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#1190 - doctorlea
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(04/22/2013) [-]
because a 5 year old can walk into a gun store a buy a gun...
#1146 - langeland
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(04/22/2013) [-]
#1159 to #1146 - illutvar
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(04/22/2013) [-]
o rly
#1169 to #1159 - langeland
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#1172 to #1169 - illutvar
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(04/22/2013) [-]
rly?....
#1182 to #1172 - langeland
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#1142 - spoogle
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Ignorant post is ignorant.

> Try to say AR's are dangerous for children
> Gives one to a child and takes a picture
#1177 to #1142 - thegamerslife
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Also...that trigger finger... They obviously didn't even go over the safety lessons of handling a firearm before handing to the girl. I have no issue taking my nieces and nephews to shoot my AR but at least they know how to be safe....
#969 - Metallicock
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Why the **** does this exist?
Why does this topic even exist when doing what it suggests is a direct violation of the 2nd amendment?
This ad is ****
#1016 to #969 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Yes of course. Actually amending the constitution of the founding fathers would mean abolishing slavery and giving women the right to vote. Let's reset the clock to 1791.
(allthough for you it would probably be better to reset it to Neanderhtal days).
#1033 to #1016 - idkmyusername
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(04/22/2013) [-]
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall **** fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
#1088 to #1033 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
You could maybe win against the boy with the kinder egg but I'm afraid the girl with the assault rifle would turn both you and your horse and into hamburger meat in a couple of seconds. Impressive tirade though - didn't know people smoked crack in medieval times.
#839 - soggytomatoe
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(04/22/2013) [-]
American governments logic:    
   
20 children died due to unregulated assault weapons?   
Better ban chocolate   
   
TFW
American governments logic:

20 children died due to unregulated assault weapons?
Better ban chocolate

TFW
#884 to #839 - Onemanretardpack
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Kinder eggs have been banned for years by the very people trying to ban semi auto sporting rifles. They're basically saying their logic for banning things is stupid, so why would anyone take these idiots seriously?
#739 - joelalmonte
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Honestly, whenever one of these things that say guess which one of  these blah, blah, blah Everyone automatically guesses the one that is supposed to be suprising, or unexpected but its not because that sort of "shocking" answer stuff has  been done so many times. it wouldve been more suprising if the gun was the right answer.
Honestly, whenever one of these things that say guess which one of these blah, blah, blah Everyone automatically guesses the one that is supposed to be suprising, or unexpected but its not because that sort of "shocking" answer stuff has been done so many times. it wouldve been more suprising if the gun was the right answer.
#733 - bluelight
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(04/22/2013) [-]
well we have Kinder here and there Great
#650 - juicyjuice
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(04/22/2013) [-]
>Hey honey can you go to the neighbors and sell them your girl scout cookies?
>Yeah sure
>*Leaves and returns shortly*
>Wtf is that?
>They gave me an assualt rifle for 10 boxes of thin mints
>The neighbors are the Russian Mafia
kids these days
thin mints are delicious
Pic somewhat related
#618 - jalthelas
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Drugs are illegal, yet they're all still on the streets.

If guns are banned in the US, people will just turn to gun smuggling.
#604 - atkissonbr
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#597 - toxicplague
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(04/22/2013) [-]
has a kinder egg ever saved anyone's life?
#466 - andriod
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Because any 8 yo child can get their hands on guns as easily as legos....
#461 - nightmarecorpse
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I see no reason to ban guns. But what practical reason could anyone have for wanting an assault rifle. I mean I can get a handgun for self defense, or a rifle/shotgun for hunting. But why does anyone need an assault rifle? They were literally designed to be able to kill as many human beings possible, as fast as possible. That's it. I think that's just asking for trouble. Just my 2 cents.
#463 to #461 - hjujug
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(04/22/2013) [-]
So that in the event that the government becomes tyrannical that we can rise against them and restore our inalienable rights endowed to us by our creator. Such rights as life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
#465 to #463 - Chubs
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(04/22/2013) [-]
because assault rifles are badass   
<----(yes i know this is the wrong gun.
because assault rifles are badass
<----(yes i know this is the wrong gun.
#470 to #461 - andriod
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(04/22/2013) [-]
With that being the case however, Most criminals still uses handguns as there weapon of choice.
#496 to #461 - harryblazer
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I remeber living in a bad section of new jersey (or you know, just the state of new jersey) and the cops raided this house down the street. it ended up being a crack house, and I could see them pulling out uzis, tech 9s, a ******* desert eagle, ect. All of which were SUPPOSED to be illegal for the common citizen to own. This store owner that i was friends with had a shotgun sitting across his lap and said "if could have anything more powerful I would, but THATS ILLEGAL"
#500 to #461 - ritzrules
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Y'know, as a Republican and an avid supporter of the 2nd Amendment, you DO make a valid point. But handguns are usually harder to purchase just because they're so much easier to conceal. Nothing short of a trench coat is going to cover up a bulky AR-15, but you can hide a .45 pretty easily under a hoodie or something. And even now, assault weapons are usually restricted to licensed owners.

Really for me, it's not a question over what guns should be banned. A lot of the bad news you hear about guns is the result of irresponsibility on the owner's part. Even the Sandy Hook shooting. The firearms used in the shooting actually belonged to...was it his mother? Something like that. She didn't keep them properly locked up or stored away. And as such they fell into the wrong hands. Happens all the time. Especially with children.

And on that note, I think it would actually be a lot easier for a child to hurt themselves with a handgun than with a longrifle. Yes the rifles can carry a heavier punch, but to get that thing pointed at yourself takes a good deal of work. You have to be trying if you shoot yourself with a rifle. With a handgun? It's a lot easier for a small child to pick one up and go "Hey, what's in this hole at the end?"

But in all sincerity, I do see where you're coming from. It's a matter of "I am an upstanding American citizen, how come I don't get the right to own whatever firearm I want?" Are they necessary? No. Not really. But neither is a car that is capable of doing faster than 80 mph. Just another right that the citizens of this great nation are entitled to.

And dammit, they're just so ******* COOL.
#409 - Maroon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Because children don't try to eat assault rifle parts? What the **** kind of ******** logic is that? Why does everyone think using children in their argument suddenly makes it flawless be it internet security or guns? ****.
#311 - makeitasyougo ONLINE
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(04/21/2013) [-]
i get the joke but:

the term "assault weapon" is ******** and guns shouldn't be labeled as such due to the fact that anything in a humans hands can be an "assault weapon"
case in point: guns get banned, knife crime skyrockets, what are they going to do then, lobby against sharp objects? inanimate objects do not cause crime, they are merely tools used by those who would otherwise use something else to accomplish their methods...

HOWEVER, i really really want to try a Kinder egg T.T
#360 to #311 - slendermanspenis
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(04/21/2013) [-]
ever tried Nutella? It tastes like that but not as a spread..
#304 - weejer
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(04/21/2013) [-]
why doesn't the government ban fertilizers and box trucks. time and time again it has been demonstrated that bombs made from house hold materials can be just as and even more devastating than a gun. but these things are just as readily available as they always were. it doesn't make sense to ban guns and punish law abiding citizens for the actions of others, cars are legal but can be used as a DEADLY WEAPON if the driver decides to drive into a crowd. go ahead and thumb down now. my arguments suck.
#266 - ogloko
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(04/21/2013) [-]
"Assault weapon" is a political term designed to mislead. the real solution here is education. you cant legislate common sense. these moms demanding action are misguided fear mongers. its sickening how they use their children as billboards to further their own agenda.
#247 - justadude
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You can't choke on an AR
#253 to #247 - rprol
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(04/21/2013) [-]
true but you can't riddle your body with holes from a kinder egg. at least i don't think you can.
#257 to #253 - justadude
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#838 to #253 - random asshole
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(04/22/2013) [-]
With the proper tools you can!
#271 to #253 - stealthpsybeast
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(04/21/2013) [-]
What if you throw it at someone at breakneck speed?
#274 to #271 - rprol
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(04/21/2013) [-]
maybe if you froze it first. ok then. I'LL NEED A VOLUNTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE.
#278 to #274 - stealthpsybeast
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(04/21/2013) [-]
This is Jackass!
#26 - carguybig
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(04/21/2013) [-]
No guys... this ad creator is correct. Kinder Surprise shouldn't be banned! That was wrong of our government to do! :D
#19 - ocelot
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(04/21/2013) [-]
THAT FINGER BETTER GET HOLSTERED
THAT FINGER BETTER GET HOLSTERED