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#103 - justleavefagmin
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(04/21/2013) [-]
And the fag reposted a comment from a comment on youtube.
#88 - harbingerwolf
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I just wanna rot naturally somewhere deep in a forest. I like the thought of being put back into the food chain and helping tonnes of species survive, instead of locking all the minerals and such you've acclimated over your life in a box away from the natural world.
#77 - wrought
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(04/21/2013) [-]
COME ON AND SLAM
#55 - fishtacos
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Here's mine: Open casket funeral, but my body's not inside. While they're wondering where I am, two skydivers will jump out of an airplane from 5,000 feet, holding my body. They will have timed it perfectly so that they are 20 feet above my casket when they come across my funeral. When they reach that point, they will drop my body into the casket perfectly. The force of my fall will close the lid. End funeral.
#40 - mookiez
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I want to be blasted into deep outer space and just chill there.
#13 - taintedangel
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(04/21/2013) [-]
i kinda want the Spock funeral. Just put my body in a sealed casket, then launch my ass into space from orbit and let me drift in the vast expanse.
#106 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
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#104 - hardongo
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(04/21/2013) [-]
#97 - cuntbisquits
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(04/21/2013) [-]
The tags weren't a lie.




They were just lie.
#102 to #97 - shitposting
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(04/21/2013) [-]
a as in one just one simple innocent ..... lie
#96 - studbeefpile
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I want "Another one Bites the Dust" to be played at my funeral.
#92 - contracunt
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(04/21/2013) [-]
i plan on having an open casket, and while everybody is crying and sad, the monster mash would begin to play as a man behind a curtain tugged on wires connected to my arms. i would then sit up in my coffin and wave my arms whle it plays.
#85 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
- My mom says i cant do that....

Either this guy has terminal cancer or hes going to be a mamas boy long after shes dead
#80 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
is this OC?!
#83 to #80 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
***** shut the **** up no one can understand you from the sound of you choking on my muhh fuggin dick
#78 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Iike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!
#58 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
*rolls testicles* dubs
#50 - twi
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(04/21/2013) [-]
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#47 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
My funeral will be an open casket with me wearing a Black Parade uniform (Its from My Chemical Romance) and at the funeral, the song, Welcome to the Black Parade, will be playing while I'm being put in the incinerator to be cremated. Pretty good way to go out.
#46 - aahrg
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(04/21/2013) [-]
If me and my friends are ever in some horrible accident that kills us all, our funerals will be combined, and our caskets will be in the shape of tetris blocks, lowered slowly into the grave while tetris music is playing.
#79 to #46 - pwnsomelink
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(04/21/2013) [-]
How
#82 to #79 - aahrg
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(04/21/2013) [-]
feet in bottom right, knees in bottom middle, stomach/torso top middle, upper torso/head top left
#43 - gnillort
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Luckily for him, his mom should be dead by the time he has his own funeral anyway.
#63 to #43 - markertemp
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Unless he pisses her of enough times.
#17 - mynameislego
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(04/21/2013) [-]
well everybody would get up and feel it's time to jam...