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#328 - thrashbat **User deleted account**
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(10/20/2013) [-]
Lol, this post is pretty funny. One of the best I've seen so far on here.
#308 - lastkingofx
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(04/19/2013) [-]
Home on time...or else.
#282 - bushingenna
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(04/19/2013) [-]
quick! i need the gif of the man who puts on that stretchy masky thingy and then strikes a funny pose and the text "too spooky" comes up!
#278 - anon
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#270 - lordvimless
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(04/19/2013) [-]
then nekko moment right now
#238 - fiveoutofwhore **User deleted account**
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#182 - ogurkis
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#158 - anon
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Wish this was real.
#135 - mrgoodlove
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(04/18/2013) [-]
That would just stop me from going to her house to pick her up.
#141 to #135 - jacketoff
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(04/18/2013) [-]
It would make me send about 600 emails and call her phone none stop out of fear. (´・ω・`) (please get the reference.)
#144 to #141 - Nullifier
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I GOT THE REFERENCE. SO MUCH RESPECT RIGHT NOW.
#145 to #144 - Nullifier
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(04/18/2013) [-]
DENKOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#143 to #141 - mrgoodlove
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(04/18/2013) [-]
nope sorry ._.
#131 - monkeysniper
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Similar thing happened to a friend of mine, except he was the guy and the girl was 9.5/10 and wanted to **** his brains out. To this day I have never found anyone with more restraint. Good thing too, I saw her dad at the rifle range later on and he was a damn good shot
#128 - anon
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(04/18/2013) [-]
My boss had me do something similar, except he paid me to drive them on their date.
#124 - itsallinthefunny
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I dun get the reference
#120 - sekeido
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Fixed.

>be at work
>the Boss walks in my office
>"Want to make quick $100"
>"Sure"
>"Be at my house today at five in a black suit"
>"Uh... ok"
>wondering what the hell
>put on suit drive to Boss' house
>boss tells me what I'll be doing and saying
>laugh so hard sides hurt
>sit on the porch polishing Boss' shotgun
>boy comes to pick up Boss' daughter
>sees a muscular bearded guy in a suit, with a shotgun sitting on a porch
>walks past me, huge eyes rings doorbell gets in
>as they are leaving I say in my strongest slavic accent
>"Rimembr, home on time, no dysrespect."
>get money, go home.
>pretty sure Boss' daughter will be a virgin till she leaves for college
#228 to #120 - mustlol
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(04/18/2013) [-]
What did you change?
#306 to #228 - sekeido
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(04/19/2013) [-]
apparently what I did was very wrong and I deserve to be punished.
#305 to #228 - sekeido
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(04/19/2013) [-]
I added the > things
#104 - ghouleyed
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#67 - dwamijtrollin
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#297 to #67 - dwamijtrollin
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(04/19/2013) [-]
faggots
#62 - krizziskill **User deleted account**
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#57 - neokun
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Nah, he will equip her with the latest model of the lock'it pussy
#51 - anon
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Too bad that never happened