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#278 - GreenGrinder
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(04/16/2013) [-]
The bible is a load of Jewish garbage anyway, same with the rest of Christianity.
#285 to #278 - codyxvasco
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that people still follow it.
#292 to #285 - GreenGrinder
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, well it seems like everyone interprets he bible in a different way. Making it dangerous and moronic. Besides, it's interpreted so loosely around it's actually meaning nowadays...One day people will be trying to decode it, because of it's ridiculous criteria.
#299 to #278 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/16/2013) [-]
What if someone came up to you and said weed is bad for you and you shouldn't smoke it
Wouldn't that piss you off?

I guarantee it would
Just like it makes Christians mad when you say their religion is Jewish garbage....
Moral of comment

Be a more accepting person.
You wouldn't want someone dogging you for smoking marijuana
Why would anyone else want it for their beliefs as long as it's not hurting you or other people...
#308 to #299 - anon
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Because Christians actively do hurt other people.
#323 to #308 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/16/2013) [-]
No they don't
How does it affect you?
#309 to #299 - GreenGrinder
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Because the worlds going to **** thanks to the organized religion. And I smoke weed in peace time, like our forefathers did centuries ago. Much more natural than depriving man of his carnal nature. The Judeo-Christian religion thrives off hypocrisy.
#321 to #309 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/16/2013) [-]
You're still being an intolerant douche about it...
Christianity itself and the idea of it is not bad
It's how people act about it..
Just like there are stupid stoners too...
There is stupid people in all cults/religions...
In everything.....
#327 to #321 - anon
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Stupid stoners sit around and eat pizza while thinking they're intellectuals.
Stupid Christians stone fetus' for being aborted.
#330 to #327 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/16/2013) [-]
I've never heard of a christian ever doing that
Ever...
#333 to #327 - GreenGrinder
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(04/16/2013) [-]
You don't have the slightest idea what I do for a living, so now you have to rely on stereo-typical arrogance? I give up, whatever.
#342 to #333 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/16/2013) [-]
not all people who smoke weed are stupid
I smoke weed at least once a day
I also am celebrating 4/20
But there are stupid people in everything
Just saying.....
#1095 - onemoreaddictingam
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(04/17/2013) [-]
I hate church, but this man makes me want to go. Hell I'm not even a Christian.
#1002 - lolwutthef
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(04/17/2013) [-]
best pastor ever.
#929 - mrgoodlove
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(04/16/2013) [-]
I'm not religious, but I really appreciate these kind of people. The more open minded that accept the ways of others and don't just throw their religion into every passerby's face. This guy deserves all the damn medals.
#875 - hadtomakeanewname
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(04/16/2013) [-]
the people who are anti gay take the bible way too literally.
#811 - thunderpony
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#802 - xxdallascowboysxx
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(04/16/2013) [-]
I am also a Christian and I'm so glad that there's people who understand the true meaning of Christianity, not the hateful assholes we've come to be represented by.
#810 to #802 - Jaericho
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Amen to that.
Amen to that.
#696 - manofbeardliness
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(04/16/2013) [-]
We have a gay couple in our church. What people don't notice is things are changing. I'm located in the bible belt and there are plenty of pro gay churches around my area. People blindly throw stones at Christians because they base their perception on older generation Christians. How many young people do you see at these anti-gay rallies? Not a whole lot who aren't being forced to.
#741 to #696 - smokedmeatlog
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(04/16/2013) [-]
People need to understand the concept of the silent majority. Unfortunately that majority is too silent, and the world would be a lot better if they do finally speak up.
#760 to #741 - manofbeardliness
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(04/16/2013) [-]
i agree. A large portion of Chrisitianity is pretty liberal and would like to see change, but with ass hats like the WBC and other groups constantly making Christians look bad people just don't show their voice.
#752 to #741 - threadz
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(04/16/2013) [-]
So what your saying is that the smart people should be obnoxious twats about of positions until our demands are met?
#759 to #752 - smokedmeatlog
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(04/16/2013) [-]
No, did i say obnoxious twats?
#764 to #759 - threadz
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(04/16/2013) [-]
no, but I like colorful word use.
#583 - askinnywhiteboy **User deleted account**
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#494 - anon
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(04/16/2013) [-]
>implying the bible still has any practical application in modern society
#508 to #494 - anon
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(04/16/2013) [-]
It's funny because you people know it doesn't.
#526 to #494 - mrblueftw
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(04/16/2013) [-]
>4000 Years old
No i think its up to date.
#484 - Jenkinhimer
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(04/16/2013) [-]
This makes me so happy.
This makes me so happy.
#464 - hickmeister
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#506 to #464 - anon
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Dont forget not to shave, or eat bacon, or mix clothing! You must love getting stoned when you with no doubt DONT follow THOSE rules.
#472 to #464 - admiralamory **User deleted account**
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#475 to #472 - anon
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(04/16/2013) [-]
If the Old Testament is inconsequential, why is it in the Bible at all?
#496 to #475 - mattdoggy
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The Old testament pertains to the Old covenant. When Jesus died on the cross he completed the New covenant. It is symbolized by the ripping of the curtain that separated the Holy of Holies when Jesus died. At that moment Jesus made the old ways (not mixing clothes, tattoos, shaving beard, eating bacon, etc.) obsolete. He payed for the sin of man with his blood and gave us a way to join The Father. Matthew 5:17 reinforces this by saying that He is the fulfillment of the law, meaning that he is the thing to replace those old ways.
#483 to #475 - admiralamory **User deleted account**
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#488 to #483 - anon
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That seems like a poor base for a religious following. Many different people telling you conflicting things while expecting you to follow all of them.
The Qur'an has only things that Muhammad said.
#507 to #488 - mattdoggy
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For starters the Qur'an is the Old Testament, New Testament (altered), Muhammad, and a lot of later writings in it, and has worse contradictions than other scriptures. Also if you pay attention to what the book is saying, you can understand that certain things become obsolete when new things are installed. For example the amendment saying that alcohol is illegal is written, but it was overturned by a later alteration, meaning it is there but it is null and void.
#490 to #475 - xUnholy TITANx
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The Old Testament isn't to be completely disregarded at all. The Old Mosaic Law was put in place and then Christ was the fulfillment of said Law and therefore is no longer in effect. The Old Testament is still of huge importance because of all the prophicies and events that point to and foreshadow the birth of Christ. So no we don't stone and hate those who are homosexual but that doesn't mean we have to agree with it. However I also agree that divorce should not be acceptable unless someone has been unfaithful and the other is not wanting to stay together to fight through it. It will get rid of these stupid 24-72 hour marriages.
#498 to #490 - anon
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(04/16/2013) [-]
So Jesus was a retconn of Judaism?
#460 - jakelguy
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(04/16/2013) [-]
**jakelguy sitting in lutheran school ethics class**
Pastor: Homosexual adoption is wrong because it exposes children to unrepentant sin and they'll think its ok.
Me: So you'd rather leave a child on the street then put him in a gay household...
*silence*
#319 - herculespower
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(04/16/2013) [-]
I have no problem with gay people, yeah they should have their rights....
but if one tries to hit on me I'm gonna sock them in the face
#359 to #319 - Hyoukin
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(04/16/2013) [-]
You couldn't, you know, just politely say, "Oh, no thank you, I'm not interested" like any normal person being flirted with might do?
#373 to #319 - wiredguy
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(04/16/2013) [-]
http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/11747/1/Repressed-Anger.html

Read this :)
#355 to #319 - RoyalNightmare
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Who punches someone for hitting on them? That just makes you a ******* idiot.
#367 to #319 - TopDawg
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Can't tell if joke but...   
   
Does that give a woman the right to sock you in the face if you hit on her? Like... What if you were hitting on this 10/10 hottie and she turns around and cracks you .-. Her name is Olga and she bench presses grizzly bears.   
   
Besides, it's awesome when gay guys hit on me, I feel flattered and attractive! It's like "Damn.... I'm hot"
Can't tell if joke but...

Does that give a woman the right to sock you in the face if you hit on her? Like... What if you were hitting on this 10/10 hottie and she turns around and cracks you .-. Her name is Olga and she bench presses grizzly bears.

Besides, it's awesome when gay guys hit on me, I feel flattered and attractive! It's like "Damn.... I'm hot"
#387 to #367 - navadae
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(04/16/2013) [-]
"Her name is Olga and she bench presses grizzly bears." best thing i`ve heard all day
#1032 - raberintodesu
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(04/17/2013) [-]
This sure is a good read in the morning. I just woke up, you see.
This sure is a good read in the morning. I just woke up, you see.
#1067 to #1032 - wildikdog
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(04/17/2013) [-]
Go back to sleep professor, and don't eat all the damn snacks
I was about to post a picture of nano, but then i remebered i lost the ability to post pictures :(
#1078 to #1067 - raberintodesu
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(04/17/2013) [-]
Yay, Nichijou!   
   
I gave you a thumb, hope you get to post pics soon. :)
Yay, Nichijou!

I gave you a thumb, hope you get to post pics soon. :)
#1083 to #1078 - wildikdog
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(04/17/2013) [-]
Thanks, Watching the show right now actually at episode 10, have a few gifs, but funnyjunk doesn't like me
#1125 to #1067 - elyiia
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(04/17/2013) [-]
Have a free thumb in your quest to post pictures again.
Have a free thumb in your quest to post pictures again.
#1129 to #1125 - wildikdog
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(04/17/2013) [-]
Yeah :) Had the first part of that gif, also one where it looks like she flips a dog
#876 - killyojoy
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(04/16/2013) [-]
I realized that the reason I try to be funny is because I am depressed and I tried to ignore ....So I tried talking to a few girls to make my self feel better now no one will take me seriously......How are you doing funny junk?
I realized that the reason I try to be funny is because I am depressed and I tried to ignore ....So I tried talking to a few girls to make my self feel better now no one will take me seriously......How are you doing funny junk?
#879 to #876 - poptartsniper
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(04/16/2013) [-]
It's my birthday! :D
#904 to #879 - awakendhybrid
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#891 to #879 - killyojoy
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Here's another! Take it and be happy!
Here's another! Take it and be happy!
#887 to #879 - killyojoy
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Here take a gif from my reaction folder...consider it a b-day present.
Here take a gif from my reaction folder...consider it a b-day present.
#714 - forevertrombone
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Yes! This is what I've been saying all along! I'm glad there are other Christians out there who realize this too.
Yes! This is what I've been saying all along! I'm glad there are other Christians out there who realize this too.
#532 - grimmwaters
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#156 - stratosrider
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#120 - PFSquirrel
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