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#225 - iamrexraptor (04/18/2013) [-]
Then they make sure the boyfriend drives safe.
Then they make sure the boyfriend drives safe.
#194 - FaceOfNapalm (04/18/2013) [-]
Boys face seeing bearded man on the porch.
Boys face seeing bearded man on the porch.
#184 - zenaki (04/18/2013) [-]
**zenaki rolled a random image posted in comment #288653 at Ponyville ** Dad's face when pregnant
#44 - tomthehippie (04/18/2013) [-]
So I have these friends, three siblings. Two older brothers and little sister. We've been hanging out sense I was 13. When the little sister was 15 (I was 18, on leave from the Coast Guard) she had her first date.

Me, her dad, and both of her brothers were in the garage (right next to the front door at an angle, you HAVE to walk by it to get to the door) packing ammunition (taking the brass casing, putting the firing cap in, filling it with powder, putting a bullet in it) and cleaning several rifles, shotguns, handguns.

Yeah, we looked like we were arming up for the zombie apocalypse and this scrawny 15 year old gothy kid comes up and rings the doorbell. The dad says, "Oh, so you are the boy that's going to take my daughter out tonight..."

Gothy-boy looks over and sees four pretty buff guys doing all this **** and goes from pale like "I haven't been in the sun for a couple of weeks" to pale like "Sun? What's the sun?" and stutters out "Sh-sh-she-she'll be h-ho-home be-be-before mi-midnight s-sir!"

The dad just nods and goes back to cleaning his shotgun.

As soon as he left we all laughed our asses off. Of course Ashley (the little sister) didn't find it too funny.
#98 - tigerlilies (04/18/2013) [-]
his face when
User avatar #89 - brothergrimm (04/18/2013) [-]
i'd do that........ i'd do it for free
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#18 - vivapinatapro (04/18/2013) [-]
Virgin til she's in college.   
   
   
   
Riiiiight....
Virgin til she's in college.



Riiiiight....
#41 to #18 - flufflepuff (04/18/2013) [-]
if she is like the rest, she lost it before 15
#72 to #41 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
All the HOOTIS/ lambs
#250 - allanenraged (04/19/2013) [-]
"Muscular"   
"Bearded"   
"Man"
"Muscular"
"Bearded"
"Man"
#279 to #250 - angelusprimus (04/19/2013) [-]
If I was a muscular bearded woman, it would have been even scarier.
User avatar #175 - taye (04/18/2013) [-]
Reminded me of the Bad Boys 2 scene
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4pIJtt48g4
User avatar #183 to #175 - cantfindausername ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
************ you look 30.
#181 to #175 - stream (04/18/2013) [-]
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#241 - maffi (04/19/2013) [-]
Who do I kill?
#245 - CactusFantastico (04/19/2013) [-]
boy's face when it's 10:00 and she's still not home
boy's face when it's 10:00 and she's still not home
User avatar #229 - avoidactivity (04/19/2013) [-]
what if the boy was the guys son.

that'd be confusing
#210 - sketchysketchist (04/18/2013) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #529 at Long post, Worth the read. ** You sound like one scary looking ************ OP.
#276 to #210 - angelusprimus (04/19/2013) [-]
You should see my gf when she is PMSing.

Seriously though, not really, but in right conditions I can look pretty scary.
Especially if your only contact with my accent is Niko from GTA. lol.
User avatar #303 to #276 - sketchysketchist (04/19/2013) [-]
Well, anything that bleeds for an entire week an lives is pretty scary as **** .

I think anyone can look scary under the right conditions.
Some look like brutal mofo's and others seem like creepy pedophiles.
#115 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
>Son's face when he was next
>Son's face when he was next
#197 to #115 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
the auto matic door just trolled himsaying this way faggot
#138 to #115 - tehphire (04/18/2013) [-]
damn dat ***** fast
#148 - freaxxshow (04/18/2013) [-]
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#87 - xfresherassassinx (04/18/2013) [-]
Kids face when
Kids face when
User avatar #125 to #87 - resbiansrock (04/18/2013) [-]
"I fear that one day when I go to pick up a girl that a man with a beard and a shotgun will be waiting there to greet me and tell me to have her home on time in a Slavic accent"
User avatar #196 - AresX (04/18/2013) [-]
I really don't understand this whole scare the boyfriend thing. I mean don't they understand that it's not just one person having sex but two? She has to want it as well, she also has the capability to initiate sexual activity.
User avatar #224 to #196 - poutinesalad (04/18/2013) [-]
It has nothing to do with consent. You clearly don't know what having a daughter is like to the father. She's his little princess and no little **** is gonna get in her pants under his watch.

User avatar #256 to #196 - sonicg (04/19/2013) [-]
Where I'm from it's to both ensure he doesn't do something stupid while he's out, but to also make sure he's got the balls to treat her right.
#201 to #196 - Mexicandude (04/18/2013) [-]
If the kid is scared to have sex, he will not have sex. How hard is to get that?
User avatar #204 to #201 - AresX (04/18/2013) [-]
If a sexually frustrated teenage girl pushes a sexually frustrated teenage boy for sex, it will happen, doesn't matter how "scared" he is. All it most likely will do is piss the daughter off.
#205 to #204 - Mexicandude (04/18/2013) [-]
Okay.
#202 to #196 - sreggin (04/18/2013) [-]
as u said it takes two, if he doesnt want to (yea right) then wont happen. but its more about not letting them be up late together which is more likely to lead to sex
User avatar #209 to #202 - AresX (04/18/2013) [-]
That makes sense, although horny teenagers are quite resourceful and will probably end up doing the nasty.
#203 to #196 - angelusprimus (04/18/2013) [-]
Boys tend to push for sex before girls are fully ready.
If you stop boy pushing for sex, and they have sex when girl is ready and initiates it its much better for her emotionally.
User avatar #208 to #203 - AresX (04/18/2013) [-]
Women can also push for sex before the boy is ready. Things happen both ways. But I kind of see why now. It's more so that the boy thinks twice before doing anything that would put the daughter and her father on bad terms with him. Technically though, the entire thing is both the daughter, and boy's consent to be in a relationship or dating, and if she doesn't want anything she can say no, or get rid of the boy.
User avatar #213 to #208 - DoggyBouncer (04/18/2013) [-]
No **** . It's just less common. Plus girls can't get boys pregnant.
User avatar #215 to #213 - AresX (04/18/2013) [-]
Yeah still happens though. Girls can get themselves pregnant by agreeing to have sex with boys. It takes two to tango.
User avatar #218 to #215 - DoggyBouncer (04/18/2013) [-]
You're not understanding. The whole "scare the boyfriend" is mostly that he doesn't **** her so she won't get pregnant. Moms don't scare the girlfriend so she doesn't get the boy pregnant. Also, it's not about the girl pushing for sex, because if she does, and it works, she could get pregnant which is mostly her fault. You can't always blame the guy.
User avatar #220 to #218 - AresX (04/18/2013) [-]
I understand that, and I'm saying that scaring the boyfriend does not stop the daughter from making sexual advances. Teenagers are horny ************* and if the kids are not educated they'll have sex anyway, men don't think straight when they're being tugged the right way.
User avatar #237 to #218 - imtheparty (04/19/2013) [-]
Scaring the boyfriend isn't going to do **** . Dad's that do this are ******** . Being really overprotective pushes your daughter to rebel and do whatever the **** she wants.
User avatar #259 to #237 - sonicg (04/19/2013) [-]
I take it you've never met a big redneck with a shotgun telling you how if you "break his daughter's heart" he'll bury you in the woods. Right? Sure, he may not be completely serious, but it's that small chance that he will along with a mutual respect.
User avatar #260 to #259 - AresX (04/19/2013) [-]
Death threats are pretty serious and disrespectful. Lead by example not by intimidation.
User avatar #263 to #260 - sonicg (04/19/2013) [-]
Exactly. I plan on being that asshole dad that shows evidence of capability to kill... If I ever have a daughter.
User avatar #264 to #263 - AresX (04/19/2013) [-]
That sounds like a terrible idea. I will only get your daughter pissed at you.
User avatar #265 to #264 - sonicg (04/19/2013) [-]
She'll thank you in the end though after she finds out that 'guy' ended up in prison on multiple felony charges. It helps weed out the scumbags.
User avatar #266 to #265 - AresX (04/19/2013) [-]
Or scare off everyone but the douchebags who don't give a **** enough to meet you.
User avatar #268 to #266 - sonicg (04/19/2013) [-]
If he's not man enough to meet the father, he won't stay with her for very long anyway. I can damn near guarantee that.
User avatar #271 to #268 - AresX (04/19/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean he won't **** her/take advantage of her/break her heart. While the guys who would stay with her and treat her right might be scared off by her psycho dad. Education > intimidation.
User avatar #273 to #271 - sonicg (04/19/2013) [-]
I've had instances where I managed to make some of my sisters potential boyfriends seriously reconsider their actions and end up leaving her then becoming deadbeats. honestly, the gamble far outweighs the cost in this scenario.
User avatar #317 to #273 - imtheparty (04/19/2013) [-]
You're just the ******* I mentioned. I live in the south and we're not all rednecks like that. See, some of us, like the fathers of girls I've met actually know what they're doing. Instead of being jackasses, they took me in and talked to me and actually got to know me. To this day, even after the breakup, there are girls' fathers that I still talk to like a friend. Sex is something that's going to happen, but if you talk to the guy and get to know who he is, you'll realize that maybe he isn't so bad for your daughter.
User avatar #319 to #317 - sonicg (04/19/2013) [-]
Did I say I wasn't going to actually talk to the kid? No, I didn't. So if you would be so kind as to shut up and let people live their lives as they please, that'd be much appreciated.
User avatar #249 to #213 - greenwithenvy (04/19/2013) [-]
girls get boys pregnant.. well their wallets.. with receipts...
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