolling a comment but only their name shows up, so therefore: more comments, more chances of that user getting rolled. And rolling a number is literally like rolling a 10 sided dice for each digit you include.

Just to mix things up and cause hilarity, though lots of people mistake it to be a replacement for being clever
#43 to #41 - jacklane (04/24/2013) [-]
How you gunna be a sammich eter and not now how to roll?!?  Hey DJ 4DM1N!  You gotta take the blue outta this guy's name damnit!
How you gunna be a sammich eter and not now how to roll?!? Hey DJ 4DM1N! You gotta take the blue outta this guy's name damnit!
User avatar #47 to #43 - mouthofthesouth (04/24/2013) [-]
As well, I did ask politely!
Then again, I am on the internet here.....I guess this could of gone a lot worse...
User avatar #45 to #43 - mouthofthesouth (04/24/2013) [-]
Woah Woah!
I have enjoyed this website for YEARS now!
I barely just started to leave comments and whatnot. Just the other day I posted my first content. Yes, re-post I know, but it was kind of a twist. I apologize for not knowing everything about the interwebz. Who does?
User avatar #46 to #45 - jacklane (04/24/2013) [-]
Well, this is funnyjunk... therefor you are apologizing for not knowing everything about the BOWELS of the interweb. :)
User avatar #5 - icameheretotroll (04/23/2013) [-]
Peta will be angry if you eat tacos
User avatar #7 to #5 - lordlolland ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
PETA is angry if you eat anything
PETA is generally angry.
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