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User avatar #328 - thrashbat **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Lol, this post is pretty funny. One of the best I've seen so far on here.
#308 - lastkingofx (04/19/2013) [-]
Home on time...or else.
#287 - yoursandwitch (04/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #284 - lirfy ONLINE (04/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
new user here, can someone tell me how to comment using a picture? thanks! : ]
User avatar #282 - bushingenna (04/19/2013) [-]
quick! i need the gif of the man who puts on that stretchy masky thingy and then strikes a funny pose and the text "too spooky" comes up!
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User avatar #270 - lordvimless (04/19/2013) [-]
then nekko moment right now
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User avatar #135 - mrgoodlove (04/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That would just stop me from going to her house to pick her up.
#141 to #135 - jacketoff (04/18/2013) [-]
It would make me send about 600 emails and call her phone none stop out of fear. (´・ω・`) (please get the reference.)
User avatar #131 - monkeysniper (04/18/2013) [-]
Similar thing happened to a friend of mine, except he was the guy and the girl was 9.5/10 and wanted to **** his brains out. To this day I have never found anyone with more restraint. Good thing too, I saw her dad at the rifle range later on and he was a damn good shot
#128 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]
My boss had me do something similar, except he paid me to drive them on their date.
User avatar #124 - itsallinthefunny (04/18/2013) [-]
I dun get the reference
User avatar #120 - sekeido (04/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)

>be at work
>the Boss walks in my office
>"Want to make quick $100"
>"Be at my house today at five in a black suit"
>"Uh... ok"
>wondering what the hell
>put on suit drive to Boss' house
>boss tells me what I'll be doing and saying
>laugh so hard sides hurt
>sit on the porch polishing Boss' shotgun
>boy comes to pick up Boss' daughter
>sees a muscular bearded guy in a suit, with a shotgun sitting on a porch
>walks past me, huge eyes rings doorbell gets in
>as they are leaving I say in my strongest slavic accent
>"Rimembr, home on time, no dysrespect."
>get money, go home.
>pretty sure Boss' daughter will be a virgin till she leaves for college
User avatar #228 to #120 - mustlol (04/18/2013) [-]
What did you change?
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#51 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]
Too bad that never happened
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