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#124 - shameonapony
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(04/20/2013) [-]
MFW somebody talks about my town.   
   
I used to date a Sandwich Police Officer.    
   
They're assholes.
MFW somebody talks about my town.

I used to date a Sandwich Police Officer.

They're assholes.
#128 to #124 - sundanceholiday **User deleted account**
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#134 to #128 - shameonapony
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Population of Sandwich, Massachusetts:

65% Elderly white people
25% Rich swag fags
9% Upper middle class white snobs (The kind that complains about fireworks on the fourth of July despite being in their mid forties)
1% African Americans (Ranging entirely from successful, respectable people to the 20 year old neanderthal who is a junior in my High School)

The only crime is drugs that these rich piece of **** kids spend their entire lives doing.

I think somebody was hit by a car in 1992 or something like that. There's no crime.

All the **** they get is from the kids, and that's because they get busted CONSTANTLY.

Nobody comments on their name, ever. :/
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#116 - pwnagraphy
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(04/20/2013) [-]
My family has a house there for the summer
#126 to #116 - resbiansrock
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#113 - thejgwentworth
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#216 - ghouleyed
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(04/21/2013) [-]
**ghouleyed rolled a random image posted in comment #1704665 at Friendly ** <- Me when sandwich police comes to my door
#194 - googleexplorer
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#187 - mossycabbages
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to see a liscense and relishtration, ma'am.
The important thing is that we try
#177 - harshy
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(04/20/2013) [-]
sandwich!
sandwich!
#166 - TheUsername
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(04/20/2013) [-]
>read description
>"this post is not mine, but these puns are"
**** you. not they're not. i've heard those puns many times before. shut the **** up.
#169 to #166 - mrmariomike [OP]
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Well, actually, they are...
I mean, you can't really say they aren't mine because of the words i'm using...
Can you?
#173 to #169 - ohemgeezus
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(04/20/2013) [-]
you weren't the first to use those said puns. That's what Theusername is trying to say...
#150 - mrgoodlove
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Spread Em!
#65 - sandwitchman **User deleted account**
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#60 - burnthechildren
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(04/20/2013) [-]
that description
you are the king of puns
#58 - mrmariomike [OP]
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Wow... Thanks for front page!   
Mfw I wake up in the morning
Wow... Thanks for front page!
Mfw I wake up in the morning
#42 - biomedic
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(04/20/2013) [-]
The original sandwich was the 3rd most important 'city' in the doomesday book in England 1068. It's really not that interesting.
#51 to #42 - bassline
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(04/20/2013) [-]
***** don't dis Sandwich.
#55 to #51 - biomedic
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(04/20/2013) [-]
There's nothing to do except get stoned.
#56 to #55 - bassline
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Damn there is nothing to do isn't there :/
#27 - Loppytaffy
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Isn't there a place called Dildo in Canada? Do...do they have that on their police cars?!
#28 to #27 - restfullwicked
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(04/20/2013) [-]
there is a town called breast in france but i dont think they put the town name on their cars
#40 to #28 - Loppytaffy
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(04/20/2013) [-]
There's a place called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch in wales. I don't think they can fit that on a car...
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#22 - gojeda
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(04/20/2013) [-]
OP, your puns are pure baloney!








i'll let myself out
#24 to #22 - mrmariomike [OP]
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I guess you're now toast
You really wanted to hammer that pun in, eh?
#25 to #24 - gojeda
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(04/20/2013) [-]
My puns are really Subpar to yours!
#32 to #25 - mrmariomike [OP]
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I think you just need to rise to the occasion more often
(ALL THE REUSE OF PUNS)
#6 - pedophant
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Massachusetts really is the bomb.
#8 to #6 - anon
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(04/20/2013) [-]
LOL
#1 - anon
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(04/20/2013) [-]
this is going to the frontpage
#2 to #1 - mrmariomike [OP]
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(04/20/2013) [-]
R...Really?   
Well, thank you for the vote of confidence anon   
or &quot;angry black man&quot;
R...Really?
Well, thank you for the vote of confidence anon
or "angry black man"
#84 to #2 - anon
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see, i told you it would get to the frontpage
#90 to #84 - mrmariomike [OP]
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Anon is correct
#3 to #1 - qubot
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(04/20/2013) [-]
AND I SHALL TAKE IT THERE!
AND I SHALL TAKE IT THERE!
#189 - uistorlingme **User deleted account**
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#180 - TenSecondTom **User deleted account**
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#122 - resbiansrock
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I was reluctant to hit "more..." in the description...
#123 to #122 - mrmariomike [OP]
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(04/20/2013) [-]
YOU LOVE THE PUNS
#125 to #123 - resbiansrock
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Please OP, no more! :[