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#126 - skiskate
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Imagine you are about to take a **** and a rat comes and bites your asshole
Imagine you are about to take a **** and a rat comes and bites your asshole
#130 to #126 - blarglestheclown
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Id **** all over it throw in an M80 and tape the lid shut.
The resulting **** explosion would assert my dominance and rats would fear my toilet.
#132 to #130 - skiskate
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#134 to #132 - blarglestheclown
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(04/24/2013) [-]
You've got assert your Alpha over the rats or they'll walk all over you.

this case just happens to be a **** bomb. Btw love the dead space gif

#111 - Jameshaich
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Implying the rat would survive the 2 tonne **** falling on it
#153 - optimussum
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(04/24/2013) [-]
And then you flush and completely ruin the rat's day
And then you flush and completely ruin the rat's day
#160 to #153 - lesrin
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(04/24/2013) [-]
windmills, too powerfull, amon amarth, too viking
#154 to #153 - vedgetable
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(04/24/2013) [-]
plus if you have a decent sewage system, you know, like in western countries, the rat wont be there in the first place
plus if you have a decent sewage system, you know, like in western countries, the rat wont be there in the first place
#135 - payseht
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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The beginning of an epic adventure if it did that while you were on the toilet
#117 - darthlegolas
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(04/24/2013) [-]
give nightmares? so will this, I'm just sayin
#122 to #117 - epicapocalypse
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Spongebob looks like a major douchebag
#119 to #117 - thelamalord
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(04/24/2013) [-]
i dont mind






i dont mind
#129 to #119 - Mexicandude
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Johntronlosesweight.gif
#155 to #129 - thelamalord
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(04/24/2013) [-]
good damn it. thats olan rogers
good damn it. thats olan rogers





#73 - tallestmidget
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(04/24/2013) [-]
check for snakes too
#156 - kingredeaded
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(04/24/2013) [-]
You mother ******!!!
You mother ******!!!
#165 to #156 - noonacarly
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Where is that. gif from...?

#166 to #165 - simbasa
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I'm gonna guess that it's from a slipknot video
#177 to #166 - kingredeaded
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Yes sir, you are correct.
#178 to #177 - thefunnyside
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(04/24/2013) [-]
What's slipknot?
#181 to #178 - kingredeaded
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(04/24/2013) [-]
An American Heavy Metal band sir.
#183 to #181 - thefunnyside
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Ah, thank you kind sir

and I'm a 'miss'
#186 to #183 - kingredeaded
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(04/24/2013) [-]
My apologies.
#187 to #186 - thefunnyside
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(04/24/2013) [-]
no worries. The parrot avatar misleads people.
#170 to #165 - Sprinklez
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I think it's the 'Dead Memories' video from Slipknot
#175 to #170 - kingredeaded
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(04/24/2013) [-]
You are correct sir.
#79 - raberintodesu
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I am scared of rats more than I am of spiders. Thankfully, I don't have to **** anytime soon.

Y u do dis?
#91 to #79 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
But rats are adorable!
But rats are adorable!
#205 to #91 - bradmanx
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Awww
#42 - arealbountyhunter
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(04/24/2013) [-]
nope.
nope.
#13 - critique
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Every time a toilet clogs, I'll wonder if a rat didn't swim fast enough...
#5 - icameheretotroll
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Peta will be angry if you eat tacos
#7 to #5 - lordlolland ONLINE
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(04/23/2013) [-]
PETA is angry if you eat anything
PETA is generally angry.
#159 - TheCowGoesMoo
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(04/24/2013) [-]
#102 - hokeymon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
There was a couple of times where I saw a rat drown in the toilet full of piss and I thought it was a big piece of ****
#106 to #102 - jldragon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Where the **** do you live?
#114 to #106 - hokeymon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
It was a computer shop run by my friend. Well more like our hangout spot.
#63 - zraven
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I kinda think it's adorable
#39 - mouthofthesouth
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I AM LITERALLY TAKING A **** WHEN I VENTURED UPON THIS ******* NIGHTMARE.
I AM LITERALLY TAKING A **** WHEN I VENTURED UPON THIS ******* NIGHTMARE.
#71 to #39 - skeetonamber
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(04/24/2013) [-]
i'm taking a **** too, good thing i'm not on my toilet
#40 to #39 - jacklane
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(04/24/2013) [-]
**jacklane rolled a random image posted in comment #3495466 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **

MFW I roll pictures
#41 to #40 - mouthofthesouth
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Honestly, and I know I'll get **** for this, I have no ******* earthly idea what "roll" means. Like, what the **** does it mean and or do? I've always been curious.
#52 to #41 - waffies ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
rolling an image brings up a random image posted on the site within a period of time (i forget how far back it extends) same goes for rolling a comment. Rolling a User basically is the same as rolling a comment but only their name shows up, so therefore: more comments, more chances of that user getting rolled. And rolling a number is literally like rolling a 10 sided dice for each digit you include.

Just to mix things up and cause hilarity, though lots of people mistake it to be a replacement for being clever
#43 to #41 - jacklane
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(04/24/2013) [-]
How you gunna be a sammich eter and not now how to roll?!?  Hey DJ 4DM1N!  You gotta take the blue outta this guy's name damnit!
How you gunna be a sammich eter and not now how to roll?!? Hey DJ 4DM1N! You gotta take the blue outta this guy's name damnit!
#47 to #43 - mouthofthesouth
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(04/24/2013) [-]
As well, I did ask politely!
Then again, I am on the internet here.....I guess this could of gone a lot worse...
#45 to #43 - mouthofthesouth
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Woah Woah!
I have enjoyed this website for YEARS now!
I barely just started to leave comments and whatnot. Just the other day I posted my first content. Yes, re-post I know, but it was kind of a twist. I apologize for not knowing everything about the interwebz. Who does?
#46 to #45 - jacklane
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Well, this is funnyjunk... therefor you are apologizing for not knowing everything about the BOWELS of the interweb. :)
#22 - gameshredder
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(04/24/2013) [-]
So THATS how toilets work...
So THATS how toilets work...
#2 - ronyx
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(04/23/2013) [-]
What the ferk.
#152 - HOLYCARP
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(04/24/2013) [-]
rat somehow ends in your seage pipe
scared, afraid, fight or flight
comes up while your pooping
your but throws a mass od smelling tuff at it
even more cared now
attacks your butt
chews into your butthole
youre screaming now
grab the rat
butthole squeezes shut
rips head of of rat as you try to get it the **** out
rat head in butt
rat body in hand
????
hospital
aids
#125 - dgarcia
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(04/24/2013) [-]
dang it Peggy
#124 - banditowolf ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
i dont see whats morbid about this.   
   
   
   
   
on a totally unrelated subject, im gay.
i dont see whats morbid about this.




on a totally unrelated subject, im gay.