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#3 - orionthegreat
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(04/21/2013) [-]
It is the natural call for the milkman to head first into danger. They are a hardy people, with hardy bones. Milk is their beverage and like revenge they serve it cold.
#622 to #3 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
You are beautiful.
#648 to #3 - masterchiefawesome
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(04/22/2013) [-]
IT'S TOO GLORIOUS!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
IT'S TOO GLORIOUS!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
#596 to #3 - sniperfumbles
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(04/22/2013) [-]
That was... beautiful.
#607 to #3 - potatonuggets **User deleted account**
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#337 to #3 - NickRich
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(04/21/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Someone should make this a background..
#356 to #3 - SILENCEnight
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(04/21/2013) [-]
#42 to #3 - kingpenisdairy **User deleted account**
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#142 to #42 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
it was a very good comment wasn't it?
#409 to #3 - rugyakuku
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I work stocking milk at a store. SO HOPE TO GOD IF YOU TRY TO STOP ME FROM DOING MY JOB!
I work stocking milk at a store. SO HOPE TO GOD IF YOU TRY TO STOP ME FROM DOING MY JOB!
#174 to #3 - orionthegreat
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(04/21/2013) [-]
People actually liked my comment,  so much joy!
People actually liked my comment, so much joy!
#643 to #174 - kyoutu
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(04/22/2013) [-]
annnnd you ruined it....
We all thought you were intelligent and interesting.... then you decided to gloat.
#646 to #643 - agentpurplek
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(04/22/2013) [-]
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#645 to #643 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Let him have his moment.
#373 to #3 - smokeymouse
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Milkmen dont get scared, not when theres pussy at every doorstep.
#17 to #3 - tenfinnvo
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Or flaming hot.
#56 to #17 - robotvoice
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(04/21/2013) [-]
''I am the milkman, my milk is delicious''
#484 to #17 - ibanyourana
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(04/22/2013) [-]
The milkman, he is neither milk, nor man.
#612 to #17 - TheCynic
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I am the Milkman.

My milk is delicious.
#235 to #17 - deescalation
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(04/21/2013) [-]
literally my favorite game of all time. I did a playthrough of it and put it on Youtube too
#430 to #235 - deescalation
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(04/21/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HrPeFQp490

never said it was any good
#418 to #235 - partnerintroll
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(04/21/2013) [-]
link?
#492 to #418 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
he replied to his own comment above
#514 to #492 - imnotkickthecat
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(04/22/2013) [-]
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#27 - forgottenmyshorts
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Ah yes, the same thing happened in Milkvillage, the police kindly brought us water
#76 to #27 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
this needs more thumbs. bravo.
#168 to #27 - Ciuy
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(04/21/2013) [-]
This was just beautiful.
#653 to #27 - waffies
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(04/22/2013) [-]
You sonofabitch!
You sonofabitch!
#523 to #27 - buttgauges
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(04/22/2013) [-]
tehe
tehe
#434 to #27 - imhereforthepron
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(04/21/2013) [-]
i don't understand
#438 to #434 - jtastic
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(04/21/2013) [-]
In waterton, cops brought milk
in milkvillage, cops brought water
#658 to #438 - happygrowman
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(04/22/2013) [-]
******* hilarious.
#421 to #27 - jtastic
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(04/21/2013) [-]
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#38 to #27 - basilbrush
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing!
I can't stop laughing!
#20 - winglit ONLINE
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I want him to be my milkman
#66 to #20 - thefuzzywalrus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
**** yeah and have him walk up with a gas mask id be like "****** bamf dude"
#654 to #20 - blademontane
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I reckon they'd rather have freedom with their milk
#621 to #20 - mayormilkman
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Am I close enough?
#626 to #621 - winglit ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Do you like long walks on the beach?
#628 to #626 - mayormilkman
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(04/22/2013) [-]
That'd be alright.
#631 to #628 - winglit ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Then no you're not close enough, look at the man above, does he look like hes got time for pussy things like walking on the beach? NO hes got to deliver his milk and aint no ****** gonna stop him, this mother ****** has got some justice to dish out, and just like his milk, he does it ****** ICE COLD! He doesnt have time to court you, hes got 20 other houses that need his special brand of pasteurized patriotism, delivered fresh!
#634 to #631 - mayormilkman
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(04/22/2013) [-]
... you win this time!
#51 - hirollin
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(04/21/2013) [-]
There's a price to be paid for havin things convenient. Ahyap, men got lazy. Wanted their milk delivered right to their door. Didn't want to go down to the store to get a pitcher of milk. Only problem was, the man who delivered the milk ended up ******* their wives.
#71 to #51 - dagreatmax
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(04/21/2013) [-]
The neighborhood was locked down. No one in, no one out.
#260 to #71 - shaneac
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(04/21/2013) [-]
It's a South Park reference
#414 to #260 - dagreatmax
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Sorry, wasn't much of a fan of South Park.
#479 to #414 - shaneac
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(04/21/2013) [-]
It's ok, I've only seen 2-3 episodes, the one in the original comment is one of them
#52 to #51 - multimedia
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I loved that episode.
#201 to #51 - mooghens
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#252 to #201 - BeardOfJesus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Don't know if having a .gif version is really necessary but it's here if you want it.
Don't know if having a .gif version is really necessary but it's here if you want it.
#87 to #51 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(04/21/2013) [-]
"You want the milk pasteurized? No, just up to my boobs."

#74 - darthblam
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(04/21/2013) [-]
#656 to #74 - masterboll
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(04/22/2013) [-]
sounds like a semen joke
#507 to #74 - pootington
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#587 to #74 - bowlerpipe
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(04/22/2013) [-]
This city is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of milk and when the drains finally crust over, all the cereal will drown. The accumulated backwash of all their cream and breakfeast will foam up about their mugs and all the grocery men and farmers will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or Boyd Cooper. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's worth of milk.
#589 to #587 - bowlerpipe
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(04/22/2013) [-]
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No thirst shall escape my sight.

Let those who worship sodas might's might

Beware my power--Whole Milk's White!"
#18 - blacktothefuture
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(04/21/2013) [-]
That is the most badass milk delivering face ever.
That is the most badass milk delivering face ever.
#200 to #18 - tenmillionbears
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(04/21/2013) [-]
That gif.
#30 - therealtjthemedic
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(04/21/2013) [-]
His ******* face
He looks disgusted
"Two percent milk"
#69 to #30 - schnizel
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You need your daily does of pol to clear you mind from tyranical news.
#53 to #30 - winglit ONLINE
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Hood Red cap = Whole Milk!
Hood yellow cap =2%
I worked the price chopper dairy coolers for 2 years... Oh god the nightmares
#59 to #30 - corundum
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Why does two percent milk even exist anymore? It tastes just like one percent milk, but has double the goddamn fat.
#67 to #59 - winglit ONLINE
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You have double the fat
#68 to #67 - corundum
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(04/21/2013) [-]
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#70 to #59 - vannman
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I dont know, thats all my family used to drink or 3.25% Needless to say, I was the only skinny kid in my family.

Every time I got 1% at the store they would complain it tasted like water
#138 to #70 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I switched to skim milk. Hated it at first, but I got used to it. It gets colder and isn't as thick. Whole milk makes me sick to my stomach now.
#127 - jimthesquirrelking
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(04/21/2013) [-]
why they didnt have milk
why they didnt have milk
#181 to #127 - Pompano
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(04/21/2013) [-]
hue


hue
#258 - bowties
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(04/21/2013) [-]
2%?

You fat *****
#310 to #258 - ishalltroll
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I only drink 3.5%
#467 to #258 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
That was whole milk. Hood's 2% milk has a yellow cap.
#276 to #258 - lazorman
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I almost choked omg
#147 - comeatmebrother
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(04/21/2013) [-]
#50 - alfjnn
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I've said it before, but.
I dunno man, America is pretty boss. I don't understand people who hate this country. You have every right to leave, so why do you stay?

Sides. I'm grateful for the **** that this nation has done for the world. If it wasn't for America's intervention in the Balkans, I wouldn't doubt even for a second that my family and I would be dead.

While I'm ranting. What the **** is wrong with all these college kids begging for Communism?
It -really- isn't that great, it's not even that good of an idea. Have you ever had to pay the equivalent of 900 Dollars for non government issued pants? Crazy **** man.

Back to my point though. America is a great nation, no nation is the greatest, but America is definitely up their.

I mean ****, they've done more for the ******* Balkans than the EU has.

Pardon my Rant, FJ. I'm just an angry New Yorker.
#205 to #50 - markonj
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(04/21/2013) [-]
>done more for the balkans
Shut up. If you lived here you'd understand that they're just masking themselves for their own benefit. They make Croatians look like the good guys, and Serbs look like the bad guys, when in reality nobody gives a ****. I mean, we have giant loans that we took from the Americans, and they're just offering us bigger ones to pay off the ones that we have to pay off. We are and always be collateral damage just like any 3rd world country the US decides to **** over. And EU is just as bad. I know I am going to be filled with red thumbs to death, but anyone that shares my blood and is actually from here will understand.
#244 to #205 - alfjnn
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I lived in Serbia.
I moved to America.

You sound like a ******* Chetnik. Milosevic was a ******* murderer. I watched the bombs fall. I know what the USA did to our country. I know full well what they did and why they did it.

**** the EU, they haven't done **** for us, they're too busy with their posh west european policies and psuedo democracy to give a **** about us.

Think before you speak you Chetnik Mountain man ****. There is no difference between us, and the ******* Croats. They have a different Religion. But there is no difference beyond that.

You want to hate them? Fine. You want to just wallow in Serbia's Ethnically Cleansed past? Fine.

But I will not sit here and let you make it seem like Milosevic did anything good, for our nation.
#253 to #244 - markonj
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Prvo nisam reko da sam Cetnik ni da gotivivim Milosevica, nit sam reko da mrzim Hrvate il bilo koga drugog. Znam da nas je on zajebo i znam da cemo jos u veca govna uci ako udjemo u EU. Al brate dodji vamo u Bosnu i pogledaj kakva je situacija oko nas. Zato nemoj praviti nikakve predrasude jer ne mrzim nikog zato sto je katolik, musliman il sta ja znam. Puca mi kurac za sve.
#668 to #253 - schnizel
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(01/10/2014) [-]
Gib debt money now or I take Bosnian clay.
#581 to #50 - zombiexslayer
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(04/22/2013) [-]
That was the most polite rant that i have ever read.
#651 to #50 - CactusFantastico
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(04/22/2013) [-]
A Balkan living in new york?
#652 to #651 - alfjnn
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Roman is my hero.

#667 to #50 - schnizel
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(01/10/2014) [-]
No problem goy, so where is my money?
No problem goy, so where is my money?
#112 to #50 - skarre
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I for one, agree on this.

I think the problem can partialy be blamed on the location of the ideological history.
Americans might not know the true dangers of totalitarian ideologies like communsim and national socialism, like we Europeans do.
Because under our feets, lies the charred remains of these systems victims. Togheder with them, lies the bloodsoaked manifests and thoughs that justified thier deaths.
We Europeans are told early in our childhood, to never forget. Because in that way, history might not repeat itself that frequently.

TL;DR: Ignorance is bliss, but extremely irresponsible and dangerous.
#86 to #50 - xsap
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Being America is a lot like being that one rich friend who everything hangs out with for money, once that friend goes broke or has some economical problems all the other friends stop talking to him and start making fun of him behind his back...

#58 to #50 - yuukiii
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(04/21/2013) [-]
communism is great on paper, not so great applied to real life
#64 to #58 - bezza ONLINE
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(04/21/2013) [-]
And do you know why that is? because we are all selfish.
#156 to #64 - yuukiii
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(04/21/2013) [-]
not only that, people who work twice as hard deserves a good paycheck compare to those who only work 10-20 hours a week
#62 to #58 - alfjnn
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(04/21/2013) [-]
The notion that all work is equal is retarded.

A Command Economy is also an awful idea.

Zastava Cars!
Zastava Guns!
Zastava Machines!
Zastava Soap!
Zastava Cards!

Like really.
#65 to #62 - yuukiii
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(04/21/2013) [-]
well yea its not fair in gen about all that stuff but like i said its only good on paper but to apply to real life especially now is just asking for a uprising and civil war in my opinion
#85 - shazmothree
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#150 to #85 - liquidz ONLINE
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#1 - dabronydude
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(04/21/2013) [-]
everyone and the media often show the worst of a situation instead of the all good, like this.
#92 - xsap
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(04/21/2013) [-]
on every single one of these pictures that show the military in the streets post there is always that one dumb ass that says    
"huehuehue where is your freedoms now merica lolol XDD"    
and i would like to point out to these dumb asses that the military is not forcing anyone to stay in their houses and they don't kick down doors and start shooting people.. they are there FOR the public safety... they are monitoring any terrorist activity that might go down...
on every single one of these pictures that show the military in the streets post there is always that one dumb ass that says
"huehuehue where is your freedoms now merica lolol XDD"
and i would like to point out to these dumb asses that the military is not forcing anyone to stay in their houses and they don't kick down doors and start shooting people.. they are there FOR the public safety... they are monitoring any terrorist activity that might go down...
#444 to #92 - undeadwill
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Question is what happens when you refuse a search? That is what worries me.
#488 to #444 - nightstar
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Well, when a known "terrorist" is in the area, I don't think anyone gets to refuse a search. Saying no is kind of an indication you are being held captive in your own house.
#509 to #488 - undeadwill
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(04/22/2013) [-]
What if you have your usual Asian midget party going on at the time of the search?
Or have been smoking pot or other such drugs.
Do they get a warrant or play the "Hey I hear someone breaking in" legal ploy to do a search without a warrant?
Do they take the legal approach time costly approach or the unconstitutional approach of legal loopholes or even worse the method of a brute who kicks down the door.
#547 to #92 - SilentRaver
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(04/22/2013) [-]
The issue isn't just one lockdown, it's the progression of current affairs that people are getting upset over. If there is a tighter restriction on firearms, a lot of people will feel less secure, especially if there's just one more violent incident like this. It's worrying because if they are willing to shell out the time and resources to not only lockdown the city but take it as far as performing sweeps of citizen homes for just one crazy brainwashed college kid who built 2 crude ****** explosives out of crock pots, then they are certainly willing to shell out the same effort to increase police presence and expand their power on the streets in case of terror threats.
Yeah that'll be good at first, they're not Nazis after all, just regular guys genuinely trying to keep their city safe.
The problem is the children growing up surrounded by their watchful eyes and authority, they don't understand it like we do, we know they're only there because of the recent violence. But the children will grow up used to it, it's more of a normal part of life than a safety measure to them, and a lot of kids will grow up wanting to be that authority. When they do, they're already less concerned about safety than their predecessors (since the predecessors made the streets safer), and it's more about just keeping watch on the citizens in general. The children growing up surrounded by them, then develop an even more diluted view of the purpose of police.
That's when we see the problems everyone is worried about.
#566 to #92 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, but military is not allowed to patrol America unless in times of war. Thats the police departments job.
#106 - rknight
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
#481 to #106 - ddoggdiggity ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
**** YEAH Psychonauts!!!!!!

#171 to #106 - yusay
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(04/21/2013) [-]
BoydDaMilkman
#172 to #171 - boyddamilkman
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Shh, they'll hear you.
#175 to #172 - yusay
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(04/21/2013) [-]
BoydDaMilkman
BoydDaMilkman
#178 to #175 - boyddamilkman
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#128 to #106 - nightlove
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Oh my gosh I loved that game!!
#136 to #106 - TARDIS
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(04/21/2013) [-]
It's fortified with what the world whats,
what it deserves.
#152 to #106 - EdTheGreat
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(04/21/2013) [-]
That ************** MIND
#60 - gammajk
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#655 to #60 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
they're minerals marie
#266 to #60 - harbingerwolf
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(04/21/2013) [-]
"That wasnt a fart..."
#72 to #60 - gersonalvat
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(04/21/2013) [-]
A BOMB
#110 to #60 - malst
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I didn't ask for this.
#37 - Zeigh
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Isn't it possible that he's just the milkman and he happens to go through the ghetto for most of his route?





I'm joking obviously.
#401 - dovahsix
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#584 - danielscqro [OP]
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#598 to #584 - kingantichrist
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(04/22/2013) [-]
****** lol'd
#585 to #584 - sokolftw
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Bruins got canceled that night.
#595 to #585 - mrfourtysevenman
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(04/22/2013) [-]
fap.
#620 to #595 - thempc
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(04/22/2013) [-]
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A SPLENDID IDEA GOOD SIR!
#153 - liquidz ONLINE
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#164 to #161 - liquidz ONLINE
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#170 to #161 - ebperik
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Who is that guy?
#188 to #170 - DJFatcat
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(04/21/2013) [-]
That's Alex Jones, a conspiracy theorist that comes up with the dumbest/funniest **** unintentionally.

His website: www.infowars.com
#202 to #188 - ebperik
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(04/21/2013) [-]
This **** is retarded
#453 to #202 - undeadwill
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(04/21/2013) [-]
He's right on small stuff but the whole fluoride thing has gone on long enough.
#184 to #170 - teoberry
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Alex Jones.