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#154 - emppilaf
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Funny I just broke with a girl because her muscular bearded dad was setting on the porch polishing his shotgun and he scared the living **** out of me....
#169 to #154 - mcginger
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#244 - shazmothree
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(04/19/2013) [-]
So why aren't you trying to hit that, OP?


#295 to #244 - JMF
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(04/19/2013) [-]
In heavy Slavic accent, Whut if OP is homoseks?
#48 - punnybutsofunny
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(04/18/2013) [-]
i have very strong slavic accent and i approve this
#304 - xxyzx
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(04/19/2013) [-]
<- him trying to get her home on time
<- him trying to get her home on time
#113 - dreamthrow
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I kind of imagined it would've ended like this.
I kind of imagined it would've ended like this.
#85 - marcalo
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(04/18/2013) [-]
He probably spent the whole date with a little bit of **** in his pants from that incident.
#71 - DeeJayBee
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(04/18/2013) [-]
is shotgun a euphemism for penis?
#307 - iluvmoney
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(04/19/2013) [-]
to be honest i thought you were a woman and your boss wanted to **** you for 100$ when i read the first four lines
#95 - misumena
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(04/18/2013) [-]
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#298 - chrizzle
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(04/19/2013) [-]
The Fathers face when he see's the terror in the kids eyes
The Fathers face when he see's the terror in the kids eyes
#290 - doyoulikeapizza
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(04/19/2013) [-]
#289 - sausageparty
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(04/19/2013) [-]
"pretty sure Boss' daughter will be a virgin till she leaves for college"
Which is a good thing because...
Damn social conservatives.
#280 - shitshute
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(04/19/2013) [-]
#186 - drego
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(04/18/2013) [-]
This made my day... That is all.
#151 - annefrankstein
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#152 to #151 - ayevanity
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I can't help, but that's ****** up. :|
#153 to #152 - annefrankstein
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I have not been insulted yet but these are not funny and thought either funnyjunk or 4chan could help.
#159 to #153 - anon
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Block them? No one cares.
#166 to #159 - annefrankstein
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(04/18/2013) [-]
No it not like that becuase no one will stop. I can't stand innocent people being made fun of. I don't want any suicides in school and feel it would be better if I didn't call the cops.
#173 to #166 - stankfinger
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(04/18/2013) [-]
The best way to handles this is just to call the cops. I take it you are either in middle school or high school so you are going to have a bunch of highly emotional teens and this **** just old. Contact the police through your parents and make a complaint. Show them twitter account via web address and then make sure your principle is informed. Now I know you want to use diffusion of responsibility to make sure this stops but you gotta make a stand for yourself and your classmates because if you don't the chances of anyone else doing it is slime to none.
#176 to #173 - annefrankstein
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Thank you. Junior now but I will delete this now
#155 to #151 - viscii
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(04/18/2013) [-]
What a cunt
#161 to #151 - anon
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(04/18/2013) [-]
I hope you asked 4chan first.
#170 to #151 - mcginger
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(04/18/2013) [-]
take it to 4chan bro. they'll find them quickly. then if you wish it, they will give them all hell
#172 to #151 - annefrankstein
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(04/18/2013) [-]
Well thanks guys
#139 - puscasu
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(04/18/2013) [-]
**puscasu rolled a random image posted in comment #964 at Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist **
#116 - saturninepariah
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(04/18/2013) [-]
It is stories like this (although there are mostly fakes) that make me keep coming back to this site. Thumb for you OP.
#288 - anon
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#282 - bushingenna
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(04/19/2013) [-]
quick! i need the gif of the man who puts on that stretchy masky thingy and then strikes a funny pose and the text "too spooky" comes up!
#182 - ogurkis
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